Hello retards

hello retards
tomorrow im going to the bmw dealership to pick up my m4(great power comfort, and also looks terribly cool) which ive bought brand new. how are you faggots doing with your tuned shitboxes or whatever the fuck youre driving noawadays, 1990 miatas? get a real car you fucking kids.
pic related the color i got

Those mirrors are just plain silly

When you want to feel better abour yourself by going on a Vietnamese knitting forum to post about your new bimmer

great for you but why do you have to be such an asshole though ?

I'm not even mad. I 2poor2afford any decent two-seater. Even used one.

How much did daddy pay for it? also timestamp

Slow piece of shit. I could smoke the fuck out of that in my 1994 EG hatch with a couple of simple mods:

- 10 point cage with Parachute
- 3 piece discontinued JoJo frontend
- spec-R full drag suspension
- Fuel cell with -8 lines from tank to motor
- 1 044 bosch pump
- 1200 rc injectors
- golden eagle sleeved block
- cp 10:1 pistons
- Eagle rods
- arp headstuds
- oem h22 headgasket
- Balance shaft delete
- competition clutch twin disc
- Port and polished head
- skunk2 valve springs and retainers
- Str cam gears
- crower stage 1 cams
- aluminium radiator with slim fan
- gsr transmission with itr lsd.
- qsd h2k intake manifold adapter
- k20 rbc manifold
- qsd throttle body spacer
- blox 70mm throttle body
- 4bar omni map sensor
- 6al msd with coil and cap. 3 step launch control
- hks bov
- Turbonetics t74 t4 twinscroll. turbocharger.
- Custom t4 front facing turbo manifold with 44mm flange
- 44mm tial wastegate
- Custom water to air intercooler set up
- aem eugo wideband w/ gauge
- tuned on chipped p28
- 13 inch volks drag rims
- 2 15 inch volks rear rims
- arp extended wheel studs
- si cluster
- 150 shots of nitrous
im making 348 horsepower to the FRONT WHEELS because thats the only place the power should ever be

>didn't buy a 1M
how does it feel to be the run-of-the-mill nouveau riche kid with the most nigger tier car on the planet?

>SUPREME GENTLEMAN

Typical BMW owner lmao.

Bread on hood.

Where do you live? let's go for it, dig or roll. I've got a 630whp k24 sw20 lined up for you. I'll show you what a "tuned shitbox" will do.

>h22 headgasket
>k20 intake
>b18 tranny
>D16 ecu

Worst troll

t. small penis daddy money virgin

>being this new

>LARP thread

Nice LARP
Lurk moar faget

At least get it in a decent color

Nice bait, faggot. Keep Larping.
Even if it's true...
You're not special
I can afford an M4, they aren't that special or expensive...
...But I have better things to do with that money
Money won't buy you an imagination.
You're a cheap imitation of much better men than yourself.
I love watching fags like you try to buy a girlfriend with Daddy's money...
...Flaunting it doesn't impress people

Lol looks like any other 10k beamer

Honestly you’re just as pathetic as the OP

Nice copypasta dawg, atleast try harder if you troll.

Bait faggots lurk moar

Nice gold coupe faggot

Nice choice. Congrats from a long time BMW owner.

>dealership
>paying 60k for a car worth 25k minus the badge

Cool, but you won't be as cool as me!

Pic related; me and my Tesla.

I'll be sure to key every single M4 I see in that colour just on the off chance that it's you OP.

I’ll smoke you with my stage 2 mk7 R

Congratulations user.

I myself just picked up an older 2002 S-class for $2000 or so. It may not be a fancy new car, but it's still got the German quality and comfort despite its age.
Anyway, enjoy your new car and keep it maintained and clean. Who knows, maybe I'll buy it in 15 years.

Congrats. Just remember to come back in a month once you've written it off trying to do something "you saw on tv"

I drive a 22 year old corolla haha, I'm glad you're happy though

Still waiting on those pics. Or are you a liar?

why does your car have less power than a corvette?

true lmao

>hello retards
>buys BMW