/d2g/ dota 2 gulag

Haven't opened Dota since December 2014.

Help me out lads, what are the biggest changes that have happened since then?

I 100% believe he was more naive than s4, and is actually the reason she kept erping for years, because he couldnt figure her out so she thought all men were clueless and wouldnt figure it out

SAY IT WITH ME BOYS
________ ___

can I climb from 3k MMR to 4k MMR by maining pudge only?

Shame about the game.

exposed

I'm not the only one that felt for Gaben's schemes right?

dear Lord have mercy

someone read all this shit for me
pastebin.com/ug11sKkk

i.imgur.com/NgOs3yJ.png

pastebin.com/ug11sKkk

kek

If it were me I would never tell this shit to anyone cause I would be too ashamed to even fall for this shit. At least now they can laugh at each other instead of only getting mocked.

Here you go, summary of all patches

welcome redditors!

where u got this shit? what is this?

thanks man, appreciate it

ERP is embarrassing anyway desu

>bitch try to scam bulldog
>he is too retarded to fall for it

>left during 6.83
Teamfights and level 1-5 ganking is all the rage
You have mini fountains on the map that heal
Highground is now impossble because of that
Illusions are now trash outside of juggernaut and Terrorblade
Mask of Madness is now bad, very niche
Roots are nearly as good as stuns now

>rape early game
>team refuses to group and push
>even when all ults are down they just go afk jungle
>lose because the enemy picked 5 cores and we picked 3
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EVERY GAME

*too intelligent

Based Sing cycling Bulldog

Oh, and heroes have "talents", they're actually a good addition, but shitters left the game in droves because "Its just like HOTS now"

yes

what's the catfish meme

>Cycling
Cucking*

this is why shadow shaman is the best support below 3k

>But you didnt want to take the next step and im incapable of having anything long distance so to protect our friendship and keep u in my life i thought just being friends would do just that
Did Admiral "I literally say kappa kreygasm biblethump out of my physical mouth" Bulldog actually friendzone someone
ROFL

LOL

WHAT IS THIS

Bulldog wanted to actually become bf/gf and not some internet bullshit and she started to resist, come up with bullshit excuses and put the blame on himself? LFMAO

>s4 and bulldog got LITERALLY honeypotted
lel

>sing wanting anything to do with women after what happened with fwosh
lmao

>[20.12.2015 г. 06:52:21] Nara K. Lee: I was just a little bit sad
>[20.12.2015 г. 06:52:37] Nara K. Lee: Cuz u didn't wanna play with me and chose majors over me

WAOW GIRL WHAT A SHOCKER

Does Spirit Breaker have the lowest skill cap in all of DotA?

Bulldong, the pussyslayer, won't fall for some random hoe's bullshit. Spread your legs or fuck off. Alpha as fuck. No wonder she got that aussie cutie model in his home.

what happened between those 2 i wonder

what could have caused sing sing to lose hope and buy a dog instead

no, because of wraith king

SOMEONE KILL HER

>fall for honeypot TI
>Fall for honeypot cyber-gf

>implying you know what happened with sing and fwosh

She didn't like his tiny dick.

I only watch bubu stream because her voice is soothing and I'm lonely perma-virgin

based bulldog

Isn't like identity theft a serious crime?
Why are people defending that shit?

fwosh got stolen by BWC

I thought he dumped her to focus on playing pro

>soulless chink
>identity

You can't steal something that doesn't exist dummy.

>Kazahkstan
is this just some 30-something mountain chink trying to wring money out of dota celebrities?

hey that's why I watch kiwo

although her voice isn't so much soothing as it is life-giving

TFW I only watch real cute grill with cam like that hot asian grill called SingSing.

And since I'm bored
Leveling has been reworked (xp wise), and you now get pick 1 of 2 talents at levels 10, 15, 20 and 25. (though you can choose to level a talent later)
Heroes added to Dota 2
>Terrorblade, Phoenix, Techies, Oracle, Winter Wyvern, Arc Warden, Underlord, Monkey King
Heroes who have new/reworked abilities (excluding aghs abilities)
>Drow Ranger, Phantom Lancer, Bloodseeker, Lifestealer, Ursa, Death Prophet, Doom, Riki, Faceless Void, Lone Druid, Silencer, Lycan, Necrophos, Techies, Treant Protector,
Aghs upgrade added to the following heroes
> Tinker, Abaddon, KotL, Shadow Demon, Earth Spirit, Elder Titan, Phoenix, Sven, Alchemist, Centaur Warrunner, Lone Druid, Morphling, Naga Siren, Nature's Prophet, Nyx Assassin, Weaver, Wraith King, Tusk, Batrider, Bristleback, Drow Ranger, Kunkka, Magnus, Shadow Fiend, Tidehunter, Vengeful Spirit, Bloodseeker, Mirana, Oracle, Storm Spirit, Winter Wyvern, Anti-Mage, Bounty Hunger, Chaos Knight, Phantom Lancer, Riki, Slark, Sniper, Medusa, Underlord
Aghs reworked on the following heroes
>Earthshaker, Gyrocopter, Crystal Maiden, Skywrath Mage, Zeus, Axe, Bane, Dazzle, Legion Commander, Leshrac, Magnus, Outworld Devourer, Silencer, Witch Doctor
New Items
>Crimson Guard, Enchanted Mango, Glimmer Cape, Guardian Greaves, Moon Shard, Silver Edge, Octarine Core, Boots of Travel 2, Dragon Lance, Aether Lens, Faerie Fire, Iron Talon, Bloodthorn, Echo Sabre, Blight Stone, Infused Raindrop, Wind Lace, Tome of Knowledge, Hurricane Pike,

Give it to me straight boys: is it time to get on the PUBG train and will it last longer than OW?

>Anastasiya Lee
Russo-Korean, but probably ugly and obese

Ok, i can get behind idea of stealing korean model pics... part of her master plan I guess.
BUT what was the purpose of stealing pics of some fucking BOAT and aurora? Not to mention that dog...

Bitch is insane

> is it time to get on the PUBG train
sure
>will it last longer than OW?
no

implying it wasn't a fake name

Artist?

pubg is nothing but a casual game, you can't play that shit for more than 4 hours without wanting to kill yourself, it's completely different than playing dota

>being able to play dota for more than 4 hours without wanting to kill yourself

so people will think you travel all the time and have "such an amazing life" and keep following your twitter/instagram.

>nobody actually knows what Iceland is so nobody will be able to know that I didn't take this picture :^)

What's the point of dota?

Wha'ts the point of life?

What's the point of posting on Veeky Forums?

aka6

What's the nara drama all about?

What would even be the point of faking the name? The only difference is kazakh names are turkish sounding but there are turk e-whores.

Someone could track one but not the other I'm guessing
Whoever this is they're fucking stupid to think people wouldn't be internet detectives

why does bulldog talk like this
>nice perspektiv you have
>its made me very sad

Isn't he swedish they all have near-perfect english

>all have near-perfect english
FUCKJ YOU
IMF UJKING DNE WTIH THIS GAME

>starladder.com/en/news/kiev-to-host-the-first-ever-minor-sl-i-league-invitational-s3-af182eb8-f073-456e-bb1c-279317afe670
you think slavladder will rework their closed qualifiers so reddit won't bitch?

those aren't typos they're literally lazy typign at best or just bad englando

pro esports players are mostly people who barely made is trough high school/high school dropouts so they sucking at english is not so surprising.

The whole thing seems to be written by some teenagers.
Dota players are pathetic for even falling for something like this.

huh still nothing so far from leaked info about her

>Futas and Horses
Didn't expect that one.

stealing instagram photos isnt identity theft, but i'm sure it goes under some 'intellectual property'' law, especially if one could prove she made money from it

pugna posting is getting out of control

maybe valve introduced a new loli hero to silence tue pugnaing

Yes, dota is fun

TEN THOUSAND

Wait, did you expect vanillashit from a crop with tentacles?

>players can go invisible
Quaketards?

A legal case could certainly be made for the Korean girl and other models she stole pictures from since Nara's business model (working into the inner circle of dota pros, cultivating a following on twitch) revolved around using this online identity for monetary gain. Not a law expert though

I miss when the only dota girls that mattered were soe and sheever. And real.

>Not a law expert though
fucking lawlets lmao

>a lawfag in MY general stinking up the place

>soe
>girl

kaci matters

pretty sure that if she did manage to scam some money out of people (through pretending to be the korean model) then she's committed criminal impersonation
idk how the laws in steppe nigger land work though

arteezy is smart and was going to go to medical school!

yeah this meme is shit and always was

I honestly don't think many people left because of that. Lot said they would but let's think about this. This is dota. People don't leave

harvey specter?

*HYUKCS YOUR PATH*