/owg/ - Overwatch General

Holy shit my dick

BLOO

>D.Va hitting you for 1 HP per second at 30 meters
>LOUD CONSTANT NOISE
>McCree headshotting you for over half your HP
>barely audible

Here comes T.Racer!

Kept you waiting huh?

I like that D.Va

Gender bending skins when?!

Yeah I think if McCree headshots you you should hear a loud bullet whizzing sound or something like in old westerns.

I tried to play some deathmatch on the PTR but it keeps crashing and asking me to tell them what happened when it crashed.. Anyway to fix this? It never crashed on the normal version.

Me too, user. Me too

>DVA shooting at mercy far away for no damage
>I COULD USE SOME ASSISTANCE

>opened swimsuit bloo
yes, YES

>enemy team has a bastion and torb turret behind a rein/orisa shield formed around the choke
I admit I haven't seen that one yet

B O O P
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I love her!!!

Jesus, that's some really shitty anatomy. "Forced" """sexy""" if I've ever seen it.

they really need to fix that reaction based on damage received

I want to be Tracer's gf!

Why does junkrat have to be such a irratating noisy character? I can't bare to play him that long even though hes fun because his gun clanks and rattles and the constaint thwomp thwomp thwom of his gun paired with the whistle and bag of his mines and his voice lines and everything else.

Fuck it's like ear rape.

>when OW is full of pedobears thanks to Dva

and they say that blizzard fights for Social justice

BIG BUTT

Snowball is the real Mei

Ummm genderbending is transphobic sweetie.

>Tyrone

take it to /ic/ buddy

>Alternating between 1400 SR and 1600 SR.
>Get to 1600.
>Suddenly SUDDENLY.
>One throw game after the next.
>Five DPS squds. Everyone saying, "OH, WE THROWIN'? FINE!"
>Throw after throw after throw.
>Back to 1498 SR.
>Get a regular team that doesn't throw.
>Easy win.
>End night at 1520 because I'm not risking it.
Every single time I get to 1600 it's the same shit over and over.

Last time I played and got to 1600 SR Blizzard started randomly DC'ing me from game. I'd rejoin and play and STILL get suspended and -50 SR.

What the fuck gives? At 1400 SR people play normally. At 1500 SR people play normally. But for some reason there's a magical change at 1600 SR where everyone shits the bed and it's troll after troll game.

Does anyone else have an experience like this? It's making me really fucking toxic. I don't even get angry until 1600 and I start having to deal with tards.

>I just want to get back to my season high of 2000.

Spray should be bigger

Best girl

From another thread:

>WINSTON
>A visionary robbed of his future

>WIDOWMAKER
>A sniper deprived of her words

>JUNKRAT
>A youth who curses his fate

>REAPER
>A ghost without a past

>TORBJORN
>A technocrat who stands his ground

>SOLDIER: 76
>A rival living a lie

>ROADHOG
>A wise man denied his homeland

>Talon: Those who "Don't exist"

>MEI
>A fallen legend

>JEFF KAPLAN PRESENTS

>MEI-TAL GEAR SOLID V

At that rating, just ignore what your team does. If you learn to aim and position decently you can solo carry games down there.

why is she so perfect

Not at all, they should have been positive votes

My aim is 45% with Soldier. I don't insta-lock either. I pick to counter.

Maybe you're not understanding. It's literally five teammates just throwing a game. One of them people just ran to the point and emoted until they got killed.

I mean, I'm good, but I'm not good enough to 1v11.

Me too!!!!

What time does the event end? I wanna grind until the last few minutes

do you play this game?

That blue skin and voice drives me wild.
>tfw no Amélie

Possibly right before the arcade boxes reset.

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There's no explanation. She is just perfect.

i want an amélie gf

who else is collecting mercy main tears

Thats just bullshit. The people in bronze are mostly kids or just old people who cant aim at all. I deranked a new account down to 1100 and climbed with bastion only 90% winrate untill like plat. You can literally flank them and kill 3 people before anyone even notices you're behind them.

I wanna hug Palanquin d.va

>got 2 of the 3 new legendaries

*clicks* noice

Palanquin D.Va is very special

Bloo time?

My season high is 2000, friend. I just can't get passed the 1600 SR obstacle of non-stop throwers. I don't even understand it. It's frequent. 4-5 DPS teams unwilling to change to something that would work or even take the tiniest amount of advice.

Now don't get me wrong. I'm not a great player. But my aim is pretty good. I have something like 80 hours in Soldier alone (even though this is my first FPS) and something like 40 in Zenyatta/Lucio (combined) and 10 or so on Winston.

I'm being serious here. Every time I hit 1600 it's the same thing. I don't really need advice to climb I'm just wondering if people experience the same shit.

Blue time is good time

>I deranked a new account down to 1100
So you're the guy he's talking about, throwing game.

Best time

I WANNA FUCK WIDOWMAKER

Someone already started a collage.

She wouldn't even acknowledge you exist.

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Does that mean she would be lying there bored and then ask if you are done yet or not?

I can work with that.

No. You wouldn't even have the chance.

How hasn't this been posted yet

Cause it's posted erry fukkin fread MANE!!

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For good reason

Widow was made for doggy

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A highlight that actually made me kek

i love how the turret turns around like "dude come on"

Are the designs actually that hot or is the obsession with OW chicks just a function of popularity?

Anyone have the one with Torb looking at widow's ass?

Actual desktop wallpaper

Yes

>quickplay
>Gibraltar attack
>enemy has 2 tanks 2 heals 2 dps cancer tryhard combo
>entire enemy is on fire, basically spawn camping us at the last point
>no snipers or genji
>decide to go bastion
>rip apart rein's barrier and murder everyone because nobody can stop me
>we push payload to the end
>none of us got a card but we won

kek it's always funny when that happens

Only Widowmaker is deserving of the attention; she is that hot. The rest are pretty women as well, but not the ones that can make people do a double take.

I got you, bud

The downvotes are probably because of the deliberate differentiation between males and females that he made.

Okay maybe 1 or 2 of them are because it's a silly idea that makes no sense for several characters who either don't have shoes (Robot characters) or have giant shoes (Reinhardt, etc). But I guarantee most of them are because he was so specific about females not wearing socks because it makes his post sound so much more fetishistic of women's feet.

Has there been any Tumblr pics of people being mad at mei not being fat?

Is torb the comedic relief of OW?

the only reason people do a double take with widow is her blue corpse skin

literally necrophilia if you go beyond that

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Why the hell does Torbjorn have the metal scrap and armor ability? Torbjorn wants to build a turret in a high up, far away place and then stay by it. Enemies will then usually die at a significant distance from him, thus Torb has to trek across the map to collect his memes.

Roadhog literally uses junk metal bits for his weapon. In the lore he is affiliated with survialists, and he rides a "ramshackle Chopper". Why didn't he get the passive scrap collecting and armor pack ability instead? Not only would it let him be useful as a tank, it would make sense since he pulls enemies to him.

At least if it were that way, the retarded hogshitters I sometimes see wouldn't be dead weights.

Porn addict!

They probably got most of that out of their system last year when the table tennis spray came out

That's surprising, it's a very common shitter tactic that is easily defeated if your team is even a little bit organized (much like Pharmercy, it's one of those tactics that's great against a disorganized team of shitters but if the enemy team is smart enough to counter it and doesn't suck complete balls it's useless).

Because of blue fetish

i want to eat up d.va's big sweaty shits! i want to pick it up and use it as lube as i slowly fuck her tight little poohole! i want her to release all of her poo onto my dick only for me to slam it back into her body!

if Roadhog was the one who made armor why isn't he wearing any

>you'll never get hijinks like this
>you just get the shimada cunts and whingy mercy mains

I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD

Sounds pretty dope desu.

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>Not finding the perfect spot.
>Not leaving the nest.
>Not hopping around like a lost troll hammering all the enemies.
>Not throwing down "emergency turrets" in the middle of a fight.
>Not constantly re-positioning your turret so they never know which angle it'll be from.
>Not spamming armor packs during the middle of a team fight.
>Not getting head shot after head shot.
Doing it wrong.