Dota 2 General - /d2g/

nara catfished everyone.
s4 got exposed as beta male.

no deep shit.

next arcana confirmed

it's been two weeks and drop period still haven't even started yet wtf

neither will she

>she(he)
FTFY

how tf did s4 get this chick in the first place

is naraposting allowed?

Luna will get metamorphosis

>s4 thought this was a dota player
wew lad

but will she get talent that makes it permanent

Is Norwegian bubu false too?

>random korean model is now world-renowned because of identity theft

nah she streamed with webcam couple of times
she is 6/10 at most anyway

>>s4 thought this was a dota player
>wew lad

>the state of our dota pros

this is embarrassing for the scene desu lads.

what did she mean by this?

it will replace lunar blessing
>yfw meta and moon glaives

Chicks just think they are the shit because of their bodies. Fucking disgusting.

>tfw you cant play any other hero after playing visage for 2 years

Anyone felt the same? I play like dogshit even with the simplest hero like CM or Lina. And battlecup fuckers always screen your profile for banning.

are you the 5k visage spammer?

thanks for all the lost mmr, dickhead

KELLY IS OUR FUCKING GIRL

SAY SORRY RIGHT NOW

(girl)

Wear Silver Ring
>-200% Awareness
>+200% Confidence
>+200% Calmness
>Unlock Sharp Stares
>Unlock Dota God status
>+200% Brain Calculation Speed
>+300% Micromanagement Skill
>Unlock semi-alpha status (I can't still talk to girls but with a ring, i don't tilt when walking close to cute one)

No Ring
>+200% Shy-awkward Retard Nature
>+500% Awareness
>+30% Edge
>Unlock Stutter
>Unlock Shaky Movements
>Unlock Awkward Walking
>Unlock Dota Ragelord
>Unlock Self-minded gameplay
>Unlock Unnecessary Smiling and Fake Laughter

Why are you not wearing a silver ring right now dotards?

new age mumbo jumbo is for people with too much money and not enough sense

i knew heard a psychology about this, fuck man I cant remember.

it goes like wearing some sort of like makeup, accessories or seductive clothes changes your identity by slight or much more.
i forgot what its called but i think thats it.

i think you mean personality my dude

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>awareness is bad

looks like you have the Retardo mode unlocked all the time friendo

flip it until its nicely grilled

>it's a teammate decides to sit 6 seconds in a dream coil and wait to get killed instead choosing to get stunned for 1.5 seconds and then running away to safety episode

delet this

literally best hero unless enemy picks lycan and fuck your shit

Necro is the best hero. There really is no competition.

>pick morph
>clone this nigga
>FREE maphack

are you sure its not free 24 armor at level 11 aka

C O N J U R A T I O N

LOL

>800 hp
no thanks

>release new hero
>suddenly, le bandwagon shooting meme drops 200-400k players for a month while losing hype and stability

go back to PUBGay

>casual no-skill fotm game has more players than hardcore competitive game
really makes your neurons fire off electrical signals at an elevated rate

>fotm
goty*

I love playing TB but I can't, it almost always ends the same way.
>your team is shit and don't know how to take advantage of your tricks
>the enemies ddos your safelane tower early and your teammates try to start some shitty fucking teamfights all around the map 4v5, instead of playing the space-game and letting you farm and splitpush until you have items to help them

WTF

time to release the patch by TOMMOROW ‼

ROFL

F-FREE ARMOR?

>enemy takes your safe lane
why don't you just tp to other lanes and push? stop playing rice simulator

6 Hp Regen T A L E N T

>PUBG killed overwatch, can't even get among the top games on twitch

what a time to be alive

Honestly I pick offlane TB just to counter AM. I enjoy watching AM picker running like a little bitch every stage of the game

What's a good internet plan to avoid lag spikes with this game?

That's what I do, I go places that don't have people trying to fuck my shit up yet and leave the premises when someone comes there to chase me or to stop me from pushing. The problem is that your teammates don't understand that they're playing 4v5 until you get your items, except at the times you get people chasing you trying to gank you or stopping your splitpushing. So because we have towers down they just go into retard pubtrain mode and keep picking 4v5 fights in places where I can't even tp to help them even in cases where I could turn it around by being there and they just keep feeding.

csgo as well

>play game
>my mid and carry 1000 mmr above me
>they suck i lose
>next game same cores same players
>"they are almost 1k above me they should know what they doing "
>they suck again
>lose
I can tell how much mmr reflects a players skill

>overwatch
18k
>starcraft 2
6k
>heroes of the storm
5k
>warcraft 3
1.5k
>diablo 3
0.9k

TOTAL: 32k

meanwhile...
>PUBG
73k

when will twitch cucks get together and do a mass suicide ending their pointless lives?

play the fucking video game

Video games are for children.

>blizzdrones
>playing games

What's the state of custom games in Dota 2?
I've really been waiting for some renewal from the good ol' WC3 days, but it doesn't seem like the games are diversifying at all, is the map creator bad or something like that?

>X Hero Siege still unfinished
>Vampirism is incomplete

mostly daed, maps still have bugs in them

valve knew they fucked up (never ending bugs that) so they ignore it for now and it doesn't matter since it doesn't generate money

map creators are upset because valve doesn't give them free money to make games

valve is too dumb to figure out a way to prevent leavers getting into custom games

I love Soe

store.steampowered com/app/469600/Legion_TD_2/

tfw beat the same Meepo booster twice in the same day

how sick would it be if they remade wc3 campaign in dota 2 engine, just switching names?

ez lawsuit from Blizz

Dude i seriously olayed with a guy 2k above me yesterday and he was ass. Then i played with my 2k friends and its like the game was a joke.
Idk sometimes.

People dont play their best all the time

Post a smiling s4, i need it for meme purposes

Are golden immortals going to be worth a shit a year from now?

what kind of build are you going that's forcing your team to 4v5 all the time?

good post animeneet

reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/6wh8hs/now_that_ti_is_over_can_we_give_a_little/

reddit spies everywhere

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thanks based redditspy

Is Earthshaker the perfect level of balance right now? Viable but not overpowered.

Nice game dotards. Can't even beat DayZ type of shooter games anymore rofl

no, necrophos is the perfect balanced hero

is this the best item in the game?

yes it is, followed close by halberd

>tfw no cute vampire hero

>pay around 4 bucks for trove carafe immortals
>people pay a dollar for them on steam market

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI

>this EE game
wew

That kind of answers my question. This is also the first and last time I'm giving valve any compendium money ever again. Seen it once, seen it all.

Thank you, here's a dead meme

>EE's use of voice chat

How does his team not tilt off the face of the earth?

Which heroes do you feel confident to double down with d2g?

So I just played with a feeding Void on my team. He started to feed from minute 0, and Im pretty sure it was a bot because he did this over and over again. Just running mid to their mid player or tower.

I tried to convince my team that we cn still do it, I was playing Necro and I was doing pretty good, but when I bought a courier at minute 8, bcause no one on my team wanted to buy i because they gave up already, the Void started to feed the courier too, so he runs mid and make the courier follow him, over and over again. hat the fuck is this and how do i avoid it? im pretty sure it was a bot

Any saving support like Dazzle or Oracle, because I played healer in various games for years and it's by far my best area.

post feminine penis

fuck out of here with that gay shit

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