Define car brands in one phrase

Define car brands in one phrase

Mazda: MUH ROTARY WE WON LEMANS ONCE btw we only make 4cyl econoboxes and a slow hairdresser's car

mazda cars are objectively the best looking econobrand. MX5 is peerless.

Too bad they're all slow as fuck shitboxs

all car brands are shit and if you have a favorite, you are a good little goy

Mazda: We love wasting money on shit technologies while being stuck in the past.

Samefag pls go

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Samefag pls go

I think I had a dream last night, about having an mx 5 low, widened, with chassis spoiler and type R engine.

BMW - you're not a Chad without one, but having one doesnt make u a chad.

VW: we made good stuff until the 90s

Dodge: Angry Middle Aged White Guys R Us

Mazda: zoom zoom

Subaru: Our fans are the Rick and Morty fans of auto enthusiast.

Dodge: Minivans and muscle cars

GM: we could make it better but that would be an extra $40 for every car

Mitsubishi: "We tried."

Ford: We ruined the thunderbird, and now we are gonna ruin the bronco.

Subaru: We won WRC a few times, please buy the sti.

Audi: We sell you VW tech which breaks down earlier, at double the price.

Tesla: Our cars are unreliable chinkshit despite being in the most reliable class of cars ever.

>muh power
the call of the drivelet

BMW: No need to use your turn signals

Majority of manufacturers:
>we are now boring soulless corporate entities EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE COUPE THAT IS FUN TO DRIVE AND MAKES FANBOYS FROTH

Germans:
>you can have whatever kind of car you're able to pay for, as long as you hate reliability and ease of repair

The posts were 20 seconds appart...

BMW: We used to make good cars, now we make money.

Chevy
2018 JD Power award for most made up awards

Mercedes: Starting route to Mercedes-Benz workshop

Mercedes: We used to make cars for Europeans, now we make cars for rich camel jockeys and the Chinese

Toyota: We're just fucking gay.

Nissan: The driver of this car knows shit about cars or driving.

Chrysler
Please let us die already

Mitsubishi: Crossovers. Not even once.

t. Californian iPhone user with a superiority complex
Keep sipping on that soylent, faggot

Lancia: Kill me pls
Nissan: JUST

>slow

TVR: We make meme machines and meme machine accessories

Mercedes: Brand image is our only separation from failure

mazda: it seems my superiority has caused some anger

Peugeot: just fuck my shit up

>not Tesla

We'Re ThE fUtUre

Honda: The Power of Dreams

Dodge:
>muh displacement
Ford:
>muh original ponycar
GM:
>muh smallblock

Ram Trucks: You got a problem, faggot?!? I'll kick your ass, I swear! Roll Coal, Bro!!

Toyota: we were cool once

>Dodge:
>muh displacement

thats it? christ they really do need to die. Sell their brands to a company that isnt complete trash.

Four wheel drive burnout! Merica, fuck yeah!

Chrysler: Textbook Organizational Inertia

Pontiac: you will miss us assholes

Honda: Vtech just kicked in, yo

>Be GM
>Kill Pontiac
>Keep Buick

because muh China market and legacy since Buick is GM's oldest brand.

Saturn: Yes, we actually died for being too good.

Mitsubishi: Our SUVs are getting us money and still no brand recognition, fuck you Subaru.

Subaru: We could make shitbox wagons again... but why?

Toyota: We're willing to wait, we know you'll buy us in a few years, buy this fucking camry faggot.

Mazda: Haven't changed since the 90s, but we're not sure how good that is.

Honda: Toyota for boy racers.

Nissan: Hey niggers and spics, if you remember the Skyline then buy a fucking altima or something you fucking waste of flesh.

Ford: Honestly, we're ALSO surprised you saw a Fiesta model past 2014 on the road, we really only care about the Raptor.

But killing Pontiac...