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> News
- The new Salmon Run map Lost Outpost has been released!
- The new stage Manta Maria has been released!
- The Sloshing Machine is out!
- The Forge Splattershot Pro comes next week with the Bubble Blower Special
- New Splatfest - Which superpower would you rather have: Flight or Invisibility? (September 1st/2nd)

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- pastebin.com/h04p6aqy
> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- imgur.com/a/eV8p0
> S2 New weapon stats
- imgur.com/a/NFzgv

> Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- leanny.github.io/splat2/

> Resources
- pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL

> Wiki
- splatoonwiki.org/

> User Stats
- splatoon.nintendo.net/

> View Nintendo switch online services on your PC
- github.com/OatmealDome/LoungeChair/releases/tag/v1.0.6422.34538

> Add your FC to the list of FC below:
- docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

> List of FC:
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

> Splatoon 1 Artbook
- archive.org/details/TheArtOfSplatoon

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Finger a woomy

Mating press on the special woomy!

SALMONED

drew this for the /vp/ drawthread, might as well post it here

Bomb Defense Strapping Reds on Splatnet.

Nice crossover. Didn't think of this. now do a tentacruel inkling

thanks, user! i was thinking about doing various pokemon for the salmonid bosses eventually

So it looks as though stacking 3 mains of Special Saver is more beneficial then stacking 3 Special Charge up for some specials. Stuff like Baller, Splashdown, and Stingray I find I die before activating them as I don't always have a good opportunity to use them the moment I get them. Splashdown is REALLY good for this as if you die mid splash before coming down, you don't use your meter.
Things like Ink Armor or Ink Storm where you can set and forget are not the best for saver.

3 Special up makes you need around 82% less charge to get a special.
3 Saver make you need lose only around 16% of your charge on death.
So even the charge is seems better, it all means nothing if you die, even if only a few times.
So dying once at full charge would need 124% of original charge rate with 3 special ups, and 116% with 3 savers.

Next time you play try and take note of how many times you die durying using your special or just before getting it. if you do it to often, it might be better putting om some savers. Ideally having both would be the best option. Unless you never die.

Which pokemon do you think would fit each boss?

Shit I meant that 3 special up means you need around 82% of the default special amount to get a special.

I hope Splatoon 3 has a squid boy rock band.

Good morning /ink/!

I'm almost going to bed

Is TX user okay?

i drew a thing

good night user

You misspelled "invisibility".

im sorry u have shit taste

>4 announcers

>ywn pump Choco woomy with so much seed that she starts turning a healthy dark caramel color

not too sure, still trying to make a list. I'm totally open to suggestions though!

what do inklings play during recess?

They steal special woomys helmet and throw it around while she cries

they work for grizz-san so they can have extra pocket money

DO NOT

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>3 inkline gear on with 3 slots each and bomb defense drink
>only one slot ended up with bomb defense up after drink ran out

high quality game, better spend all your resources to get 30 fucking chunks if you want a triple in one gear

>splat zones
>winning by 1 and it's about to go overtime
>they have control
>I die first and then the rest of my team dies so I feel like it's my fault
>I'm the only one that respawns in time to break overtime
>Get a triple kill in the splat zone and clinch it
Ya'll thought I was gay. Well, I almost was.

It ain't easy being cheesy nigga

well that's a bad crop of the Callie dab

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>high level brush user on enemy team actively seeking out the lower leveled charger user on my team

>get to the point where he constantly squidbagin after getting cheap kills from him

>make that jackass my bitch for the rest of the match

I came to turf to relax after rank, not to deal with this bullshit

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did she fuck it?

Post cute comics.

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This is why I always point at myself before waving back at a stranger wave at me

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Every boss is Jigglypuff from above.

The easiest is probably Steel Eel could be a Steelix, Gyarados or Onix.
Stinger could be a Clawitzer.
Steelhead might be a Nidoking/queen
Maws probably a Sharpedo

Flyfish can be any Pokémon looking from a pokeball with rocket launchers attached or I'd say Magnemite with rocket launchers clipped to the magnets.

this is your mascot, Team Flight

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is this some cross over art or something?

WHY DOES IT EVOLVE INTO A FISH!?!?!?

Remember that autist going about team flight needing a harpy based mascot because of squidcoon? The madmen actually went and requested it on /v/

You posted the wrong image m8

Turf War

learn your place, horsefucker, inkopolis goes to the birds

I wasn't on /ink/ at the time, but it's nice. I'd prefer an angel squid tho

I didn't do it, but I do know why. It's a blurry hologram in front a dark background. There needs to be actual contrast between the object and the background in order to do this without it being a huge pain in the ass.

also she looks more jelly than squid

It's why I pretend to be scatter-brained and oblivious and just assume no one's actually trying to talk to me. Easier to just let acquaintances think I didn't hear them.

You got it backwards. A fish evolves into it. Basically, Remoraid is a gun evolving into Octillery representing artillery.

dude, this is why I love being nearsighted. when I see people I know but I don't want to interact with I just flat out ignore them and blame it on the vision

>currently 19 and 31

Holy fuck. I need something to buck the trend. Any suggestions?

>>currently 19 and 31
what?

Source?

Time to go full tryhard

oh, it's win:loss
sorry for being retarded

i remember you, you're that autist who calls everyone that disagrees with you a brony

I wear mirrored shades at all times to avoid eye contact so I can plausibly deny that I saw them at all. Walk around with headphones in too. This has drastically reduced awkward moments.

sorry that my request wasn't some shitty jelly horse

Why are you calling other people bronies? You literally cant keep horse fucking out of your mouth ',:3c

>Walk around with headphones in too
user don't tell me you do the walk

Quick Select + Smart Radius + Edge Contrast doesn't do a bad job. If anyone knows what the timestamp is I'll try making a proper cutout.

This is great user,
took a quick look at the video and its around 15:48
youtu.be/jOtjUG5PXlE?t=15m48s

I've started scrubbing to amass chunks. I'm not sure what loadout I want to go with though. How beneficial is stacking each item? Do some have less apparent diminishing returns?

God damn, Marie is a fucking angel

Do you think My Nintendo will let us design a cloth, too?

Fuck, I think I might be done with video games. I just don't care.

what happened?

Looks like it's time to pursue adult interests like a 9-5 desk job.

>being this mad furries like the same things you do
I honestly don't have a problem with horsefuckers, we are one in the same

>LAN play has voice chat and salmon run on demand
>online only updates the game state 16 times per second
What the fuck, Nintendo.

Nothing at all, I just don't care. I might be in trouble.

did you just got bored and in trouble for what?

Why would I have to look down if I have mirrored shades? These things must have originated from /pol/ because they're incredibly dumb.

I need more octarian roomate

In trouble in terms of life. I don't know, I just lost interest in games today. I might be having a midlife crisis.

and then skrillex spaghetti fucked him in the ass

ideal is 2 full/6 same chunks
3 full/9 chunks don't make a huge difference, but you notice the slight improvements not compared to the jump from 1 main/3chunks to 2 main/6 chunks

so you are saying you finally realized that inklings are furry?

>pro con not pairing wirelessly
>working wired
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>mess around with it for a bit
>manage to fix it
>relief.exe

For the record, go to the settings and clear out all paired controllers and re-pair the controllers again.

well I guess you need a new hobby if you got bored of gaming. I'm doing art and animation right now when I don't feel like playing vidya

>midlife crisis
but Idk, I'm still 22 and I have my whole life ahead of me. I don't know what it must feel to reach that point of my life

I'm just going to stop until Mario Odyssey comes out. God help me if I'm still despondent after that. Love ya, /ink/.

are you leaving us?
but squib loves you

It depends on the ability, really. Almost every possible options scales differently in this game.

Callie is such a loser squid, it makes me want to vomit

I'm not sure I follow. Isn't a bit of variety good? Committing 6 slots to the same item seems excessive

this guy draws erotic squids

>that super see-through shirt

is this colodraw?

that is supposed to be erotic? I feel nothing

Try out stacking a couple of abilities you might like, and compare how they are in the shooting range. Remember that main abilities are 10 points, and sub abilities are 3 points, so 3 subs is almost equal to 1 main.

I'm sorry you have ED

Look at those hot tentacles

Oh baby

I prefer feral

Step out of your glass house and say that to my face bitch.

TRY GROWING A PAIR

I'm glad Callie is barely in Splatoon 2, I wish she wasn't even in the game

Seeing these 'bring Callie back' posts puts a smile on my face

Anyone have a screenshot of that Marina image?

Quick, someone call Cuttlefish for an intervention. That Jellyfish is stealing a bitch from his harem.