> News - The new Salmon Run map Lost Outpost has been released! - The new stage Manta Maria has been released! - The Sloshing Machine is out! - New Salmon Run map, Lost Outpost will be added to the rotation - The Forge Splattershot Pro comes next week with the Bubble Blower Special - New Splatfest - Which superpower would you rather have: Flight or Invisibility? (September 1st/2nd)
>wrapping it up on cohocks >mothership stealing eggs >chargers cant hit steel head >everyone else is ignoring flyfish >zero situational awareness >nobody else is using specials >people are prioritizing egg collecting instead of boss/add control >sting rays arent taking care of extra flyfish
what THE actual fuck, man? one new map and everyone went back to day one shitterness
Brody Richardson
I'd pay people to bully Spags
Sebastian Edwards
Way to much twitch aiming, you deserve to be splatted.
Josiah Stewart
>mfw I have a net positive in salmon run rank points Feels good teaming with random competent profreshionals.
Owen Morales
Yes.
Henry Lopez
swoomy
Aaron Ramirez
Is this how Special Woomy says "Woomy!"?
Carter King
yes,spaghettis are for bullying
Luis Perry
add >people getting eaten by maws >people stunning the scrapper in spots that make it impossible to get behind it
Cameron Ward
...
Elijah Nguyen
Spaghettis are to be protected.
Evan Reyes
Hmmmm...
>Main >Level >Squid Gender
E-liter, 42, Male
Robert James
ITS NOT MY DAMN FAULT, MAWS ALWAYS SPAWNS WHEN I POP STINGRAY
Liam Johnson
what the fuck is wrong with you
Cooper Cox
baka desu senpai
Chase Cruz
You put my gunfu down right god damn now
Elijah Cox
rapid blaster, 45, female
Leo Stewart
I played earlier, really terrible though. Was just trying to inspect the new map, get my bearings and record stuff to memory like I have with the other two maps. It's going to take some time to be properly efficient with this map like I am with the others. I immediately knew where to go during our first Glowfly wave though, unlike the person in the OP
Jordan Powell
18 f ca
Andrew Morris
>mfw I occasionally get eaten by maws in tryhard mode when killing multiple shits at once, but everytime I do I make sure I bomb him, and close to the basket Allahu ahkbar
Justin Thomas
Jet Squelcher 34 Female
Leo Flores
Who is she talking to?
Noah Foster
Luna Blaster, 29, female just like real life
Jayden Ross
Fuck it. I'll make my own room. With Blackjack! And hookers!
Jason Thompson
Tri-Slosher/Octobrush, 50, Non-Binary
Landon Myers
me
Anthony Carter
Hero Roller 18 Woomy
Gabriel Taylor
post tentacles or gtfo
Justin Hill
Splattershot Pro 50 Female S+1
Jaxon Powell
>people stunning the scrapper and not luring it close to the basket
Matthew Roberts
alcoholics anonymous
Joshua Diaz
How good/bad is respawn punisher for a charger?
Noah Clark
bithreadly reminder that respawn punisher is mistranslated and actually works on guys you splat when you splat them
that aside, if you dont die it seems like it'd be pretty damn good
Nolan Martin
>clicked the wrong button Fuck!
Jaxson Edwards
Jet Squelcher 28 Woomy
Carter Garcia
There is a room with two spots open right now. Just so you know.
But we only allow Texas Hold'em and no hookers.
Levi Reyes
Splatling 39 Female
Isaac White
squids are supposed to have blue blood REEEEEEEEE
Brandon Rogers
black ink when?
Kayden Robinson
>getting splatted by Goldie That's a first. How often do you get killed by the most valuable Salmonid?
Jose Williams
Inkbrush, 36, Spag
Nathaniel Garcia
>gurofags
Wyatt Flores
>SS Jr/Hero Slosher >49 >woomy
Lincoln Mitchell
>not a woomy what a waste
Brayden Campbell
so what counts as a bad/good duo league battle rank?
Ryan Myers
>you can't join that friend
Henry Phillips
>Inklings vs Octolings
Angel Green
Over 2000 is good
Jason Ross
...
Sebastian Sanchez
Marie with the superior taste
Carter Russell
that would be blue/orange vs purple
Jackson Cook
You wouldn't rape a squid, right /ink/ ?
Joshua Jackson
they're fictional you retard
Parker Murphy
don't tell me you wouldn't stick your dick in that?
Blake Price
opening new room.
Crap, I wanted to to throw a bomb at you lun, but no ink. Fuuuuuu....
Eli Gutierrez
Level 50 woomy carrying a Heavy Splatling
Alexander Wilson
All good. I was pinging the Blaster-user, but he decided to just say fuck it and chase the flyfish we were next to.
Justin Scott
Splat Jr, 33, Woomy
Evan Myers
No, but there's one woomy I'd consentually sex all the time.
Given we haven't heard any songs by urchin rock even though they have ads plastered everywhere, I'd say yes.
Thomas Martin
hey which one of these is which
Christopher Johnson
insta nut
David Jackson
Why does so much fresh looking gear have useless abilities? Annie can only help so much, and some gear can't ever show up on splatnet.
Jason Hall
Agent 4 on the left, 3 on the right
Tyler Myers
Manta Maria is officially out of the semi-permanent rotation slot for new maps. Give her a warm welcome into normal rotation by telling her what you thought of her so far, /ink/
Levi Price
>you will never taste her sweet green ink and feel it run down your chin while you eat her pussy like a starving and dehydrated nigger eating a watermelon
Blake Rivera
P U S H T H E F R O N T L I N E
Parker Lewis
Good map. Rainmaker was the best.
James Rogers
Brush 12 Male
Sebastian Hughes
Really easy to get locked into your spawn if your team is crap.
Ayden Adams
Does someone have the cutoffs for bomb defense? I know 1 sub lets you survive one inkjet shot
Angel Perry
Lol christ dude Don't wanna be rude but you didn't do so hot yourself
Jaxson White
>Pop the bubble before the other team gets there but leave the Rainmaker in the open as bait >Waiting up in the rafters splatting the opposing team one by one as they run almost single file to grab the rainmaker >Jump down and grab it then take the side route >Teammates create a perfect ink path for me and we win before they can even react Quickest and most fun match of my life. I really like all the fun ways to climb and hide.
Nicholas Clark
tentatak splattershot 40 male
Leo Richardson
FLY
Justin Brooks
>3 chargers and an inkbrush I'm sorry
Chase Rodriguez
Not gonna deny that. I gave up after a minute honestly.
Ian Miller
>that team comp yeah, not really the maps fault. You guys could've gotten stuck at spawn on any map
Kayden Collins
reminds me of Mall but 3000 times better
Noah Campbell
either 1 sub for injket or 1 main 2 sub for a million other things (bomb rush, tentatek missiles, bomb rush). 5 subs wont work
Joshua Nelson
burst bomb*, lets you survive 1 direct and one indirect which is pretty big
1 sub only lets you survive two indirect inkjet hits, which is how you'll die most of the time anyway. You cant survive direct hits of anything with bomb defense but its good to not die to splash
Nicholas Allen
>Squiffer >50 >Female
Eli Hughes
>Let's just collect 15 golden eggs in the last 20 seconds... Just because. HA
Colton Richardson
Best Splat2 map by a long shot
Juan Williams
Octobrush+Jet Squelcher 27 Male Also I went with flight for the current splatfest. Not needing any other mode of transportation was just too good of a point for it
Chase Wright
Even with a decent comp you can get locked in spawn there pretty quickly.
Ayden Watson
>kept getting fucked by smallfry I'm sorry guys.
Isaac Evans
That's "squiddymelon". Get it right!
Liam Hughes
>two level 6 guys well you probably werent going to win that anyway
Lincoln Watson
>two level 6 on your team including a roller who probably never flicked and charged ahead at people shooting at him >two aerosprays on the other along with vastly higher levels still applies
Jonathan Jenkins
>TW >We paint mid and secure it for a while >Teammates got them locked in their spawn >Aerospray gets through >Goes to spawn and my teammates go after him >Meanwhile I get overwhelmed by the rest of enemy team >Get killed >Teammates get killed >Danger! >30 seconds left and can't do anything >We lose It was just a game of Turf War, but god that was horrible. Is there a worse feel?
Luke Long
Getting locked in spawn isn't a fucking maps fault, it's yours.
Brody Nelson
Eh it's okay but I definitely prefer other maps
Jose Lewis
Well that went to shit fast.
Mental note, do not allow 3 steel eels into the inner room.
