I'm here for the interview!

hairygrape
hairygrape

I'm here for the interview!

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Get the fuck out of my office.

Snarelure
Snarelure

/thread

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Implying this thing has a resume

Emberfire
Emberfire

That thing looks funny

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

yooo shout out my nigga paper

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

/life/

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

It has.

RESUME:
15 Years experience in butt giving
"~i've been giving ma butt sinse i were 8 years and yo has to contract i"

viagrandad
viagrandad

implying he is ever going to try work

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

notice no tattoos
hair grows back and piercings heal

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

You don't get to bring friends!

FastChef
FastChef

Did you bring your kneepads?

Booteefool
Booteefool

I'm here for the interview!

Welcome aboard! We gave a nigger a job. I'm sure you can do better.

takes2long
takes2long

We need an adult here, not a child

Evilember
Evilember

You're hired, you've got the job for the managerial possition at Bioware(tm)

SniperGod
SniperGod

You're hired, you've got the job for the managerial possition at Ethereum

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Here it looks like you have the skills to do the job and are very good at it.

You're hired!

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

What's the actual position? President of the United States?

Couldnt do any worse than that idiot in the White House at the moment

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

He/she/it could possibly be hired ar a hottopic, spencer gifts or new burry comics. Thats it

Techpill
Techpill

Reminds me of the scene in SLC Punk, where he goes into a job interview with the word FUCK written on his shirt.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

no you are not

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Not sure what gender that thing is, but it's looks is only one side of it

It's even more twisted inside, all that feminist propaganda, white guilt and love for mentally disturbed people like transgenders and such.

dont want any kind of that shit in my office

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

we had an interview a few days ago the guy shoved up with an okay cv and it was obvious he knew his shit.

problem is he shows clear signs of autism.

we can't make up our minds about that. shouldn't be too bad if he does his job well but there is an other autist at the firm and everyone especially the women are creeped out by him.

askme
askme

women are creeped out at anything that doesn't look like the ideal representation of a male, you shouldn't trust their opinions on delicate things like this desu

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

The autist just want to work and live the rest of his awkward life. Give him purpose or give him death

RumChicken
RumChicken

especially the women are creeped out by him
this has to be bait
profitable firms shouldn't have any women in them

whereismyname
whereismyname

letting women control your company

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

yeah well no man would do their job for the money they ask.
we are an engineering firm all the administration is 100% women but among the engies only like 3% and 2% is only interns.

Supergrass
Supergrass

no i was just commenting on how tense the air gets around that guy, i can't help but notice it people can hardly wait for him to go the fuck away. women refuse to be left alone with him at late hours and stuff sounds also weird.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

yeah i know... i just want to make sure it's worth it for the potential problems it creates.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

women get creeped out
This made me fucking angry.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

if you can get men to work in call centers you can get them to do that shit

seriously
fucking bane of my existence
ZERO interest in solving problems
the asshole in OP would be less deleterious to the bottom line because all he'd do is sit around and send snaps

Booteefool
Booteefool

I'm here for the job interview

takes2long
takes2long

tfw sperg just tryna make it big
work my ass off
try to socialize but everyone hates me
some dumb cunt reports you for being creepy
lose job

massdebater
massdebater

Why are white trash so fucking dumb? Is it genetic or does living in poverty for so long just lower your IQ?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

We don't hire the disabled.

Emberfire
Emberfire

You're a faggot.
hue hue found the drmpf supporter, so easy XDDD
You're still a faggot.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

fire lazy women for lack of tolerance
hire more competent employees
Just saved your company faggot

takes2long
takes2long

people that look like this dont seriously want to work in an office environment. They want their art to be understood, they want to be able to complain about capitalism and why the 1% are keeping us all down

Bidwell
Bidwell

women's opinions matter

enjoy your decaying business and slowly drying up pool of talent who avois your pathetic "company"

idontknow
idontknow

we are an engineering firm all the administration is 100% women but among the engies only like 3% and 2% is only interns.
all the administration is 100% women
hahahahahaahahahaahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahaha

Kill yourself, I'm sure you'll want to once the company goes under.

Methshot
Methshot

would you hire a single dude that 10 or 20 of your employees of many years gonna strongly dislike even if he is competent? or you would hire a sociable enough guy that has the same competence? that's the question nothing else.
they don't control the company the just make it run smoothly. in the weeks one or two of them took a leave we noticed crap stopped running smoothly they take care of a lot of shit.
you can get men do the same job for a lot more money and they wouldn't do it half as well. females brain work differently they are way better at multitasking.
that's how you make a company stop working. good luck with your shit advice!
they are also employees. and they have a right for safe work environment to a degree. that is sadly why i can't keep a pet tiger in the office... or a giant spider. that would be cool too.
well in the past few years we doubled the company income every year them bitches sure know how to ruin shit huh?

Flameblow
Flameblow

Hookworms. Look it up.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

good lord what a horrible idea. People like this are reproducing? I thought most tattoo places refuse to do face tattoos because they are such are horrible idea.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

faggot
XDDD

Go and be 12 somewhere else, boy

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Why do all women type this?

Embarassing

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Profitable firms should have mostly women since they make 70 cents for every dollar a man makes so a company can just eliminate 30% of expenses by just hiring women

askme
askme

For what, a position at Hot Topic?

FastChef
FastChef

what the fuck are you smoking? is it crack? it's bad for you user. drugs are bad.

viagrandad
viagrandad

;)

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

in that case they can just automate all of the jobs
those highly compensated, white collar jobs that require a lot of heuristic reasoning and creativity
that will be cheapest and obviously the work will get done

Spamalot
Spamalot

you can only automate highly menial jobs for now.
any job that entails creativity personal contact and intuition for now is safe from automation for a couple of decades.

Emberfire
Emberfire

I'm seeing double, six crusty!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Also hey Chris

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