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Last Thread: >Latest TF2 blogpost about stupid jokes
teamfortress.com/post.php?id=31954
>More serious blogpost about i61
teamfortress.com/post.php?id=31956

>list of good comm. servers
teamfortress.tv/servers

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf | scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil AHUE): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
>List of active, or at least semi-active players of /tf2g/
pastebin.com/GyT3Csue

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tf2r.com/kc7pon4.html
strawpoll.me/13793944
teamfortress.tv/43001/cp-propaganda-5cp
tf2center.com/lobbies/859761
strawpoll.me/13793700
noob.tf/
tf2r.com/k84o938.html
youtube.com/watch?v=LjVoLcbDuMY
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

teamfortress.tv/stream/essentialstf
i61 Upper Bracket Final is starting soon(tm), SVIFT vs. Se7en are also the favorites for the grand final tomorrow.

That pastebin with the list of /tf2g/ ids is outdated, this is the latest version: pastebin.com/ZWtt9sQZ
As always, if you want your id added, just reply to this post with your id. If you want to have your id removed, also reply to this post with your id.

dead ringer nerf
after feigning death once you need to go to a resupply cabinet for another dead ringer

tf2r.com/kc7pon4.html

strawpoll.me/13793944
strawpoll.me/13793944
strawpoll.me/13793944
/tf2g/ lobby

stop the fucking fempyro OP's

you gay or something son

no u

>making a second thread just for your shitty fetish art to be in the OP

cp_propaganda_a9
teamfortress.tv/43001/cp-propaganda-5cp
tf2center.com/lobbies/859761

Reminder that if you wanted your thread to be the one posted in you should've actually linked it in the old thread.

I wish Viva would die

Wishing death upon somebody is just immaturity and edgy. Shame shame shame

wish my EU serveme premium could work in NA too so i could make american lobbies

Viva rekt.
Nice thread, idiot

I want to slap B4nny's butte

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That really just looks like a slightly modified Scout's face.

why is b4nny playing with those clowns

we made it pham

Rest of Froyo didn't want to go to LAN, he had to make do.

yeah but he could have tried to get better clowns
from what I understand so far, SVIFT essentially has communications problems

SVIFT has a bunch of really good players, though. Alle is currently the best demo in EU, Silentes is pretty legendary as well. Raptor won ETF2L. It's an all-star team, and they've done pretty well so far.

Are you watching the match versus Se7en right now ? They're pretty much struggling to do anything.

Shit forgot to link sorry

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Next event September 16th.
The Thunder Down Under
Stock Sniper with your choice of melee weapon.


strawpoll.me/13793700

It was pretty back and forth, actually. Both teams have pretty good players, Kaidus is pretty washed up, too.

don't give me that disappointed look dad

I didn't make that thread, dumb fuck. I don't post without the trip and I was asleep at 3AM

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staph :(

Oh, that soon? What are the prizes that I will inevitably not win?

Shiv is silly because you'd still need two hits to kills someone, stock is just a boring 1-2, bushwacka same deal since damage vulnerability isn't enough for 1hko, shahanshah is where it's at

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>nospread smg
>implying melee will matter

>Melee

*lights you on fire*
It's over, you fool. I have won.
*crits you with flaregun*

also, what will be the rules? will it be like a quickscope battle or melee only?

-brings cozy camper-

Well I picked up a collector's professional shiv and a collector's Bushwacka from a friend who was trying to get something he could actually sell. I'll probably put one of those up.

1v1
Best of 3, double KO awards a point for both parties
Melee only.
Single elimination tournament.

You can camp the spectator area, I won't stop you.

>b4nny needs FIVE (5) europeans to carry him
>most of froyotech is at i61 but he plays with euros anyway
really gives me a think

>no strange parts
>no proks
>not even basic ks
woah that's really cool wepon cna i hav it for my fose of nauter

im sorry im not good i apologize for my ego please forgive me, im just europeean

In a melee only fight, Shah will either take 3 hits to kill if the user is at full health or 2 hits if less than half health. Seems like a straight up negative choice to me.

There's a difference between wanting to attend and wanting to play. This stream has been going for nearly 12 hours now, for instance. Yesterday I watched nearly 8 hours of TF2. I imagine it's pretty exhausting when you're actually playing.

>paddie was cut over this

>tfw got extremely tired after 5 week of comp and fact that i need to play every friday
where did my gaming stamina gone

they should have probably went for a single elimination in the group stage, its barely relevant anyway.

I once written an autismal e-mail to TF Team about Spy balance changes. Now I wonder what my second autism attempt should be about give me ideas.
Pyro? Sniper? Heavy? Or some other?

>an autismal e-mail to TF Team about Spy balance changes
Post it here

stop harassing the tf2 team with your autistic pubber baby ideas

They don't give a shit anyway.

START THE MATCH HOLY SHIT RAYMON STOP GET OUT OF THE TOILET YOU FUCK

I'm bringing my Bushwacka because it's only a downgrade against the bleed knoife and it's not like anyone with the bleed knoife stands a chance anyways.
Fight me.

one time i got a reply from the tf2 team
i complained about tf2 performance but in a polite way, and they asked what my CPU and graphics card was
that was it

what if
they're waiting fir the end of i61 to drop the update

>scrim every day we can
>my depression comes crawling back every day we don't

i wonder how much it costs to register a ".tf" domain
noob.tf/
i wish we had cancerpubs.tf back, you could even link lobbies to it back when it was registered

ESEA grand final still hasn't come yet, maybe they want the regular season to end first.

>implying the tf2 team knows when ESEA or ETF2L seasons end
we are lucky they dont drop it right before i61 final if anything.

lmao ok kid

tf2r.com/k84o938.html

they delayed updates before saying they did not want to screw with whatever comp game was going on at the moment

Maybe not ESEA, but they even made an announcement about i61. It was just under all the dumb baby shit. They've been announcing it in-game too, though.

maybe they're waiting for competitive TF2 to die

$49 a year for cancerpubs.tf.
$17.20 for cancerpubs.org, so a decent markup.

yeah, i didn't take a screenshot but there was a system message and an info box about i61 in the middle of my game

>using russian localization

I miss when some /tf2g/ had crap.tf

where do you check those prices my friend

Stenyoo left the game (Removed from match by system)
What does this mean

Are you retarded?
I don't take a picture of myself dead, did I?

most russians don't know english afaik

Nigga just Google ".tf domain" and pick any one. They're all owned by the same two megaconglomerates.

Are you retarded?
When did i say that it's your screenshot?
We usually piss on their virtual faces for it.

Why are you telling me that using Russian is disgusting then? I don't fucking use Russian you fucking moron. I don't speak Russian. Fucking go tell some Russian kid in a server three fucking years ago that he is disgusting and get off my fucking back

reminder that the mutated milk and self-aware beauty mark are direct upgrades

>he still have shitty screenshots of him that someone actually take three fucking years ago
It must really sad to be this lonely

Le grene meme arrow of implications does not always quote you.

Thats literally what its for

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Sorry for not compulsively deleting pictures

Reminder that a straighter arc is not better in all situations and that hitting targets out of your LoS can be advantageous.

fucking spergs

You better say sorry for saving unmarkable shitty screenshot in the first place. Or being dominated by some russian kid.

That screenshot says I'm dominating him

>Revenge!

This is probably the most trivial and nonsensical argument I've seen on /tf2g/ in a while.

what did this pathetic noreply meme faggot mean by that

tf2g lobby when

>Se7en on Granary
How horrifying.

>sesevenen
What did they mean by this?

Don't ask me, ask Kaidus, it's his team.

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"Don't talk to me or my son door"

Please buy my thing on the market.

what is the thing

youtube.com/watch?v=LjVoLcbDuMY