/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:

Rin Fukuimoto

>waifuing corpses

Heretical.

Julia Brandt

Avada Colander

drunken regrets

This is why fucking static names should be fucking disabled.

Mother

Kaylie Morgan~!

When are we doing 24h no shuttle?

never

30min validsports only, get your gamerfood ready during the server restart

ded gam ded thred

Tangent I know but Bay has like 3 hour rounds. Only issue there is that stuff like ions/meteors/etc. fire way too often so halfway through you'll be maddeningly miserable on a dark space ship with hull breaches in maint and malfunctioning electronics.

I'd play on bay if they didn't have that military shit going on

what other away missions are available to play?
I know about the tomb and hive, but is wild west still used? station collision?

I'd play on bay if they hadn't ditched the exodus for whatever stupid shit they have going on now.

Yeah me too. I played it for awhile but it just felt like I couldn't have ANY fun with other people because of the military setting.

Torch is legit a based map

>TFW my stocks are unlisted
Yeah boy

It's a ship, though.

Make a lawset based on the GNU four freedoms

>Pacid Vines don't work.

>Space vines nerfed even more...

;_;

so revert it

The chem changes to botany are not bad.

The issue is the code related to Pacid Vines, well. requires Pacid.

Phenol for whatever reason doesnt work. Even though its a child of Pacid.

But I only have basic coding knowledge.

Did you put up an issue on github?

>"Hachi is crazy robust"
>as CMO, gives me a """"bicaridine"""" pill when i'm perfectly healthy, 4+ people dead in medbay
>obvious tater as fuck
>unzips chloral hypo

so this is what they meant by crazy robust huh. interesting

Maybe I'll dream of when things were better..

Very fun mission even if I was just a stand-in NPC/observer ghost.

Yah.

Coders nerved anything which can mass kill the crew but Blasma and Engineering stuff.
Pacid vines and Virus are the worst examples

They're pretty robust actually, just need to see them in real action

not top tier tho

Then you can only pray.

Damnit, forgot my music choice.
youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc

who is top tier though?

Tinky?

What is the purpose of this thing and how do you use it?

My static

Did you check the wiki?

>Chaplain is traitor
>He goes on a war with sec.
>Gets blown up with his last words, "Allahu Ackbar" explosive implants those who defeated him in combat.
>Everyone gets revived.
>Playing a grey named Hayylie Mao.
>Get auto-tatored after I went around looking to gimmick but no ghetto surgery.
>Go get greytide implant, leave the GT box in brig.
>Johnny caldwell arrives, finds this. Is now convinced of cult.
>I go ask Hachi if he minds being implanted for station security now that I have been promoted to captain.
>He agrees. SURPRISE GREYTIDE.
>Have him secretly knock people out and drag them to back surgery muzzled and straightjacketed where I put on my disguise of
>The Abductor
>And chitter over their waking bodies while performing sex change operations and other experimental surgeries. Then releasing them unharmed but confused back into population
>Get hachi to claim they were telesci'd out for true abduction creepiness.
>Security is convinced this is cult more than ever and talks about executing suspected cultists.
>Do one last experiment on Jemmy taggart while he's awake and making jokes about it.
>Try to rescue 10 people in a locker but blobs have taken over and get eaten.
Oh well. Would have been a bit more fun if security had caught on more before blobs but they were convinced it was cultists. Also spaced Ian after butchering him, had his meat in my bag but apparently didn't count. I wanted to do something other than murderboning.

Y-yeah, haha...

You use it to sell dupe stuff

>make vendor pack
>price tag items
>put items in pack
>load in vending machine
>no one will buy them anyway

Its not really that useful.

swipe card to link to your accound
with cardboard, make an empty vend refill box
tag items with price tagger, put into box
load machine with box by click dragging
tada, people can buy items and the money goes to your account

>join as mime
>NT rep asks for a volunteer to be a journalist on europa
>i volunteer and he tells me I'm actually an agent undercover as a journalist
>have to get the data from the sherrif's computer on my cloning disk
>get teleported to my junky apartment room
>meet James, and he welcomes me
>Zho tells me of a bar and the elevator being fixed
>every vending machine is dans
>meet police officer with an e-sword inspect my room
>tells me to stay out of maint
>James shows me a secret maint room with a getmore
>he trips his own radiation boobytrap and dies
>bring him to his room and run to get an antitox pill
>return to the cop in his room
>have to get interrogated
>he asks me about james
>give them this
>he starts to stab me because I can't talk
>push him over and run away to Jame's maint room and cry

Where is the Inquisitor's Hat?

Thanks

Wiki is shit and doesn't say anything about it

Yred

Hugh G

most robust players that have played in recent years. Pretty much a rung above anybody else that comes close

i never found the box or thought it was cult, warden was paranoid about that

>lubing is robust
woah...

Oh yeah, NT was worried you didn't hear the custom music, but hopefully you did.

My mistake.

Sorry for the tricky prick Jimmy, I was greytided and the bicaridine pill I just handed you to eat was actually chloral and stox. When you didn't eat it and acted suspicious I knew I was about to give away my greytider. We were supposed to steal your organs in an abductor gimmick but blob ruined it.

there are also probably a couple others that have slipped my mind

>no one giving a fuck about people burning to death
>sec officer just watching

I guess he was an antag too. It seems they seem to always be in company of fellow antags

:^)

Also for reference, I'm tired of the shilling. I don't pretend to be robust, I slipped on my own lube like three times the other day.

you think if i made a pr that just commented out the blob spawn on dynamic events it would go through?

He was gretyided. Everyone was burned to death so fast they couldn't cry for help.

>run back to where the police took me, looking for a possible lead
>end up a the Captain's room, a bar
>order a glass of milk and talk with the bartender and patron
>another cop walks in and wants to talk
>he eventually points a plasma pistol
>try to fight him off, but get shot a few times, shoot him a few times
>get killed, but bartender blows his head off
>they're apparently tired of the cop's brutality
>greyshirt doctor revives me and we run to a secret room in maint
>they ask me why i'm here, so i break down and try to portray why i'm here
>original officer walks in, fight breaks out
>the greyshirt doctor and the nice programmer die to their wounds
>officer is dead
>bartender kneels to his dead friends and tells me
>"I hope your mission was worth it..."
>oh god, what have i done
>run to the room the ID has on it
>sherrif begs me not to kill them, download the data to the disk
>get back to my room to go home
>round over

I heard it, that whole round was very immersive.

Check your whistle

The virus nerf was bullshit
I went from maining botany and virology to just botany because of it

Once upon a time chloral hypo was the epitome of robust user.
Nowdays the game is a lot less about winning and therefore its frowned upon as a cheap tactic.

>tinky
legendary round
I sold my legs, feet, and clawboots to Tina's surgeon for 1000 credits and a wheelchair

>Tina's
*Tinky's

I've never heard of vines having been nerfed before

die filthy c*ders

>one of our admins literally works for nasa
holy fuck that's why goldsteel's so autistic

any pages on the wiki that need images?

>2561
>the station is not a dyson sphere

Are you sure it isnt? We only have access to 5-6 zlevels total, Entirely possible for all five to fit in a sphere.

>1778
>the station is not the scummiest ship i've ever seen

>2525
>man is still alive

>3535
>everything you think, do, and say is in the pill you took today

>7510
>God hasn't made it by now

>2017
>people still vote for deff

pacid vines could melt walls before

>That AI

Dont ever touch AI again

>deff
>not deleted

Why must such vile evil continue to exist?

What'd they do?

Hey guys, thanks for a great cult round in medbay. Personal shout outs to the clown for refusing a book and instead shitting up the station and to science for getting the flack. You both provided great cover.

Not out the cult at 12:10

did they?

Years ago Vines would wreck shit, now they are slow moving annoyances, that are destroyed with 3 clicks on a chem dispenser.

and then the round would have turned into DUDE HOLY WATER BOARDING AND IMPLANTING LMAO

>flack
flak
en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Flak

They made a newsreport at least. I can kinda understand their reluctance to go ".S ITS CULT"

>2561
>station is not an oil refinery with 9-5 shifts

Do you mean he didn't metagame or he had evidence he didn't mention

They did not, that's why he is crying

So that's why the medbay maintenance was full of blood. I spent all round running around medbay bored and just went afk in the end because nothing was going on.

t. paramedic

Thanks for the correction.

oh

I dislike cult as a gamemode because of this. If you go Fast Food Mode, it's just boring for everyone involved, but if you don't, people will rage at Sec for being useless