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> News
- The new Salmon Run map Lost Outpost has been released!
- The new stage Manta Maria has been released!
- The Sloshing Machine is out!
- The Forge Splattershot Pro comes next week with the Bubble Blower Special
- New Splatfest - Which superpower would you rather have: Flight or Invisibility? (September 1st/2nd)

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- pastebin.com/h04p6aqy
> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- imgur.com/a/eV8p0
> S2 New weapon stats
- imgur.com/a/NFzgv

> Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- leanny.github.io/splat2/

> Resources
- pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL

> Wiki
- splatoonwiki.org/

> User Stats
- splatoon.nintendo.net/

> View Nintendo switch online services on your PC
- github.com/OatmealDome/LoungeChair/releases/tag/v1.0.6422.34538

> Add your FC to the list of FC below:
- docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

> List of FC:
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

> Splatoon 1 Artbook
- archive.org/details/TheArtOfSplatoon

>shoot at somebody using Splashdown
>hit him two times, one of which is a direct hit
>they don't die
>end up dying to their Splashdown instead
I know I've killed people in the middle of their Splashdown before, do they have Ink Armor-like shields while they do it or something?

WOOMY

>Someone independently posted my woomy before I did
y-you too

Sex with Callie!

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Mating press with special woomy

Finger a woomy

Buttsex with slut woomy

gangbang her

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Can we reroll?

Why are you replying to yourself?

They get ink armor at the peak

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What do you guys think about the new Bubble Blower special?

Gotta get in early, once they go down, they're invincible.

Rollin

it blows

Well that explains that inconsistency, thanks.

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Roll

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my man

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did i win?

worth a shot

>Finally roll first perfect clothing item
>It's the splatfest shirt
I'm going to end it all, lads

She looks like she could take it

If you had basic reading comprehension, you would see that at least one of those posts cant be his

>wears a helmet so she doesn't get ink in her tentacles

>salmon run without flyfish
>difficult but managable
>salmon run with flyfish
>fucking bullshit

What's a mating press? Is it like a swing?

Salmon Run room up, come on you fucks.

>he doesn't know

Samefag

just google it

strawberry isn't a fruit

But inking a woomy's tentacles is the best part

inb4 wrinkles

try again

I enjoy this meme

Grandma you can't call Marina the O word in public!

We're not doing this shit again.

Just tell me what it is.

They are many, while they are none.

Black ink when?

oh yeah?

SPECIAL WOOMY

Fucking /ink/ ruined glasses headgear for me. I can never unsee it now.

Don't start the mating press thing again just don't reply

These freaking randoms sucks today
we need a rank after profresh

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>500 years in photoshop.png

Unsee what?

Like a Salary Man? Salmory Man? Sea PA? Sea OO?

>the (You) is on the guy accused of replying to his own post
Nice try, samefag.

ExEGGutive

hope I'm not too late.

DELETE THIS

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Manager

The chunks better be good

Eggsistant manager.

The shadows from glasses make squids look old in the equip menu.

Wow, you guys are desperate.

Eh, glasses suck anyway
hats > glasses

I want my woomy to be impregnated

I'll never understand this autism. Your squids look like all the other squids. There aren't that many clothing options.

yes

really making me think

Then be a man and do it yourself

RICH

>desperate for taking part in one of the more fun pastimes of the thread

High-functioning autism is common in /ink/.

As expected. Princesses only get the best

Manta Maria feels kind of small but at least it isn't Moray Towers.

Nice edit.

Her daddys owns the king brand. Her shit on fleek

(You)

Told ya.

rerolling for

are re-rolls okay?

weapon rotation for today?

So /ink/, what's your weaponfu?

FUCKING SHIT

L3, Splash, Blaster, Charger.
Short ranges and low fire rate.

Enperry Splat Dualies

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Forge Splattershot Pro. My baby got me to S in the first game.

regular charger

How even?
Stingray is borderline unusable, wouldn't firefin be better?

The Jet

What the fuck do I do with 7 cold blood drink tickets?

This even more makes me think producers put these 2 together rather than them being friends from the start

Level up your splatfest tee for even faster scrubs

people don't understand the power of the stingray, the thing has a bigger hitbox even if you are not listening the hits connect you still do damage with it, also its great for killing the RM carrier and getting people off the tower

nozzlenose is supposed to be your other long range and high fire rate weapon but it's kind of shit at either

But what do I wear as a hat/shoes that won't just end up netting me a ton of junky cold blood chunks?

>he doesn't know

I just got the game and I've been really enjoying the regular blaster. I always feel as if I'm helping my team, I always get the most kills but I can never splat enough terrain with the low fire rate. Should I switch to a different weapon or is there a blaster variant I can get down the line that's better?