Doug DeMuro

Why does Veeky Forums hate the terminal autism jew again? Besides the fact he gets paid to drive cars most busriders wish to drive.

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Wait, who hates him?

Because you asslicking faggots keep nonstop spamming him here

Me among others. He's an unfunny moron and his production value is garbage.

I hate him because he splits hairs about trivial shit on cars most people would never look at cockeyed, always nonsense like

>"OMG the glovebox on this Ferrari is SO small, I'm telling you guys, this car is totally bullshit!"

and

>"I can't believe CARMAX only wanted to give me $180000 for this new Maybach I tried to punk them into buying from me"

and

>"Damn it, this Bentley Bentyaga just SUCKS, I can't even fit my 96 oz Super Big Gulp of Sierra Mist inside the center cupholder, WTF!"

He never really drives the cars he just sits in them parked with a shitty camera angle to screw you out of even getting to see whether the interior is any good seeing there is a next to 99% chance he will not be seen driving the car at any point in the 10 minute long video for a given car.

>the terminal autism jew
You said it yourself

Who doesn't?
He's sounds like a real life version of Fred Fredber0ger and comes across as a trust fund baby that nit picks irrelevant details.
Excessive use of
>hilarious
>actually
>most x ever
He seems like a nice guy I'll give him that.
He seeme a bit ADD and needs to chill down a little.
He is also a major redditor.

>major redditor.
Worse, he worked for Jalopfag

I fully intend to be the next Doug DeMuro except my thing is going to be crawling into the engine bag instead of the back seat.

"Here's why this A-body mopar is the BEST vehicle you can buy for purposes of disposing of excess dead prostitutes"

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Just watch his "my ferrari 360" videos.

He liked the Giulia QV tho, I can't really hate him

Me, user. He's not funny, I don't envy nor admire him, and for being a car reviewer he does a shitty job at it. He reminds of you of every spoiled rich douche you went to school with that thinks everything he has around him sucks and thinks everything that's important in life is a fucking joke being tasked with making a video about the car his dad gave him from getting out of rehab

So what is hate then? The word itself is confusing to me know.

Definition of hate

1 a : intense hostility and aversion usually deriving from fear, anger, or sense of injury
b : extreme dislike or disgust : antipathy, loathing had a great hate of hard work
2 : an object of hatred
a generation whose finest hate had been big business —F. L. Paxson

>2 : an object of hatred
a generation whose finest hate had been big business

Wtf does that even mean?

>...does 0-60 in 5.9 seconds and gets a 2 out of 10.

5.9 is slow, ya know

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is there a proof of him being jew?

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I like his dry humor and borderline autistic nitpicking. He also has a good knowledge and seems to do pretty good research on the cars he talks about.

The Doug score is pretty stupid tho. Only the most modern super cars get good points on the weekend score. And only the most modern luxury cars get points on the daily score. Most cars get some points in both, and older supercars and luxury cars get lower scores even in "their" categories. What you really end up is that most cars he reviews get 50-something. That's just stupid.

Yes, every time he takes a reviewed car to CARMAX to get the tradein value.

>"WTF this CARMAX only wanted to give me $450K for this Bugatti Veyron with 5000 miles on it"

You only get a 40 on the Doug video score as you never told us what it cost new and you didnt crawl into the back seat

I dont like him because he has ties to the Aryan brotherhood.

This is true: look up Jordan Kert on faceberg, it's Doug DeMuros deep cover account where he interacts with anime nazis

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That isn't Veeky Forumsur guy Sc/o/tty

You couldn't tell by his last name? I thought Douglas Shecklestein was a pretty clear indicator.

What’s wrong with him having Jewish ancestors?

lmao

It separates boys from men.
Men enjoy it.

Never watched his videos because I dislike the click bait titles.

His content is ok but his voice and inflection is fucking annoying

he is worse than a jew he is, allah forgive me, an italian.

italishits should never be forgiven for their short comings (literally)

Is this man actually talking about Doug DeMuro, or someone else? None of this is anything that Doug would ever say.

still better than matt farah bar none

I agree. Hes super autistic about reviewing cars and his ratings are complete arbitrary BS.

IMPORTANCE? what the FUCK does that mean? Importance? Every car gets a 6 or 7.

He also isn't even close to unbiased. Watch him comapare the Z06 to any other car.

>ITS ONLY GOT 600 HP
>ITS GOT GM PARTS
>I DONT LIKE THE STYLE
>ITS JUST LOOKS LIKE ANY CORVETTE SO BORING NOT EXOTIC NOT COOL
>INTERIOR IS BORING

Then watch him review an F40 or MB Station wagon
>WOAH SLEEPERS ARE AWESOME LOVE IT WHEN YOU CANT TELL ITS FAST
>WOAH THE INTERIOR IS SO SIMPLE AND BASIC SO GREAT
>(doesnt mention it has the same MB parts as any other MB)
>(doesnt mention simple boring interior in f40)

really made me think doug.

Also, the driving section is a summary of driving down a high way on ramp.

>accelerates
>hahaha wow
or
>ehhh its ok power wise

woah doug great reviews buddy. kys.

this is literally better than 99% of all reviewers out there

he's italian you stupid fucks

I hate him for selling his snek

i know he likes the fucc but i didn't know he liked the succ

>people here annoyed by him because he seems like a stuck-up richfag

....how? the guy is completely open about how he buys old shit from carmax. Even his aston martin probably cost no more than 50 or 60k

if you guys hate doug because of this, go watch those hundreds of channels starring arab kids reviewing bugattis and picking up their new "toys"

Because he doesn't really like cars, he likes quirks. He could just as easily be into phones or some shit. He's the epitome of Reddit numale.

I don't like him because his reviewing is pretty awful its not really substantiated by anything especially when he rates shit on a "doug" score, he doesn't do anything indepth like a lot of other reviewers are.

I don't know, I just watch Matt Wattson's videos, they're much more fun

Hes like the presenter in the education videos you had to watch in the 90s at school, except it's no the 90s and you're not at school.

REV UP YOUR QUIRKS AND FEATURES!

Our actual guy is Mat Watson from Carwow

Not as bad as that one tiny youtube account that got linked here once. idk what happened to the kid but he was actually autistic. You couldn’t understand a fucking word he said and if you did it made 0 sense

the man is just too much of an obvious jew. Like if you want to know how to identify a jew study his mannerisms. I don't want to give MORE shekels to a jew to watch one roll around in shekels for 20 minutes.

>implying there are no Italian Jews

My niggas.