/ink/ - Splatoon General

FUCK sorry woop

I want to ink Pearl's splatzone!

>fall of the stage in manta maria
>turn into a fart cloud

>you eat Callie's last rice crispy treat and she gives you this look

Slutty Wombies?

her ears got longer

I'm early for once, how did this happen?

Anyone else peak at their skill level either it be B or A rank? How do you cope with the fact you suck and that even turfwars seem to be brutal outings where every one has to be a hard fought victory that you can lose, and not just a jollly fun outing?

Webm posters btfo once again

I agree but the time limit should be lower I feel

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Slutty wombies!

You should consider yourself lucky. S and S+ sucks the soul out of you.

So how extreme we talking? Like, ShindoL levels here or just vanilla dickings?

are there any good reasons to grind the splatfest tee for chunks?? i don't know where i heard it but i just wanted clarification

maybe because you want chunks...?

I want to cuddle with Callie in bed!

So if we had battle between /ink/ and /ink/ discord, who would win and why is it /ink/ discord?

It costs 0.1x as much as the other gear to scrub.

depends on which discord and who you get from the discord

>3 S+ chargers on other team
>why live

Post limit and not image limit. Plus I'm sure if the fag did make the OP, anyone with principle would ignore it.

Unless they were mayofags, because those fagets lack any principles.

Imagine Pearl crying.

gonna need the source of that user

protect!

Tim and old /ink/ are much better at the game

>marina OP again
Waifufags are literally the cancer killing /ink/.

high functioning autism vs. low

Should I use a drink with an ability I don't want with the Tee to get extra gear XP?

He's right. The Machine's only benefit is that it's easier to use up close.

the secret tryhard discord shits on both

Forcibly, while she's too drugged out her mind to fight back!

This and nice digits

/ink/ discord is all /ink/ discords.

I can't get out of B+ in Tower Control. Splatzones is pretty easy and I'm slowly making way to S, and Rainmaker I can push through as long as I have at least one competent team mate. But there is some kinda retardation in the B ranks for Tower Control where everyone decides it's fucking team deathmatch.

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I could've used this instead.

How about you stop being gay

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Post first impressions of Manta Maria!

good games washer room people

GGs to everyone that joined the slosher lobby.

I wonder if slut woomy likes being spanked

>try and draw a splatfest post
>vision has gone blurry

It's like a slightly bigger version of Skatepark with redesigned bases. I haven't had a chance to actually play it, but it looks good. Lots of fun angles.

how about you give me the source user?

Good games, sloshing machine lobby

Callie is for rape!

Lots of walls and open areas, so range is actually pretty great.

I love when fucking idiots who have no idea what they are talking about spread misinformation

I fucking hate rainmaker

Are you one of the true, blue, superior original /ink/, /ink/?

It was fun while I was there. Thanks if you're the one who made it!

Just git gud at Rainmaker directs. It's one of the most fun and satisfying weapons to kill with. Also make sure you're always the first person to pick it up.

insuting faggots by comparing them to mayo trash. nice one annon.

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Yes but it'll cost you more that way. I go for two then scrub it.

Hey, cool down, man, there's no need to do anything crazy!

Look at the difference in coverage. They have the same fire rate but Sloshmo's blob is twice as large. Sloshmo also runs a LOT faster (but don't stack run speed on it, it doesn't work on sloshers) and you can jump with it because it doesn't have accuracy drop.

GGs
Hurricane is a comin

The problem is I'll never get good and I'm the dead weight player on my team.

>he doesn't live in northern Texas

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I was the one who made it. I hope to do a lobby like that every week a new weapon comes out. Those lobbies are some of the most fun times I have with this game.

I'm the image poster, I'm looking for it atm

Run speed affects the Machine.

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Only if you're a disgusting pervert who deserves a painful splatting.

I heard she likes it in the "back"!

Just gotta find the approach that suits you best. What weapon do you use in ranked?

>Butthurt pearl fag is upset that no one wants to post their gremlin.

Shouldn't it be called Sloshma instead of Sloshmo? It's not called the sloshing "mochine".

Or why not simply "machine"?

Waaaaait, that's new. In S1 it didn't work on sloshers, that's why they buffed sloshmo that much.

At least I'm not in Corpus Keksti, apparently all their buildings are falling over

Pearl is fucking cute and I want her to smile

Sloshmo sounds cooler

She deserves it for being a dumb squid.

I just like calling it the Machine.

I don't even play rank anymore and can't aim properly, even with gyro.

I use Aerospray in turfwars but die whenever anyone looks at me funny.

Slut woomy is my favorite

Mine too

>Center upper fang
Did this person play Splatoon 1?

thanks user

She's not dumb.

You're thinking of Pearl.

Feeling hungry, flightfags?

>run out of mayo while frosting a cake
I would love to hear Marie's response to this.

I think Pearl might be stupider than Callie.

I always thought it was to make a play on Satchmo

>The Machine
youtube.com/watch?v=fdRf-IVFeOs

My north texas nigga

Why is Marina so FUCKING lewd?

I want to fuck her so god damn bad

What tipped you off, ?