Let's Play a Game

Name 3 totally normie/beta things you do and 3 """"Chad"""" things you do.

Normie/beta:
>Keep 2 hands on the wheel at all times, 9 and 3
>Drive with lights on all the time because I'm petrified of being rear ended
>Re-park if it is not perfectly straight

""""Chad"""":
>Make it a point to slowly pass cops on the highway, when no one else will. Usually wave
>When passing people playing on the phone, I match their speed and make eye contact until they put it away
>Chad people out of the left lane, clearing the way for people actually aware of their surroundings and have places to be

>Back off from limits.
>Driving a car I don't own.
>Say yes to law enforcement

>Floor drag to the speed limit.
>Honk at people fucking up.
>Use turn signal for whatever long as possible before changing lanes.

Normie/beta:
>Keep 2 hands on the wheel at all times, 9 and 3
>let people infront of me to ensure the better flow of traffic
>Re-park if it is not perfectly straight
>park far away from other cars cause muh paintjob
>drive 10 under in summer because muh no sound insulation midengined sportscar and fuel economy
""""Chad"""":
>do 40 over in corners because muh no sound insulation midengined sportscar
>heeltoe everywhere
>hit on bmw owners girlfriends while they irresistably oogle my car ignoring their cuck bf's bimmer that costs 1/50th of my car

Why is your MR2 so expensive?

Normie:
>Have mirrors adjusted to actually work and use them, also 95% of the time use turn signals even if no one is around
>Always make sure when I park in a stall that I'm parked straight and with equal spacing in my spot (if someone parks crooked and can't get in then fuck them)
Can't think of anything else to add here RIP.

Chad:
>Sense when someone is trying to cut in front of me and block them from doing so
>Run through yellow/red lights if it's clear
>Park in places I'm not supposed to (middle of the road blocking 2-3 parked cars beside me, in loading zones, areas designated no parking or reserved for such and such, etc. if I'm making a quick stop)
>Speed up with police and get behind them to get passed traffic
>Swerve into oncoming traffic's direction if some faggot has high beams/retardedly bright lights pointing my way so they fuck off; shine brights back at them
>Got pulled over eight times doing 20-60 MPH over the limit, never got ticketed

Oh yeah...
>""""Chad""""
>Don't slow down in the rain (seriously what the fuck, everyone in my area does 10 below the limit when it rains, annoying af shitting up traffic)

>indicate 3 seconds before turning or changing lanes
>proper head checks
>feel bad about getting in peoples way when i do have to follow the limit

>overtake using the right lane while going 150% the speed limit
>drive over kerbs and footpaths to get out of parking lots faster
>clutch kick whenever a cop is behind me at an intersection

You sound like a faggot and are also probably lying.

>>clutch kick whenever a cop is behind me at an intersection

What? Theres no way you do that you would have your license suspended by now how much of a faggot you must be to say that and think anyone will belive you

admittedly i only rev to 2 or 3k when i do it. the cops don't seem to care.

>Aggressively follow keep right except to pass
>indicate on the freeway
>not park like a cunt

>drive above the speed limit
>undertake at over 100
>rip skids and drifts whenever it rains

>always indicate even when nobody's around
>try to be in right lane whenever possible
>actually use mirrors

>floor it when I see yellow light
>always drive by real GPS speed + few km/h because radar tolerances
>park in resident's places I'm not supposed to and pretend to be doing some delivery etc.

>use indicators (in a BMW, no less)
>stop for pedestrians
>park within the lines, leaving enough space on either side

>cruise at 200 km/h on the highway regularly, never been caught
>hog the left lane (although I'm always faster than everyone else, so it doesn't matter)
>drift on public streets when it's snowing or raining

cause its a mint condition low mileage one with lots of TTE parts imported from holland. The only one that was for sale that summer that wasnt crashed. Overpaid but it was worth it.

also this chadness

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this picture is so aids

normie:
>check my phone too often, but mainly to skip songs
>keep car on automatic lights

Chaddo
>Always drive some kind of speed over the limit.
>Brake check (easy insurance)
>Rest against the B-pillar with no hands on the wheel
>Always around 60kmph around roundabouts.

Virgin
>Scan ahead of immediate traffic to make efficient lane changes, cut through traffic and avoid any number of accidents and near misses.
>Use my mirrors while backing up and changing lanes
>Look at 'stopped' traffic as I get a green light, just in case someone runs the red
>Indicate and always slow down for blind intersections/roundabouts in an area where most people just blast through and take their chances without looking

Chad
>Make very sharp turns at 60+kmh on my home turf to fuck with people, mostly to intimidate tailgating soccer moms, or to fuck with them if they were in front of me and driving like a jackass.
>All windows down and blast techno / eurobeat / classic rock without giving any fucks at super long red lights
>Intimidate drivers out the fast lane or violently overtake them from the wrong lane
>block people who want to merge but don't indicate
>block people in peak hour stop starts who stay in the wrong lane for hundreds of meters before 'realising' they need to turn
>Leave highbeams on a fraction too long deliberately, not even to punish the other drivers for some imagined slight, but because I'M DAMAGED and it amuses me.

Normie
>3 and 9
>lights, always on
>follow lane discipline

Chad
>sometimes turn off traction control for the hell of it and squealing the wheels
>drive like a bat out of hell at all times through corners, highway, parking lot, all times
>drive like an absolute jackass if fucked with

i drive my trucks like a beta and my bikes like a chad

>real stealing is usually done on paper
The man knows.

Normie/Beta
>Re park if not perfectly straight
>autistically signal, well before the intersection, in parking lots, in my driveway, even indoors
>keep right whenever not passing

""""Chad""""
>go 5-10 over the limit regardless of weather, including blizzards, dense fog, torrential downpours
>wave at cops whenever I go past
>stare down anything slightly sporty when riding bike because we both know I could walk them easily

Virgin
>Always signal
>Maintain safe distance all the time
>Always back into spots perfectly straight
Chad
>Drift around the dirt parking lot at my school
>Downshift in front of cops
>Do skids in the rain
>Blast music with my windows down and t-tops off
>Always engine brake because I like noise
>Floor it to the limit
>Get up next to other sports cars and try to bait them into going faster
>Follow cops through traffic
>Pass illegally on the back roads I know well
>Have gotten 3 speeding tickets in a year (no points, thank you lawyers)

Normie/Beta
>Signal well ahead of turns
>keep right except to pass
>let people merge ahead
""""Chad""""
>constantly pass slow fucks in no passing zones
>drive 10mph over the limit
>engine brake at traffic lights

>Re-park if it is not perfectly straight
if you dont straighten up in a parking space and you are cramping cars next to you, you arent a chad, youre a fucking cunt that deserves every ding in the door youll ever get.