Muscle car

>muscle car
>owner is fat

>ricer
>owner is a 5'1 asian twink

>pickup truck
>only good for picking up fat gay rednecks

>evo or wrx youtube vid
>owner in shorts

>car is built, modified, tuned, wrapped and sponsored
>owner is 16 and knows nothing about cars

Yeah but so is the car...

>jdm car
>owner is a wog

I am...?

>lifted F-250 with BLACKED out lights and assorted accessories
>owner is a 5 foot turbo manlet 20 year-old who wears Fox and other assorted dorkbiking brands

>see a worn out bus pass on the ground
>owner is OP

Most guys that drive muscle cars are hot

>jdm
>owner is a lanky white weaboo fag

>secondhand base trim Euro
>owner is a poorfag

>sports car
>owner doesn't know a single rule of football

>type of car
>stereotype about the demographic that typically owns said car or where said car is made

They're just bulking

>hatchback
>owner is a Literal Cuck

>Harley rider
>wears at least on article of clothing with the Harley logo on it
>has a goatee or some type of "outlaw" beard
>wears open face helmet or no helmet at all in order to show of goatee and 'cool guy' sunglasses
>has permanent "i'm such a fuckin badass" expression plastered on face
>always constantly gooses throttle non-stop when not at highway cruising speed

>constantly throws stones
>lives in glass basement

>Pontiac
>Owner is a white trash girl that works at Target

sounds badass desu

Better than you vapefags in your snapbacks and skin tight jeans halfway down your ass, that's for sure

You forgot
>Works in middle management and lives in the suburbs

>luxury car
>interior is made out of plastic

makes sense, they need more power to carry their immense weight

>used to be morbidly obese, owned big SUV
>cut, almost normal BMI now, looking to buy miata

if Veeky Forums can help me get swole, will buy a muscle car in the future!

THIS. I know this guy with a GTI that has an exhaust, intake, and tune, along with bags and $6000 wheels.

He constantly talk about his sponsers while he has an Instagram with under 300 followers. I know his parents are rich and buy him a shit ton of stuff like new computers and exclusive Nikes and Jordans and all that shit. I'm 100% sure he's "sponsored" by his parents because he doesn't know a fucking thing about cars.

>Implying shorts aren't the best thing to wear
Why wouldn't you want to wear athletic shorts and boxers so your junk can just breathe and be free?

Ay I'm a big boi i need a powerful engine to haul my ass around

>German car
>Owner is j*wish

>Nissan owner
>Always black

Hilariously accurate. One of the supervisors at my work is the Harley type. Complete with the outfit, wears lots of chain jewelry and HD dogtags. Best is the jacket that says COMMANDER CHAOS on the back. His other ride is an old beater durango with those plastic balls you hang off the tow hitch.

The GTI community is pretty trash. They shit on me for appreciating the platform even though I got the easier to maintain 5cyl

>mid 2000s altima
>nigress with fucked up hair

>mazda
>immediately boasts about 787B, skyactive or kodo philosophy

>prius
>owner can't shut up about statistical process control, efficiency, hypermiling, em-pee-gees, proceeds to give you 30 minute lecture on "how eCVT and braking system actually works in prius"

>lexus
>40-something middle management guy with mail order wife

I really wonder who could be behind these posts.

I've never seen anything but a jew or a muslim crawl out of one of those.

>Honda Civic
>min wage yard
>tattoos strategically placed to prevent gainful employment
>has to use his Mom's iTunes account for apps
>lives with parents and extended family
>no gf

Fuck, it's me.

>suped up skyline making 800 whp
>owner is a leb
every fucking time

>shitbox
>me

So you live in a jewish/muslim country?

Every fucking fourth car on the road where i live is a VW, and 99.9% of the people driving them are completely white

Cvts are great, too bad most can't handle power or have terrible preprogrammed ratios

fuck off cunt bogans own them too, I am one