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>nara isnt real

>tfw no pingpong bullying nara streams

I wonder if singsing even cares

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>tfw have a quarry to settle

This guy goes on your gf's twitch channel where she is cosplaying and sexually harrasses her with his twitch fangays, what do you do?

Nah, he'll just find another gril to replace her and move on

Where is the rtz copy pasta guy

H-HE'S FAST

>girl cosplays Crystal Maiden and Arteezy with his happy brigade decides to raid her chat and ask for nudes

the ourest of ourguys

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>tfw you settle your quarry

I seriously hope that his sponsors punishes him for it, if there's something I hate it's "professional" players acting like immature 10year old kids.

Grant's the one that instigated it, Arteezy actually tried to tell his viewers to leave her stream but by then, it was too late

>tfw singsing won't kiss me

>build 6 veils on AA
>take 30 regen talent
>enemy PA and mirana are fighting me for 80 seconds
>can't kill me

When are you going to come into the warm bosom of multiple veil build

>The First Point I want to make is that Im sorry for Maliciously dragging Sonya through something she wasn't use to. The Thing is I constantly here about girls wanting to be treated the same as guys and as seen throughout my Career as an illustrious caster I have sexually assaulted such people as Braxton911 , Kiwikid and Korok to name a few.
i fucking love grant so much

Korok probably beat Grant so he's a feminist too.

remember when this game wasnt completely fucking dead?

lol its me get fucked user

So Nara was / is his gf and they never met?
Isnt that dude a millionaire?

I only care about e sports

PubG will overtake Dota soon.

2013 perhaps?

how do i tell girls my career is playing video games

Playing FF14 while waiting for the REAL patch.

I dont want to play a dead meme game full of dog heroes like Lich, Furion Necro and Veno.

s-she was real in my mind

He's also a profesionnal dota player

>dog
when did this insult even started and how is it even an insult?

Pubg eSports is fucking terrible. The only redeeming games of the invitiational was FPP duos and even then it was only ok. Maybe the solo one were ok because of the wacky tactics of Evermore but it got old fast. It's a fun game to play but watching it pretty boring

THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=W5ffHd7O3yQ

someone post her real pics

apparently her cuck subs get them through snapchat and no one said a fucking word

Probably a few hundred years ago, and its an insult in the exact same way as being called an animal is an insult.

>Just4

Super probably gets hotter girls than any EU/US dotard

Don't take it as an insult when your mum calls me an animal in bed ;)

>her cuck subs get them through snapchat and no one said a fucking word
because those aren't real either

She's probably a fat, acne-ridden halfbreed

EU or NA?
Which server?

>tfw uglier than super and bad at dota

at least i got my wicked sense of humor haha...

huh. 6k is top 0.24%

I guess is a lying sack of shit :^)

Kinda, if the pics are real she looks like the moon man emoji

post

Whar hero to spam trough 3k??? I want easy fast wins.

They aren't real, don't bother posting

If you can handle 1v3, any mid hero.

So what's with all the half life-esuqe reviews on steam?

>expecting cuck subs to act like human beings

nice trip btw

a hero you aren't shit at
surely there are some right user?

What do you do when you queue into a game, get a bunch of just awful teammates, lose, queue again, get worse teammates? I mean do I wait and then queue again or what? Played 2 games today, used 2 reports and both already came back with the "thank you for making the community friendlier" shit, that's the level of autism right now.

(((HL3 dev))) on 2023

venomancer
>can push towers
>great laner
>can push hg
>decent at taking rosh (makes it a lot harder for enemy to contest it)
>decent solo kill potential
>can be played anywhere

this

80+% winrate with veno so far this patch

FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE MAN, STEALING ALL OF OUR GOOK WOMEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Go back to failing at qualifiers G.

prophet offlane
>summon treants and just right click them on the supports
>win lane

>tfw online virtual korean model gf turned out to be ugly af pathological liar
>at least had a gf
>at least won TI3

also great teamfighter but thats kinda obvious so i didn't mention it
all you need is veil

why am I getting this i didnt dodge anything

>korean women are so fake that they lie about their entire body existence
cant make this shit up

pubg is just BadLastManStanding

How would you have salvaged the situation if you were nara?

there is a reason gook girls get plastic surgery as their birthday present

sheever looks cute with her wig

fuck off nara, you're not getting any help in here

immediately contact the model and ask her to pretend she's me for money or get plastic surgery to look just like her and claim the pictures yours

is singsing chad

Disappear and never be heard from again.

same thing happened to me yesterday mane

what did you do ?

so what's next for nara?

>bandwagon
vs
>a game with solid year-lasting supporters

its like cod vs counter strike

I wish he was still good

alright it's low prio

Guess I shouldn't first pick core huskar cause people get upset

Disappear and seek a fresh leeching ground

so did s4 and nara ever actually meet?

what were the fake pics nara was using? I don't even know what she looks like anyway

where're the snapchat pics at?

her voice is still very hot, at worst she can become a voice actress or some shit
at very least betas will keep donating anyway, because muh poor hurt girl

offlane dk any thoughts?

-25 mmr

do NOT give (you)s to retards

lul if you think s4 is ever going to open up about his personal life

maybe you should go on reddit and setup a gofund me for a PI salary

disappear. Even if she was ugly and i bet she is, i don't understand why she catfished. Her fake voice is actually nice. Could've just streamed as ugly Asian girl, and i bet she would still receive subs from mouth breathers.

I think VP did it, but I can't remember when or at which LAN. I don't think they did it at TI. Maybe it was The Summit.

create a new persona and start all over again

im looking for carry offlaners that have huge impacts on their own

>turtling in 7.06

Even cent is a better pick

legion weaver bristle

void/slardar/np and underlord since it cripples the enemy pretty hard so your retarded cores stand a chance against them

Weaver, Void, Veno, Furion, LC

Play mid

nara joi when

I can see it work, but it's fucking dumb. There are better offlaners who do the same job.

>i mean you could jungle slowly with Iron Talon
>naturally tanky with decent hp regen. You're fucking going offlane so obviously Dragon's blood will be leveled more
>one of the longest single target stuns, so i guess he can be useful with a blink rush. Melee form stun is far too low range for him to gank mid though, unless mid has cc
>can contribute to tower pushes with Dragon poison

It's dumb but not the worst fucking thing.

i hope nara gets angry and leaks s4sdic pix ty nara

pastebin.com/ug11sKkk

is this legit? what is actually wrong with her??

zai stream dotars
(you) me with your rare zai pls i lost mine ty

>s4 jerk off to a man

she's female

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