Hypothetically speaking, what's the best way to fuck up a parked car? Other than lightning it on fire

Hypothetically speaking, what's the best way to fuck up a parked car? Other than lightning it on fire.

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Why?

You need few things
A brick
A bottle
A gasoline
A rag
To be a total dickhead.

Why are you doing this pal?

Neighbors' feud.

Before you do, get a respirator and a tank of helium. Breathe that shit overnight to mask your voice so you don't get recognized.

Hypothetically not being a shitskin

or this

stand next to it and take a picture, only works if you're OP though.

Key it but not with key but lathe cutter.

Had trashy friend who did that to expensive cars. Even got caught doing it and then he proceeded to beat the shit out of the owner that confronted him.

>not with key but lathe cutter.
This is important. You want to get to the paint, not just the clear coat.

A guy vandalized my car a while ago, tried talking to him and he was just being a bitch and denied it, this could've gone through insurance but now he can expect a visit from from some Hells Angels affiliates and paying for the damages with his own cash.

OP you better make sure you know who you're fucking with you little bitch