/utg/ - Undertale general

Well the credits imply they can at least work together, so it's not like Toriel's demanding Asgore never go anywhere near here. I like to think that given enough time, and maybe with a child or two to care for, they can at least be cordial, and possibly friends.

she doesn't have a cloaca she has a cute vagina

Lots of awkward. Asgore signing off on Toriel's adoption of Frisk because it'd make Toriel and Frisk happy. It'd take a while for them to reach friendly again after Toriel literally hid away from him for years/decades/centuries/whatever and kept her disgust with him alive like a hearth-flame.

But she poops from there!

Why mad Cheerie?

She knows what you're thinking

I just think it's sad that unless they end up popping out another goat babby they're going to live forever and watch all their friends die.

Asgore can hook up with a cute human female and make a little hellspawn

They won't necessarily live forever.

They could always get sick, die in an accident, or be murdered! They just won't die of old age is all.

Gerson already said that wouldn't work.

Buttercups, anyone?

Which Undertale is most likely to lose their shirt because they lost a game of solitaire?

>Asgore signing off on Toriel's adoption of Frisk
Didn't figure he'd have any jurisdiction on that. Also I think Frisk would make him a part of their life anyway. And not in a "visitation rights at the weekend" thing, something more concrete.

All the maincast lives in one big house.

Have you ever thought about a world where everything is exactly the same, except you don't exist? Everything functions perfectly without you? Ha, ha... The thought terrifies me.

sounds like a relief

>"Oh dear, the builders neglected to build enough bedrooms. Two of us shall have to share."
>Everyone looks at Asgore and Toriel
>Cut to Papyrus and Alphyne in bunkbeds
>"I AM STILL NOT SURE HOW THIS HAPPENED."

Undyne.

What about a world where nothing exists except you?

Flowers make him snee.

Sounds incredibly boring and pointless desu

while this is the most adorable thing ever
and is sorta appealing to my alphyrus love

Why does Papyrus' shirt only say "Juicy"

i feel like this is someone's fetish

Back in the day we had a sneeze fetishist that used to shitpost Toriel/Alphys sneezing.

You don't say.

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Thank you for the lizard pics, user!

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They never got officially divorced so he'd have to sign the adoption papers too.
BOOOOO.
Mettaton. He puts on a shirt just to rip it off a-la that one fairy from Fairly Odd Parents.
youtube.com/watch?v=TxE_ycd1hoI
Couldn't find that scene where he ripped it off ad nauseum by poofing a new one in its place to rip it off again and again and again.
That's fucking sweet.
Because he's not wearing his exercise shirt or his dating shirt.

Thanks as always twitteranon

Hey again fellow Umineko fan

>Mettaton as Juandissimo
...I like this idea. I always did like the thought of him dancing to that "too sexy for my shirt" song

Oh God she reminds me of that talking nose from Food Fight

Personality doesn't quite mesh. If I remember correctly, Cupid from the show would fit better.

>They never got officially divorced
I wonder if that's the first thing they did upon reaching the surface.

where were you when Papyrus killed Undyne to take her place as captain of the royal guard

Oh yes

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I want Asriel to sit on my fucking face.

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Unless Toriel was of the opinion that Frisk needed a male adult figure and, for all his faults, Asgore WAS a good father.

I'm still of the opinion that Toriel and Sans are just friends. Good friends but just friends. Maybe it could evolve into something more but she'd be in zero rush to commit to another relationship anytime soon. As for Asgore, things are a bit frosty between them.

Now that you mention it, wasn't Cupid the one who held a big show involving a scavenger hunt across spacetime that was really just tricking people into getting cooking ingredients for him? That seems like a very Mettaton thing to do.
...Though I still want shirtless Mettaton

>Maybe it could evolve into something more but she'd be in zero rush to commit to another relationship anytime soon
Or she could be craving the intimacy and companionship, given how long she's been trapped in the Ruins for.

But I don't think Sans would reciprocate. And especially not procreate.

Once Toriel learns the kind of lazy sack of shit sans is, Asgore will look like a saint by comparison. Even if he's still scraping the dead children bits off his pike.

Apparently they make pretty good roomies in some of the neutral endings.

Like I said: Personality with Cupid, but he'd totally pull Juandissimo shirt shit for attention/drama-queening.
Too much effort for Sans to bother with.
He's not exactly lazy-lazy considering how many jobs he has and all the research stuff he does behind everyone's collective backs.
Also: magical summonable weapon, No bits to scrape off.
Roomie does not automatically mean anything about dating. It just means you can put up with their shit enough to split the bills.

We don't know how long they've been living together in neutral endings, and given how shitty the rest of the underground probably is, it's a low bar.

All the neat

>UNDYNE'S NOT WATCHING IS SHE?!

Watching you sneeze? God this is so dumb.

It's a sneezing fetish comic. Of course it's dumb.

Prince in the streets, Daddy in the sheets.

I'm afraid he takes after his dad and brother Chara. Small bepis wimp syndrome.

I can't see Asriel as anything other than a bottom.

What's bothering her, /utg/?

She has secret newfound feelings for (Insert Undertale here) while she is still dating Alphys and she doesn't know that Alphys would be okay for a threesome/bisexual encounter.

Thinking about Reader-sama.

I'm sure Alphys would be delighted to star in her very own NTR doujin.

which undertales are unforgivable

her poor sexual life

Asriel

Alphys, Undyne, Asgore, and possibly Sans.

Alphys is a cowardly mad scientist, Undyne attempts to murder a child, Asgore has done so, Sans participates in or is party to all of the above.

sans did nothing

All the monsters try to murder a child.

>Works with Alphys
>"You'd be dead where you stand"

Actually, almost none of them do. The only people legitimately trying to kill you (in a pacifist/neutral run) are Undyne, Asgore, the Royal Guard, and Mettaton.

>>Works with Alphys
Not canon.
>>"You'd be dead where you stand"
He spooks you, but that's far from unforgivable, he only fights when you are an irredeemable demon

>He spooks you
Nigga... You find the relics from the orange-soul human in Snowdin.

You think Lesser Dog killed a bandana-wearing fist-fighter?

Nope. Accidental murder attempts are still murder attempts. You lose.

everyone is unforgivable except chara

Monsters in Snowdin remember when the skeletons arrived.
Monsters in Snowdin have also never seen a human.
It's highly unlikely sans was even around when the sixth human passed through since it was long ago enough to be out of memory or basically everyone except Gerson and Asgore.

>You lose.
Wow, what an autist.

Protip: Murder is intentional by definition. That's why Manslaughter is a thing.
How embarrassing for you.

This is fanboyism. He clearly tells you that he would have murdered you if he hadn't promised not to.

What are you even arguing?

Only an autist calls others an autist with Reddit spacing. Lurk more newfag.

>join undertale gmod server
>expect some good laughs because I've seen people like tagg play it
>go to papyrus's house and find a kid as temmie with a suit and human body, who's probably 12-14 playing with his friend as undyne, and another guy as papyrus who was probably 16-19
>actually extremely chill and just keep watching and sharing videos
>laughing our asses off and having a good time
>people try to rdm us so we prop block the entrances, papyrus has a fucking assault rifle so we're good
>little kid puts on this weird 12 minute mettaton asmr video
>pretend like it's weird like everybody else and laugh along
>actually really into it
>he puts on another one where mettaton starts orgasming as they chainsaw you to bits
>have never wanted to somebody to mutilate me horribly as much as I did then

God damnit. What do I do about this?

>You will never be rekt this hard
Count your blessings, kids.

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How is any of that fanboyism? It's literally stating what happens. Him saying he would do it if not for the promise doesn't mean shit, he never actually does it, threats aren't equal to actual murder.

It's good to see that you were self aware and saw that you were rekt extremely hard. Good game.

inb4 this triggers 90% of utg

True.

>Reddit spacing
holy shit lol

oh my FUCKING god i can't stop laughing

Samefag. Come back when you have something more constructive to say.

Don't be mean please I need some unwavering love and support

>ItsTimeToStopPosting.jpg

The question isn't whether its murder, the question is whether its unforgivable.

Also, the fact that you defend him by claiming the Alphys connection "Isn't canon" despite being in the game is both fanboyism and autism (Read: you're blind to implication).

>Samefag.
Nope, people really do find you that hilarious.

Very self aware I see. Good job kid.

Those two posts are ~30 seconds apart, champ.

This is painful to watch.

I can see you like Phoneposting while posting on the computer. Nice baiting.

There's an implication that sans and Alphys know each other, but no details at all about the circumstances.

And again, a threat isn't unforgivable by almost any standard, since he doesn't actually do anything.