Be uni student

>be uni student
>motorcycle needs parts to run again
>meet cute girl
>go out a couple of times
>start saving cash to take her out to the city and have a fun night
>she blows me off
>spend all the money i saved on motorcycle parts
feels bad and good at the same time br/o/s

>spending money on slags instead of your baiku

>>spend all the money i saved on motorcycle parts
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still feels bad mane.

I bet youre the kind of guy that would blow off a weekend in the desert dirtbiking so you could go treat some girl to dinner

not a whole weekend, maybe a sunday ride tho.

>feels
this is the fire that tempers the steel of the soul

i guess thats one way to look at it.

You gotta rail ruts AND nail sluts. The former is always the most important though. Might as well just sell your bike so you have more date money

fuck it you are right bud. at least ill be back on 2 wheels soon.

>be uni student
>get mortgage
>buy third car because i didn't like my daily
>plan to drop 7k (+tools) on the engine cause 11,000 rmp yo
>tell all the Stacy's i can't even afford drinks

if your in uni you should get some fine pussy while your there. but don't let it break your concentration and interfere with your personal goals.
when i was in college i got some of the best pussy, but a couple times it fucked with me emotionally and hurt my academic performance. it was too many feels

its pretty hard to balance pussy, bikes, and grades desu.

That’s the spirit. Education first bikes second bitches last.

very true

His bike cracks me up every time.

what a fucking savage

>be uni student
>get mortgage
The fug, how?

Some people go to uni at adult age perhaps to attain specialization for their jobs
t. first year uni student with a 30 year old man in class

dad died so i had more than a 50% deposit
120,000 over 30 years @3.2% ez pz

>not making bitches spend their money on you
youre doing it wrong m8.

that nigga would go twice as far in life if he fixed that flat tire.

Ah I see, kinda lucky. My parents are technically millionaires with assets and shit but I probably won’t see any of it when they eventually go thanks to selfish boomer mentality

>mfw my plan is to buy a townhouse when the market invitibly crashes
>use money/time saved by not buying a full blown house on project shitboxes
>live max comfy lifestyle

why would this feel bad at all? bikes fixed and you avoided a selfish cunt.

ha. i never noticed that.
i was busy paying attention to her ass