/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

164cm 53kg...

aaaah sissy
from?

Germany. And what do you mean? I can't help being smaller than most guys.

How do I smoke the sniper window in Mirage from safety? Saw someone doing it from spawn once.

google.com/search?q=mirage window smoke

Sorry I don't use botnets.

How did you make that post, then?
And don't tell me you paid for a pass because that's even worse

Well said.

it's better to just do a smoke at the root of catwalk that will block vision from connector and short as well
then when you have some mid control you can do the basic window smoke

no ill intent, good settings
easy to mandhandle

I'm hard to handle though, you may not be up to the task.

well your handle better be hard else it wouldn't be any fun

Haha
bend over then

hold on, I think you're misunderstanding your purpose as a gf

HenryG is like the annoyed big brother of Harry

finally got my rank my dudes

>try stretched
>try widescreen
>can't really decide
>try black bars
>feels great
I just don't know. I'm not even using 4:3 but ratios between 7:5 and 3:2 but no matter how close I shove my face up to my screen widescreen just doesn't feel as good.

what monitor are you using?

clips.twitch
.tv/InterestingLaconicSeahorseBlargNaut

>haven't played CS since Source
>finally ordered the parts for an okay computer
>gonna play GO for the first time

What am I in for?

guys
what are some good plastic top mousepads? preferably full black

Do you guys remap crouch to C?

specs?

c is my he grenade. my control key is my crouch but its where capslock is on a normie keyboard.
i think logitech makes some not sure tho and not sure if thatll suit your needs

nothing special, some old 1080p 23" display that at least goes up to 75Hz

R3 1300x
GTX 1050Ti
2 x 4gb RAM @ 2400

Pls no bully. I'm guessing I will get a decent framerate

the greatest iteration of CS so far
no, C is on a pretty discomfortable location compared to ctrl, at least for me
do you have a 120+ hz monitor? if not I'd highly recommend one

hell no
I guess it's usable if you press it with thumb, jumping can be done with mousewheel and you're not likely to jump and crouch at the same time much anyways

Feels bad having manlet hands and not being able hold ctrl comfortably. I Guess I will change it to a mouse button.

Nah, just a standard 60hz. I kinda have a poverty build so there's no point in an expensive 144hz monitor

>Feels bad having manlet hands and not being able hold ctrl comfortably.
uh what? my hands are xbox hueg and i can hold control real comfy my dude

I meant to say that my hands are small.

is there a Veeky Forums server?

eh, with those specs it shouldn't be hard to pull at least 150fps, lower resolutions with low graphics hardly demands any GPU, and ryzen is very good
just saying, playing at 120+ is such a helluva lot nicer experience
I used to play on an old 60hz IPS and upgraded just last month and jesus, it's like night and day when it comes to response time and fluidity

I would def like a 144hz monitor but I would rather buy a R5 1600 or 1060 first

Is this game dead?

game is alive and well. nothing worth talking about tho since everything has been discussed. if you want to show your sick plays and have people critique your skills, then go right ahead.

do you feel bad when you win a game but did poorly?

if i'm not topfragging with at least 2 in kdr i feel pathetic and weak

9 decides what I name my AUG akiba

nigger

>play ESEA for the first time in like 3 months
>bomb in b- with 9.8rws

Feels fucking bad, played like a dumbass.

shroud is gone from c9 and now theyre completely unlikable. nothing to talk about anymore about na cs

Why have you not yet moved on to the superior Rainbow Six Siege?

rg6 is barely standing

its a bad game and it'll never be as big as CS

...

Normal gun battle, what am I supposed to be seeing

You should look more.

yea look at that retards viewmodel

>someone has a different view model then me
>call him a retard
Your mom called she needs you in bed.

shits pixelated asf nigga

I don't win if I don't top frag, period.
I have had incredibly bad luck when it comes to matchups. I cross my fingers and hope that I'm not up against a team that I should be matched with instead, but I'm always against better players than my team.

rank?

this is the best I can do.

I remap it to caps lock because I'm not retarded.

are you saying he should have been dead bc it was a hs, THROUGH THE WALL?

no.

Mge

who /dont make callouts/ here?
who /have mic but dont talk/ here?

What do you use for voice chat then?

Q.

I am 94 years old and have lived my whole life as a sub in a bsdm twink in a san Francisco fetish community I filmed 4 hours of man on man BSDM anal prolapse sex today.

but your post is the gayest thing I have ever seen in my life

That's stupid, if you use caps or mouse buttons you can make voice coms while in a gunfight without dying.

This general literally dies with

It always dies around 2-6pm in murican time, strayan bed time. Get your shit together burgers, we can't bump the goddamn thread 24/7.

how often are there hackers in non prime mg ranks?

50% of the time

Has anyone got anything decent from the fucking operation?
All I get are fucking greys and shit-tier blues.

cases or just drops? never opened the cases but drops ive gotten a few 5-9 dollar skins then sold them right away

I've gotten like 3 hydra cases, nothing worthwhile.
My skine drops have all been $0.03 shitters

STOP BEING DED

I SAID STOP

>set my desktop res to the same 4:3 as my csgo
>its like a new fucking game
try it magog so much smoother and more responsive its like night and day

lmao everyone is playing superior qc deal with it nerd

I like using 16:9

Quake isn't superior, fagboi

Splash damage weapons are basically auto-aim, unless every single kill you get is a direct hit, you're just a pleb relying on a gimmick to compensate for your shit aiming ability

At least my shots go where I'm aiming lmao
Nice stopping mechanics way more fun than going faster

>I'm an ADHD child who can't sit still for 1 second or the game becomes boring to me

youtube.com/watch?v=ezM3yeQ1vEo
Kek. Quakebots btfo, the guy struggles against silvers and walks around like a retard.
There's no strategy in the movement in quake, it's just >gofast and try to play 1v1's the whole game, frantically trying to flick a missile around and get kills from AOE attacks, or shoot a laser beam that kills almost instantly from half a second of holding it on him.

why is this general dead

>

hiko so pretty

>if you play cs like you play quake you're bad
wow it's almost like their different games really makes you think
you try hiding in a bitch ass corner in quake like you do in cs and see how it goes

Hiko already did that and it worked out fine, he got kills despite being shit at bhopping. It's not like a bunch of random silvers played quake at the pax either, only austismals who like quake actually try it out.

youtube.com/watch?v=RUr7y54--uU

bless this thread

pretty fat

Damn, Hiko should sell merchandise; that cap nice.

Don't bully Hikikomori

Why would sex god bless that post

>2v2
>bomb carrier had gotten dropped somewhere but teammates died after that
>I'm on A, teammate's on B
>ask if we still have the bomb
>[silence]
>he gets killed and they plant, I die rotating to B
>[SCREEEEEE WHY YOU DIDN'T ROTATE EARLIER]
why do people do this