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>2017
>still watching hafu
There are better arena girl streamer user

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Can we ban token decks from card games now? Thanks

I sacrifice ten years of my life to Moloch so that whoever reads this post will have their life cursed for one year.

Jokes on you my life is already cursed

What are you even playing?

xth for filthy elves!

I like this deck a lot.

What are some other fun decks?

Is Eloise doing porn yet?

Lol, nice try kiddo

JOKES ON YOU. I am protected by Kek.

have you Exodia Uther? I'd play the shit out of it if I had Beardo

>Pancake tits
Nope

Im Christ incarnated you fool, your existence is but an illusion

I fucking love Druid.

>have Lich King
>have Ysera
>have Prince Taldaram
Ok, how do I make this works?

Also, recently disenchanted Mayor Noggenfogger, actually, I regret that

Why is everything that isn't a druid playing bloodsail corsair and patches?

Big Priest
Highlander Priest
Exodia Paladin
Control Hunter

>Craft 2 Hydras and 2 Living Mana for Aggro Druid but no Patches

or

>Craft 2 Murloc Warleader and 2 gentle saurus for Murloc Paladin but no Tarim.

Help this f2p making decision here, /hsg/

Murlockeks eternally blown the BTFO the fuck out

1st one
Has more winrate than Paladin Murloc and wont suffer from the inevitable nerf to jade druids

His hero power should be 1mana honestly

>opponent Jade plays UI on turn 6, making him recover completely
>I concede the unwinnable game, but still have to wait through the whole UI animation before it works

Life is suffering

Why are Priest mirrors so fucking miserable? It's the biggest fucking RNG shitfest. Woops, they Thoughtstole all your bombs and removal while you got their fucking Northshires and Potions of Madness! Better luck next time!

>Playing Priest
>Complaining about typical Priest RNG

Go fuck yourself, you nigger faggots deserve every bit of ""bad"" RNG coming your way.
No remorse for cocksuckers

>try to play a fun deck in casual
>turn 1 4/4 raven

Is arfus any good without nzoth?

Getting whirlwinds on demand every turn with battle rages and whatnot is actually insane, the DK is actually very good even as it is right now.

The only issue are all the other warrior cards and the fact that most other classes are just stupidly OP right now, whereas control Warrior is only "balanced".

If I had to rank the classes, it'd be something like this:

Playing wild decks in standard:

Druids
Paladins

Actually balanced classes:

Mages
Shamans
Warriors
Warlocks
Priests

Down in the dumpster:
Rogue
Hunter

>Lich King is unbeatable with standard warrior
Sugoi blizzard, good game

No, I'd rather play him without N'Zoth to avoid the downsides.

Seriously though, if you have Arfus put him in a N'Zoth deck. If you don't have Arfus then just don't craft him.

I got him in a pack, i dont have nzoth. Just seeing how fucked i got

>N'Zoth Deathknight Reno Hunter in wild
This is the most fun i had in a while

About as fucked as Professor Putricide, Prince Valanaar and Moorabi, but less fucked than Prince Taldaram or Blood-Queen and more fucked than just about any other legendary not mentioned here.

arfus isn't even "good" with nzoth.
In a very slow non priest matchup where value does matter than I guess he's kind of okay but you don't really play those matchups ever.

Jade druid is just one of those decks that is completely unbeatable with the right draws. It has no bad matchups, it has no counters. They don't even have to be god-draws, just let them survive until turn 6-7 and you almost certainly lost.

As an old druid player, the first couple of days I was actually happy that druid was top of the meta again considering that jade had actually a poor winrate towards end of ungoro. This is too far though. For a class to have 3-4 tier 1 decks at the same time is fucking stupid, this is genuinely worse than shamanstone since shaman could at least draw poorly, and once you stabilised, you could recover.

when will we get the choose your champion packs?

Sounds like rank 20 material, not gonna lie. I imagine it's heavily carried by old broken deathrattles like Shredder, Belcher or Mad Scientist.

One of my final bosses to rank 5 was Giants Warrior. That deck is no meme. I was playing Murlocs and the game was frighteningly close. If Druids weren't so busted right now, the deck would be played a lot more.

Ok lads, what to craft. DK Guldan or Black Knight?

That's not even what Priest Mirrors come down to. It's whoever draws both parts of their Raza+DK combo first wins.

I'M IN CHARGE

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>If Druids weren't so busted.
The funny thing is that Arcane Giants are rotating out at the same time as Jade so it never had a chance to begin with.

>get a great rogue deck for arena
>3 easy wins
>get matched to 3 perfect countering warlocks following that

why the fuck do i get matched against 3 warlocks in a row anyway where is the variety youre not telling me literally everyone was playing warlock in the entire arena server

What does the meta look like if only Druid was deleted?

>Rank 1
>Get queued against nothing but bottom-of-the-barrel legend players with unpredictable meme decks.

I could be here a while..

Aggro pally, pirate warrior and priest here and there because they can high-roll against aggro

I too, enjoy winning.

Seriously though, it sucks to see my favorite class become the most hated because of one archetype :(

>one archetype
user, there's like three-four archetypes that are all complete cancer.

fuck Ben Brode

>because of one archetype
>druid players are this blind
LEAVE THIS PLACE

Control warrior comes back. As bad as druid is I'll take jades over red fedora man any day.

The meta right now is dominated by stupid high-roll decks and jade druid.

Murloc pally is 100% dependant on drawing that good curve early game so they can buff the board with Megasaur.

Aggro druid is super reliant on turns 1-2. You can easily draw and opening hand of Swipe - Mark of the Wild - Hydra and just lose right there.

Big priest is the most retarded coinflip deck I've ever seen.

The occasional evolve shaman is just pure rng when it comes to evolves, you could evolve your 5/5 into a 1/1 just as easily as you could evolve a 1/1 into a 7/8. It's just stupid.

This is the worst meta we've had in a while

Every meta has been the worst meta we've had in a while except for Ungoro which was so bland it barely made an impact on constructed

Moorabi sometimes works okay

# 2x (1) Fire Fly
# 2x (1) Glacial Shard
# 1x (2) Bloodmage Thalnos
# 2x (2) Flametongue Totem
# 2x (2) Jade Claws
# 2x (3) Hot Spring Guardian
# 2x (3) Igneous Elemental
# 2x (3) Mana Tide Totem
# 2x (4) Jade Lightning
# 2x (4) Jade Spirit
# 1x (5) Bloodlust
# 1x (5) Hallazeal the Ascended
# 2x (5) Servant of Kalimos
# 1x (6) Aya Blackpaw
# 2x (6) Fire Elemental
# 2x (6) Frost Elemental
# 1x (6) Moorabi
# 1x (8) Kalimos, Primal Lord
#
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#

BRM meta was kind of fun, honestly, even if patron was bullshit. Plus everyone was content for longer than a couple of weeks when LoE came out. Those were good expansions.

I'm just saying there will always be a top dog and people will always complain about something
Not to say Druid isn't overtuned at the moment, but I'm sure there'll be another scapegoat very soon after he's nerfed

When will blizzard make hunter great again?

Never, because Blizzard is fucking shit at balance and they keep trying to push control / midrange hunter without giving them any fucking card draw or healing.

>bring out your dead
>i feell icky
hopefully never

You see user, we have to make sure people at all ranks have fun and Hunter is the best class at the lower ranks so we have to be mindful of what we print for hunter. Here, have a toxic arrow.

Never because hunter still shits on lowbies.

No my nigra, that's what makes it great. Everyone hates druid and it has always been my favorite class. Then there's the bonus of being able to make literally any druid deck and play it on ladder with a 90+% winrate

That's not my point, user. We've almost always had a shit aggro meta, mid-range at best, but the meta we have right now is filled with high variance decks. Previously the games might have been quick, or unfair, but at least you know what to expect and decks were consistent. With stuff like aggro druid or big priest you might as well flip a coin.

Now come back mechanics are irrelevant (unless you're druid), aggro loses and wins on their mulligan, and control decks rely on a big Barnes on turn 4. Despite releasing interesting cards, it feels like skill matters less than ever.

This. You can get away with fucking CThun Druid right now.

disguisedtoast.com/decklists/3095-r5-legend-pirate-warrior

chillwind yeti... nice

>bottom-of-the-barrel legend players with unpredictable meme decks.
why would anyone reach legend and not switch to 100% fun decks

So I just made a pretty janky Weapon deck for my paladin, but it seems to be working reasonably well in casual. people have some hard time dealing with a 15/15

BASED TOAST

Exactly. I'm working on transitioning all my druid cards to gold to celebrate the golden age of HS.

I'm not complaining about people playing shit decks. I'm complaining that I'm getting queued against them randomly and getting cockblocked by them when matchmaking is supposed to match me against other serious players at high rank.

Guarantee thats Phantom Freebooter and toast's code is so shit that it can't recognize the new cards. Can't believe he didn't delete this site already.

>>This is the worst meta we've had in a while
More like in all of hearthstone history. It's never been worse than this.

>chillwind yeti
why

Really solid content, Toast

no, freebooter has been working in decks just fine

Just use the brewmasters for now

Skelemancer in murloc paladin is bad right? Seems like just a win more card.

...

Skelemancer is probably the best Spikeridged Steed target out there, and most certainly can find a spot in the more Midrange-y builds of Murloc Pally. The more Tempo versions that run shit like Grimscale Chum can't afford to be that slow, however.

>win more card.
It's protection from aoe. It makes it so that you don't have to concede after a single board clear.

If you click the source it shows you the deck and where did it come from.

NO BACKSIES BLACK MAGIC SECRECT LOCK & KEY NO BLACK MAGIC PALADIN SWEARS!

Depends what kind of deck you're running. If you go the slower route with 2x Spikeridged and 2x Bone Mare, he's great. If you want the faster route with Grimscale Chum, he's too slow.

Friendly reminder that i predicted the yeti meta

>Tity

Thanks Mohzez

No (She has a ton of cosplay s*x though)

>s*x
what did he mean by this?

We did it Reddit

No pirates, only armor tipping.

I don't get why you wouldn't play anything else. Especially Corsair.

Sax, she's very adept in the musical arts

She can blow my trumpet anytime

I would have respected you more if you went pirates.

Yeah it's shit. has nothing to do with "win more." If you can't buff it's a 5 mana 2/2.

I heard Pirate Warrior is bothering you goyim. Now pay up

Its turn 5 and my opponent plays infestation. What do I do?

dont worry user, i just got my gold from pirates a few days ago. you can root for me instead!

Im a faggot and didnt actually post my card. desu.