What kind of car does CHAD drive user?

Also the girls chad attracts do care about cars. Its also about attracting other chads

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Half of those are driven by virgin fuccbois

>those glasses
>that hat

someone send help

The real problems start below his belt line.

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this. Chad is secure in his sexuality

These are ideal cars if you want to convince your parents you are not gay.

I unironically love the Mazda2.

>implying chad has to care about how he dresses
He can literally wear whatever he wants and he’s still more alpha than you’ll ever be

Ur mom

All of you are wrong

you mean that you are gay? Corvettes and lifted trucks are gay tier. Chad would drive a pink prius because he could pull it off.

No, that's your loser interpretation of the chad meme, because it leaves open the possibility that losers can ascend to chaddom because "they do whatever the fuck they like" without bringing with them the required a e s t h e t i c genetics and social proof that usually goes hand in hand with being a Chad.

I used to be sort of into bodybuilding, and most guys that look like that are not Chads. They're usually kind of weird and lift weights to offset their social awkwardness.

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>I used to be sort of into bodybuilding
Cool story, user, I have one about how I almost got into the NFL but didn't.

A better example would be: I used to be into football, but now I'm not. I never claimed to be Ronnie Coleman.

Someone post the RX7/Twingo one.

Why are the sides revered?

Is a new Forester 2.0XT good and reliable for me? Is the engine worth $5k more than the base model?

t. car brainlet

More power is always worth it

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The left doesn't exist. The right is literally all sport bike riders in existence

This

asian man.....definitely not a chad. Just a white wannabe

>needing to convince your parents that you’re not gay in the first place
Ahh the cucktruck mentality completely makes sense now

he drives a WRX

literally this

Theres only one chad car.

t. Dadbod

You retards. Chad drives whatever he wants and doesn't give a fuck about anyone's opinion of it.

chad can drive anything from twingo to full blown 911

Fuck chad desu

I unironically have a mazda2

lmao, i want one of those things so bad

This is extremely accurate.

CHAD drives the Godvan, the Bedford Rascal

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Chad can drive whatever he wants.

my sides

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very chad

the real answer
>late teen and college aged Chad drives a new Jeep Wrangler Unlimited
>20s young professional Chad lives in a tier 1 major city, really nice "hip" apartment, and ubers everywhere

Just look at this, literally the definition of chad car
>v8 for when he wants to do skids and speed
>enough seats to carry his bitches
>tray to fuck them in
>built by based australian company

>modern honda
>anything other than virgin car

i came here to fuck pussy and burn gas. and i'm all out of gas.

I am Uberchad. Doth thou even torqueth?

Tesla, and brags about it being better for the environment unironically, and says the autopilot is "futuristic." There is hardly anything smugger.

OH EMM GEE, Chad is ME!

That’s not chad

That’s power bottom

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El Chado

I don't know why, but 370z
I don't drive a 370z, promise

Any car. It becomes the chadwagon by virtue of chad driving it

Something some pleb normie wouldn’t drive.

So all Honda and Mazda casual filth brands are out.

this is very true, but I just can't picture a chad driving a brz or an sti

this

The Chad Blazer.

7 Smiles Per Gallon
Muscle V8
Runs on patriotic pride
and doesn't cost an arm and a leg to maintain

In Japan, the Dodge Challenger
asahi.com/sp/ajw/articles/AJ201803020032.html

I mostly see balding 5'6" dudes driving these.

N-NANI!?

Can confirm, my balding 5’6” coworker drives a very similar truck. He’s also heavily cucked by the company we work at and his daughter is a slut.

Chad drives that 'vette. Until he knocks up some roastie and has to get married. Then he has to trade it in for a mini van.

chad doesn't drive cars

he uses push bikes to demonstrate his superior physical prowess and athletic ability

Found the lesbian.

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I feel like the wrx and sti’s bro stigma make them solid chad cars user, every chad at my uni aspires to one. However I noticed that brz’s are driven by beta asians and weebs who claim they are dagumi.

>implying true chads dont drive glorious wagons

MANTA
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>What stands at a McDonald's and has an IQ of 120?
>Six Manta drivers

Seriously love the Mazda 2 in that color. Yeah boy

>not the pop up version
virgin as fuck, chad doesnt care about the safety of pedestrians

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That's what pindick 5'5" manlets drive because they think it makes them tough. Chad's truck is a base model regular height truck that actually keeps stuff in the bed and tows things behind.
I always see cuntry fags and boomer rural retards driving these at 2mph over the speedbumps in the grocery store parking lot even though they got suspension they could run in the Paris to Dakar rally with

>Z71

What in the actual fuck

Looks like one of those Colombian cartel trucks from GTA III

AYFSM? Relying on anyone else to move yourself around is Virgin AF. Uber/Lyft riders are the worst since they'd rather pile into Abdul's ratty Corolla because they're too big of a faggot to call a taxi cab. City Chad would drive a Smart Car

>Great gas mileage, not even a hybrid
>Compact dimensions make it easy to park anyplace
>Agile enough to whip a U-turn on a one lane road

youtube.com/watch?v=rdJ_jtAuxQE

Suburban, because its massive and, can fit all of his friends.

Absolutely glorious

Chadburban! Yes!

reminder the ford fiesta is a mazda 2

>tray to fuck them in
Crewman trays are tiny. Does Chad exclusively fuck midgets?

Chad drives a fleet model F250 that isn't lifted for reasons mentioned above, quad cab, long bed, with roaring open headers and a backup alarm so that everyone knows when he's coming, when he's going, and when he's backing up. Chads friends are especially delighted and amused with the beeping in reverse at all times. Sometimes Chad will parallel park for half an hour at a time while restaurant patrons look on in horror from their outside seating by the sidewalk.

The car you posted is a 2018 Forester black edition (parts bin car) and is not an XT

dont tell me you faggots actually read this much into the chad meme

>kraut jokes