League of Legends general - /lolg/

savagezebra
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s-so it was not just me posting furry stuff upsetting somebody who did not get their tendies that day

I want to heal Jinx by taking her virginity

yes it was
i banned you

>Garen, Darius and GP All have built in arpen and Illaoi doesn't
Sick of this desu

>/lolg/ thought the rework would gut maokai forever
laughing my lmao off

I'm depressed because no-one will ever carry me out of bronze

Why is Amazing allowed on the desk

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yeah and how they buffed him like three patches afterwards
or did they I can't even remember

Why don't all champs have mana?

what the fuck is the sticky on /v/?

How can you be Bronze user!? the people i played with at gold were so bad at this game, there's no way you can't get to gold if you try hard enough...

smells like homeless sluts her for some reason..

WHEN THE FUCK IS DMP GETTING BUFFED

ITS TOTALLY IRRELEVANT AS AN ARMOUR ITEM

What do you mean? Giving her a hardcore first dicking getting her addicted to your dick instead of addicted to blowing everything up?

only cute suppports allowed in this thread

when will the first dabbing champ be released?

She doesn't want to blow stuff up. She wants love.

tl:dr; Half-Life 3 laid to rest since one of the main writers published the story in form of fanfiction since he knew the game will never ever come out since Valve is not even making it anymore, focusing more on all the multiplayer games since that's an easier buck to make

>lowkey asking for luluposts

Half Life got canceled officially i think

maek smurfs, so that your relative rank increases compared to the total popupulation.

On an unrelated topic, what's an achievable cs target at 5/10 minutes when not under terrible pressure?

What champion pisses you off the most?

ironman.

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season 69

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>No gold card
Own fault

Lulu killed half life

I'm going to support with destruction man.

>assassins assassinates
That diana looks really fed desu senpai

Would have died during the travel time because stuns don't stop dashes they go through after.

lee sin aka REDDIT INCARNATE

Diaper man

but of course!

fuck valve.

Gold players are so good, they crush me whenever I play against them.

lulu tried to save half life

she can't be that fed seeing as Rammus is only a level down on her, junglers usually have a 2 level deficit on laners, especially tank junglers.

>Sleeps in the same bed as Lux

How could he blame his bed being wet with piss on his sister?

did anybody seriously expect hl3 to be released?

>alphari gnar
It's over

Lulu killed half life and is the sole reason behind its death fuck you

This so much!

I would be happy to live in exile as long as it were with Poppy.

Poppy is a cute support!

Man i forgot how much fun Kass is

>parents find the wet sheets in the laundry
>Lux and Garen have identical bedding, since sheets are plain as fuck

>he doesn't sleep with his sister

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I used to piss on my siblings' bed on purpose a lot.

>those picks
It might actually be fun to watch

Thank fucking god.

Shitters will stop picking / banning my champion and I'll finally be able to play ranked again.

Inb4 he used to be scared of lightning because it's magic or something so would crawl into his sister's bed.

>eu
It'll be a 50 minute game if we're lucky

>that loli LeBlanc
haha yikes

>Lux will never sneak into your room at night and piss all over you

I had a support azir in a normals game last night does that count? We won.

>increase movespeed bonus dramatically, with slow resistance at maximum movespeed
>increase bonus on-hit damage dramatically (but make it scale with level to keep it from being too snowbally)
>lower it's defensive capabilities to accommodate
>make it a powerful roaming bruiser item rather than a shitty tank item (it's currently the worst armour item)

I want to see what an African league would look like.
When are they opening that server.

What is this Rengar pick lmao

i've NEVER seen the zilean clock before
oh wow

like the retarded offspring of turkroaches and hues

>Enemy team has Taric jungle

Should i be scared?

Africa Bronze = NA Challenger

Unfortunately they have a ton of mudslimes around them, so I think it would be really hard to get a good community going. I think if an African server were limited to the non-Muslim, up and coming African countries, it would be alright.

40/80 cs

Gonna root for Uganda at worlds next season tbqhwu senpai

What have mudslimes got to do with anything? Videogames aren't haraam

they're cancer upon the earth that needs to be purged

Yes, but actual, non-secular Muslims are disgusting excuses for people and are a blight on the African continent.

I love Camille

>FNC
What the fuck were they thinking

African Christians are just as bad. It's just niggers nigging.

africans were the first world champions in league but all records of it were deleted because riot is racist as fuck

>no cho'gath changes
LMAO

I think Africans have the potential to join the rest of the world in the modern day tbqh.

Does somebody want to join my Poppy club? We are growing quickly!

>tfw you learned of an African Faker so to speak who was the greatest prodigy this game has ever seen but was promptly shutdown before ever seeing a live competitive game

Is solo lane kayn a meme and if yes what can I play top that's safe easy and can be impactful.

Africans embrace Islam because of their disposition as Africans, Africans aren't held back by Islam's influence. Islam portrays the relationship between good and man in a master/slave relationship and that all things flow from god.

Africa embraces Islam because it's LITERALLY gibsmedats on a cosmic scale.

If you have to ask, you are in elo where it works.

Haha, good joke. A bunch of apes with an average IQ of 60 are going to stop murdering and raping each other long enough to get their shit together and create a modern, civilized society. Has about as much chance of happening as TSM winning worlds this year

EUW?

bronze tier sociology lol

I think I played against 2 or 3 j4 amidst a sea of cho, mao, gnar, sej and zac

J4 is probably the best blind pick top at the moment. He can snowball, play super safe, be a huge lane bully in some match ups, is good at all stages of the game and can play from behind very well.

>friend of a friend is on the same discord server as me
>invites me to a game
>sees i'm a few ranks higher and asks me to help him with his promos (silver 4->3, i'm S1)
>sure okay no prob this guy is in his promos he won't feed too badl-
>goes 1/5/2 on draven and 2/10/1 on fucking caitlyn
How the fuck do you feed that badly on Cait on a game where you're trying to win? He wants to play more ranked but I'm not trying to tank my elo for this dude. it hurts especially because I'm an ADC main who let him take the role for his promos

If you weren't playing on your smurf or something you just put a shitter against better shitters so of course he gets his shit pushed in.

south africa and middle east needs a server each desu

daniel z cuck removed his laning with the orbs changes