/lozg/ - The Legend of Zelda General

The tale of the Hero of the Sands edition
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>Soundtrack

How the fuck is that sheath supposed to work?

>more Gerudo shit
YAMETE

I think that Riju's mom should have been killed by the Yiga when they stole the Thunder Helm

Zelda's mom should have been poisoned by the prophet who was a Yiga

Mipha's mom probably died of old age

>Hatino homes have a watercloset attached to the back outside wall.
>Gerudo homes have running water passing through the interiors.
>Rito homes have an elevated perch cut into the back wall of their homes.
>Zora have running water everywhere.
>Gorons remain an enigma, but there is plenty of lava around.

why Gerudo is the new hotness also it's been a long time since we saw them in a game. Give it another main game or two and assuming we're still playing or posting they'll be old hat

I'm assuming quick release on the gold part

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Birbs

Why do the fish have breasts?

To seduce Hylians

they look like breasts but are they really

so she can seduce Link

>It's another Gerudo edition thread

We need a final solution to the Gerudoboos. That and exile the Gerudos. Rebuild Arbiters Grounds. Race war now, etc.

The Legend of Riju: Winds of the Desert

Swimming muscles.

Flotation devices

>TP Zelda: wields sword and can use a bow and probably a competent fighter, serious, tactical, willing to lend her life force to save the life of someone not even from her world
>BotW Zelda: LOOK AT THIS FROG LINK (ﾉヮ)ﾉ*:･ﾟ

Why do the birbs have breasts?

Flight muscles

they excrete nutrients to sustain their young

To seduce the fish

for hylians to grope

With all due respect your highness, if you were more attractive than gerudos, I'd post you instead

Does Vah Ruta squirt when Mipha reaches climax?

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Yes, and its trumpeting sound echoes throughout the kingdom

BotW Zelda is a scientist, not a fighter, and she has Link around her all the time so she doesn't need to be one.

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>we wuz the hero of time n shit

>tfw no fish gf to rub your beak

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>having to hold the hand of someone with a frog fetish and cannot fight around a dangerous land

At least Link gets to look at a nice ass I guess.

File names

Getting to hold Zelda's hand sounds pretty good to me

just where is his talon going here

She spent her entire teen years trying to figure out an ipad, and only ever got the camera function to work. Link figured out the whole in less than a day and used it to save the world. Whatever Zelda is, she's bad at it.

Get this sick filth off here at once. This is a blue board.

>link has to wipe his hands off without her noticing
I wish they had included that detail in a memory

He can wipe his hands all he wants. Zelda is covered in frog goop and she's doing the cooking

That's how the Zora knew Link and Mipha were dating

would you eat zelda's cooking even if you knew that? she would be very upset if you didn't

What's she gonna do, cry about being useless at me?

Link has to touch Bokos, Lynels, Moldugas, Hinoxes, and Korok seeds, but he still cooks and you say jack shit.

No. Princess needs to be less sensitive about her feelings and go wash herself occasionally.

Her tights probably got dirty scooting around in the dirt like that. She definitely had to wash them that night...

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But link likes to smell of shark bait, it makes him more attractive to Zora

for some reason all the climbing gets me the most. he scales rock with his bare hands. probably tons of pebbles and lichen in whatever he cooks

Link doesn't want to attract Zora

>tfw no loftwing to fly on in BotW

it'd break the game also the game would probably have been delayed another 3 years for that

Because Link spent all his time riding fish girls.

>tfw no loftwing to eat in BotW

So unrealistic that we can't eat our horse

Horse is actually really nice and whenever it's available I choose it over beef

>Nintendo patches game to allow you to eat horse.
>Patch also enables horse god to eat you in revenge for it.

Malon wins yet again

Just kill and eat wild or boko horses

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Thank Hylia. Those controls are why I never beat SS

Anyone know japanese to give me the gist of this image

how many bastard fish children did Link have that are not searching foreign lands for their parents

Finley stayed near home.

Source on zora eggs taking 70 years to gestate after fertilisation?

Hyrule Historia

this curiosity is pain

Link is too thickheaded to seduce.

>arrow still in his side
>trying to remove his shirt without cutting it away
>moving the arrow up and down while it's still in his side
What the fuck are you doing Mipha? Are you trying to cause more damage so you can heal him longer?
That's pretty hot

why would you need to?

Emergency rations plus if it dies in battle you still get something out of it

this is canon now

Well if it was something that could only be obtained late to end game then i don't think it would really break the game, because you can fast travel with towers anyway. That isn't to say fast travel ruins the game though.

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You can't decide what's canon, Mipha. That's Nintendo's job.

I'm not Mipha I'm just a concerned citizen

This gives me flash backs to when I put Icy Hot on my balls.

TIL that the wands are their brooms

>They developed this fusion at an early age, so they could sneak in to watch adult theater productions.

Twinrova is a big girl, those brooms are taller than the sisters

so when it was continuously spouting while Link was running up the domain...

I wish Riju had 2 twins as advisers who wore Ruby and Sapphire accessories respectively

YES

If they were in game they'd also have the default exposed midriffs and high heels. Not sure if they'd wear dresses or pants

There's not much to pass the time when you're a trapped ghost ok

Definitely dresses. Pants when they transform

>Linkle is an actual character
Wew. I thought she was just an alternate costume or DLC or something

Makes a lot more sense for Riju to have advisers and not taking the Commander of the armed forces away from their important duties to act as one. Eeven if she weren't a child Gerudo doesn't seem like an absolute monarchy so there would be a government of some sort

Riju is gonna wake up with fleas.

>No political intrigue where scheming Gerudo women try to poison Riju and position themselves as chief
Or would it have to be a child? I don't get how it works

Their best bet is to find some buff Hylean and dye his hair red, so they can try to pass him off as a lost Gerudo male.

I feel like there would be tests for this kind of thing

Instead of Lynels posted in the gatehouses it would have been great if the doors opened on one and a horde of twenty bokos stormed out to fuck you up. For the nexus of evil Hyrule Castle was devoid of enemies

The tests involve a lot of touching from angry Gerudo ladies.

I disagree.

Or, as you walk to the center of the gatehouse, bokos jump from above while more come from the entrances.

Does Paya ever show you her birthmark?

no

No. I wonder how big it is

probably tiny