/shmupg/ - Shoot 'em Up General

>I've helped bugtest and playtest games for Cave and Degica.
a lot of good that did

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why does degica get shitplayers to playtest their games instead of people who are at the top of the farm score boards? really makes one contemplate.

they had jaimers to and he sucked, o self indulgent and good going for youtube bucks to play in intuitive ways to test for bugs. You dont need good players you need analytical ones.

this is now an stg crew thread pics thread

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implying you looks better

>aquas is the only one who plays games

explain this meme

can't dodge shit in touhou

because touhou is shit and therefore undodgeable.

people do lunatic no-miss no-bomb runs, and i can't even get past stage 4 on hard difficulty. i feel bad and want to give up on shmups

Practice!

use the vsync removal patch

or leave it on if you want superplayer-tier input lag

>superplayers adapt to input lag on the fly and get new WRs
>shitters scream and cry about 2ms lag making the game utterly impossible

This is true, my ps1 adapter adds a ton of lag i just adapted to it with batrider which is already laggy. I've said it a million times and i'll say it again westies want excuses all the time for being shit.

nostalgia

>implying you looks better

Yeah right, it's a well known fact that carpet solo chad riders are the most handsome mother fuckers in this shit. Go eat pizza off your tits beta fuccboi.

>forgetting aquas is better than both of you

he also looks much better
probably the german genes

who is this britcuck on the right?

rate me

>super meat boy
fag/10

pidor/10

oн би

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Why does shmupmame have galaga and space invanders, but not vanguard?!?

me (cee)

>he also looks much better
aquas you look like gay t-rex plz go.

school shooter/10

Nothing gay here, he is pretty manly

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clear then score, or score right from the start? i find playing for completion to be boring, but i'm too shit to score.

what game

ALLE
if a game has very simple scoring, i play on hardest difficulty straight away. but i feel step-by-step would be better.

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>clear then score, or score right from the start?
Why not both? Just don't go full shmup, but still try to score.

if i like scoring in game, i try to score

>Just don't go full shmup
don't worry i won't touch my dog

stream when

>gus fucks dogs
>kraut fucks children
>trap fucks men
>cee loves to juggle balls
this community needs to be eradicated

>and you still a virgin

>start the game
>immediatly bomb bunch of cars
>bomb a subway train
>bomb a car dealership
>bomb a bunch of police cars
is armed police batrider the most halal shmup?

Already got it on Switch. Fun game, but I did three playthroughs in like two days, so I'm pretty burned out for now.

>frenetic
aw shit

>muh score
>muh 1cc
you guys such autistic

how about the time attack/speedrun appeal? i watched some knuckles speedrunning in it and thought it looked like fun.

Haven't tried that yet but it looks kinda neat. Time Trials have never really been my thing though.

I have come to the conclusion that beat em ups are harder than shmups.

Bump

some are mostly due to zero balancing and dire cheap bosses.

セーブ

post daioujou 2 all

Beat 'em ups are challenging but they aren't as hard as the harder shmups out there, unless you count badly balanced shit like combatribes

meant for

Bump

Ded again

Demo for Senko no Ronde 2 just went up in the NA PS Store. Went up last week for our Eurofriends.

Go to sleep /shmupg/

Odd, I know I had that picture saved somewhere, but I can't find it now. Maybe it's just lost in the folder somewhere...

what's the daioujou 2-all of beat-em-ups? the US version of double dragon 3?

Michael Jackson's Moonwalker counterstop.

Aggresive Bump!

It is something I have been thinking about for a few weeks – why am I even apart of this community? I haven't been getting much enjoyment from playing and other people have seemed to hate it as well. The community is full of autists and trihards.

I hope that clarifies my feelings…. but please do not let this extensive clarification distract you from the fact that in 2016, Gus fucked a dog in a cuckshed, and plummeted his dick 16 millimeters through a dog's mouth.

ceexx? is that you?

What are some good shmup games to play?

Not a direct answer to your question, but I've found that, more often than not, things on their own are much better without the communities associated with them.

I stick around the community to laugh at the worst of it and get news faster. The rest of it is pointless.

Did trap15 kick you off STG Weekly again?

Like dog, western player is skill at sniff butthole, shit on lawn, and bark.

>tfw no cuckshed to fuck my pets in

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Stay off of Page 10!

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> Please tell us the history and reasons behind the decision to make the ship speed so slow.
>Another reason was that increasing the ship speed allows the player more freedom of movement, but that would mean that the make the routes the player could plan through each stage would become much more sloppy, and less strategic.
fast plebs btfo

Wat game

Well yeah, being faster is usually good. At least until you get to uo poko levels of speed

More gameplay depth is better than slightly sloppier routes

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you fucking Cream white knight? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Dog-fucking, and I’ve been involved in numerous bestiality orgies in Corona, and I have over 6,000,000 confirmed sexual encounter with female dogs. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top player in the entire shmup community. You are nothing to me but just another Jap. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Japan, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet you Cream white knight? Think again, vagina-lover. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of dogs across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, tranny gook. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, Chad. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 6,000,000 ways, and that’s just with my crippled hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of my parents' money and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the earth, you vagina-fuckers. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn Cream white knight. I will have my dog shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, slant-eye Chad Cream white knight vagina-fucker.

>blog post
>includes name because it's a cry for attention

translation = i can't handle the bantz and a game kicked my ass so everything is sucky and i must announce my leaving then bask in the bullshit comforting replies.

I assume that's raiden? i like slower ships to desu, better for precision and less ability to just cheese everything going around it.

Do you drive a Dodge Charger and work as a KFC manager?

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if slow ships were shallow pros wouldn't use them, but they do and get WRs with them, even in games where slow ships are underpowered like ccwi.

>tfw have been playing for 2 years and still haven't found a game I want to spend more than a hundred hours on

play sol divide

No we don't have dodge chargers in the uk, do you wear your sisters panties and play touhou whilst wanking to 2d porn? Your dad failed you and raised a sissy emo spastic, take your twiglet fingers and noodle arms and go bicep curl a pillow you massive cream puff.

play Imperishable Night!

>game is piss easy in practice mode
>bosses get 4x health and every enemy shoots more bullets in real run
fuck this poojin kusoge, why the fuck did they remove configurable rank from practice?

you should only play insane anyway dickhead.

i have to unlock it first, retard.

you can credit feed through to unlock it queef sneeze.