> News - The new Salmon Run map Lost Outpost has been released! - The new stage Manta Maria has been released! - The Sloshing Machine is out! - The Forge Splattershot Pro comes next week with the Bubble Blower Special - New Splatfest - Which superpower would you rather have: Flight or Invisibility? (September 1st/2nd)
>shoot at somebody using Splashdown >hit him two times, one of which is a direct hit >they don't die >end up dying to their Splashdown instead I know I've killed people in the middle of their Splashdown before, do they have Ink Armor-like shields while they do it or something?
Kevin Sanders
WOOMY
Jackson Murphy
>Someone independently posted my woomy before I did y-you too
Cooper Bennett
Sex with Callie!
Colton Jenkins
...
Michael Rogers
Mating press with special woomy
Wyatt Clark
Finger a woomy
Ryan Parker
Buttsex with slut woomy
Christopher Garcia
gangbang her
Andrew Stewart
...
Josiah Flores
Can we reroll?
Connor Rivera
Why are you replying to yourself?
Jonathan Jenkins
They get ink armor at the peak
Evan Cox
...
Isaac Edwards
What do you guys think about the new Bubble Blower special?
David Garcia
Gotta get in early, once they go down, they're invincible.
Benjamin Collins
Rollin
Jeremiah Hernandez
it blows
Matthew Gray
Well that explains that inconsistency, thanks.
Mason Robinson
...
Xavier Powell
Roll
Thomas Gomez
...
Jayden Thompson
my man
Charles Turner
...
Jose Murphy
did i win?
Xavier Johnson
worth a shot
Austin Perez
>Finally roll first perfect clothing item >It's the splatfest shirt I'm going to end it all, lads
Jayden Davis
She looks like she could take it
Landon Walker
If you had basic reading comprehension, you would see that at least one of those posts cant be his
Adam King
>wears a helmet so she doesn't get ink in her tentacles
Leo Morgan
>salmon run without flyfish >difficult but managable >salmon run with flyfish >fucking bullshit
Leo Howard
What's a mating press? Is it like a swing?
Bentley Barnes
Salmon Run room up, come on you fucks.
Kayden Sullivan
>he doesn't know
Jackson Williams
Samefag
Kevin Smith
just google it
Hunter Diaz
strawberry isn't a fruit
Chase Edwards
But inking a woomy's tentacles is the best part
Xavier Smith
inb4 wrinkles
Evan Cox
try again
Jaxon Evans
I enjoy this meme
Adam Sullivan
Grandma you can't call Marina the O word in public!
Ryder Lewis
We're not doing this shit again.
Christian Jenkins
Just tell me what it is.
Benjamin Sanchez
They are many, while they are none.
Black ink when?
Aiden Baker
oh yeah?
Adam Kelly
SPECIAL WOOMY
Andrew Howard
Fucking /ink/ ruined glasses headgear for me. I can never unsee it now.
Leo Sanchez
Don't start the mating press thing again just don't reply
Gavin Diaz
These freaking randoms sucks today we need a rank after profresh
Juan Gomez
...
Ian Davis
>500 years in photoshop.png
Nolan Barnes
Unsee what?
Parker Powell
Like a Salary Man? Salmory Man? Sea PA? Sea OO?
Kevin Walker
>the (You) is on the guy accused of replying to his own post Nice try, samefag.
Liam Lopez
ExEGGutive
Colton Ross
hope I'm not too late.
Isaac Robinson
DELETE THIS
Gabriel Green
...
Lucas Campbell
Manager
Eli Perez
The chunks better be good
Adam Brooks
Eggsistant manager.
Benjamin Jones
The shadows from glasses make squids look old in the equip menu.
Jonathan Flores
Wow, you guys are desperate.
Ryder Brown
Eh, glasses suck anyway hats > glasses
Matthew Campbell
I want my woomy to be impregnated
Dominic Gomez
I'll never understand this autism. Your squids look like all the other squids. There aren't that many clothing options.
Jace Morgan
yes
Gavin Kelly
really making me think
Levi Evans
Then be a man and do it yourself
Carter Brooks
RICH
Brayden Diaz
>desperate for taking part in one of the more fun pastimes of the thread
Jack Lewis
High-functioning autism is common in /ink/.
Landon Smith
As expected. Princesses only get the best
Ryan Walker
Manta Maria feels kind of small but at least it isn't Moray Towers.
Matthew Sullivan
Nice edit.
Nicholas Jones
Her daddys owns the king brand. Her shit on fleek
Jonathan Hill
(You)
Austin Kelly
Told ya.
John Cox
rerolling for
Jose Foster
are re-rolls okay?
Julian Baker
weapon rotation for today?
Isaiah Reed
So /ink/, what's your weaponfu?
Benjamin Morales
FUCKING SHIT
Blake Bell
L3, Splash, Blaster, Charger. Short ranges and low fire rate.
Blake Martin
Enperry Splat Dualies
Elijah Lopez
...
Jacob Rivera
Forge Splattershot Pro. My baby got me to S in the first game.
Logan Brown
regular charger
Brody Evans
How even? Stingray is borderline unusable, wouldn't firefin be better?
Carson Johnson
The Jet
Justin Edwards
What the fuck do I do with 7 cold blood drink tickets?
Oliver Martinez
This even more makes me think producers put these 2 together rather than them being friends from the start
Jaxon Fisher
Level up your splatfest tee for even faster scrubs
Nicholas White
people don't understand the power of the stingray, the thing has a bigger hitbox even if you are not listening the hits connect you still do damage with it, also its great for killing the RM carrier and getting people off the tower
Wyatt Carter
nozzlenose is supposed to be your other long range and high fire rate weapon but it's kind of shit at either
Christopher Cooper
But what do I wear as a hat/shoes that won't just end up netting me a ton of junky cold blood chunks?
Samuel Robinson
>he doesn't know
Sebastian Collins
I just got the game and I've been really enjoying the regular blaster. I always feel as if I'm helping my team, I always get the most kills but I can never splat enough terrain with the low fire rate. Should I switch to a different weapon or is there a blaster variant I can get down the line that's better?