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> News
- The new Salmon Run map Lost Outpost has been released!
- The new stage Manta Maria has been released!
- The Sloshing Machine is out!
- New Salmon Run map, Lost Outpost will be added to the rotation
- The Forge Splattershot Pro comes next week with the Bubble Blower Special
- New Splatfest - Which superpower would you rather have: Flight or Invisibility? (September 1st/2nd)

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
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> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
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> S2 New weapon stats
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> Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- leanny.github.io/splat2/

> Resources
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> Wiki
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> User Stats
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>posting webms

at least its new?

Finger a woomy

is it okay to bully spaghettis?

>wrapping it up on cohocks
>mothership stealing eggs
>chargers cant hit steel head
>everyone else is ignoring flyfish
>zero situational awareness
>nobody else is using specials
>people are prioritizing egg collecting instead of boss/add control
>sting rays arent taking care of extra flyfish

what THE actual fuck, man? one new map and everyone went back to day one shitterness

I'd pay people to bully Spags

Way to much twitch aiming, you deserve to be splatted.

>mfw I have a net positive in salmon run rank points
Feels good teaming with random competent profreshionals.

Yes.

swoomy

Is this how Special Woomy says "Woomy!"?

yes,spaghettis are for bullying

add
>people getting eaten by maws
>people stunning the scrapper in spots that make it impossible to get behind it

...

Spaghettis are to be protected.

Hmmmm...

>Main
>Level
>Squid Gender

E-liter, 42, Male

ITS NOT MY DAMN FAULT, MAWS ALWAYS SPAWNS WHEN I POP STINGRAY

what the fuck is wrong with you

baka desu senpai

You put my gunfu down right god damn now

rapid blaster, 45, female

I played earlier, really terrible though. Was just trying to inspect the new map, get my bearings and record stuff to memory like I have with the other two maps. It's going to take some time to be properly efficient with this map like I am with the others. I immediately knew where to go during our first Glowfly wave though, unlike the person in the OP

18 f ca

>mfw I occasionally get eaten by maws in tryhard mode when killing multiple shits at once, but everytime I do I make sure I bomb him, and close to the basket
Allahu ahkbar

Jet Squelcher
34
Female

Who is she talking to?

Luna Blaster, 29, female just like real life

Fuck it. I'll make my own room. With Blackjack! And hookers!

Tri-Slosher/Octobrush, 50, Non-Binary

me

Hero Roller
18
Woomy

post tentacles or gtfo

Splattershot Pro
50
Female
S+1

>people stunning the scrapper and not luring it close to the basket

alcoholics anonymous

How good/bad is respawn punisher for a charger?

bithreadly reminder that respawn punisher is mistranslated and actually works on guys you splat when you splat them

that aside, if you dont die it seems like it'd be pretty damn good

>clicked the wrong button
Fuck!

Jet Squelcher
28
Woomy

There is a room with two spots open right now. Just so you know.

But we only allow Texas Hold'em and no hookers.

Splatling
39
Female

squids are supposed to have blue blood REEEEEEEEE

black ink when?

>getting splatted by Goldie
That's a first. How often do you get killed by the most valuable Salmonid?

Inkbrush, 36, Spag

>gurofags

>SS Jr/Hero Slosher
>49
>woomy

>not a woomy
what a waste

so what counts as a bad/good duo league battle rank?

>you can't join that friend

>Inklings vs Octolings

Over 2000 is good

...

Marie with the superior taste

that would be blue/orange vs purple

You wouldn't rape a squid, right /ink/ ?

they're fictional you retard

don't tell me you wouldn't stick your dick in that?

opening new room.

Crap, I wanted to to throw a bomb at you lun, but no ink. Fuuuuuu....

Level 50 woomy carrying a Heavy Splatling

All good.
I was pinging the Blaster-user, but he decided to just say fuck it and chase the flyfish we were next to.

Splat Jr, 33, Woomy

No, but there's one woomy I'd consentually sex all the time.

Will we be getting new songs in future updates?
youtube.com/watch?v=je9B2W5BiRU

Given we haven't heard any songs by urchin rock even though they have ads plastered everywhere, I'd say yes.

hey which one of these is which

insta nut

Why does so much fresh looking gear have useless abilities? Annie can only help so much, and some gear can't ever show up on splatnet.

Agent 4 on the left, 3 on the right

Manta Maria is officially out of the semi-permanent rotation slot for new maps. Give her a warm welcome into normal rotation by telling her what you thought of her so far, /ink/

>you will never taste her sweet green ink and feel it run down your chin while you eat her pussy like a starving and dehydrated nigger eating a watermelon

P U S H
T H E
F R O N T
L I N E

Good map. Rainmaker was the best.

Brush
12
Male

Really easy to get locked into your spawn if your team is crap.

Does someone have the cutoffs for bomb defense?
I know 1 sub lets you survive one inkjet shot

Lol christ dude
Don't wanna be rude but you didn't do so hot yourself

>Pop the bubble before the other team gets there but leave the Rainmaker in the open as bait
>Waiting up in the rafters splatting the opposing team one by one as they run almost single file to grab the rainmaker
>Jump down and grab it then take the side route
>Teammates create a perfect ink path for me and we win before they can even react
Quickest and most fun match of my life. I really like all the fun ways to climb and hide.

tentatak splattershot
40
male

FLY

>3 chargers and an inkbrush
I'm sorry

Not gonna deny that. I gave up after a minute honestly.

>that team comp
yeah, not really the maps fault. You guys could've gotten stuck at spawn on any map

reminds me of Mall but 3000 times better

either 1 sub for injket or 1 main 2 sub for a million other things (bomb rush, tentatek missiles, bomb rush). 5 subs wont work

burst bomb*, lets you survive 1 direct and one indirect which is pretty big

1 sub only lets you survive two indirect inkjet hits, which is how you'll die most of the time anyway. You cant survive direct hits of anything with bomb defense but its good to not die to splash

>Squiffer
>50
>Female

>Let's just collect 15 golden eggs in the last 20 seconds... Just because.
HA

Best Splat2 map by a long shot

Octobrush+Jet Squelcher
27
Male
Also I went with flight for the current splatfest. Not needing any other mode of transportation was just too good of a point for it

Even with a decent comp you can get locked in spawn there pretty quickly.

>kept getting fucked by smallfry
I'm sorry guys.

That's "squiddymelon". Get it right!

>two level 6 guys
well you probably werent going to win that anyway

>two level 6 on your team including a roller who probably never flicked and charged ahead at people shooting at him
>two aerosprays on the other along with vastly higher levels
still applies

>TW
>We paint mid and secure it for a while
>Teammates got them locked in their spawn
>Aerospray gets through
>Goes to spawn and my teammates go after him
>Meanwhile I get overwhelmed by the rest of enemy team
>Get killed
>Teammates get killed
>Danger!
>30 seconds left and can't do anything
>We lose
It was just a game of Turf War, but god that was horrible. Is there a worse feel?

Getting locked in spawn isn't a fucking maps fault, it's yours.

Eh it's okay but I definitely prefer other maps

Well that went to shit fast.

Mental note, do not allow 3 steel eels into the inner room.