League of Legends general - /lolg/

they don't do it for fun user

Absolutely best couple

Which adult human female league champ has the tightest pussy?

My vote goes to Shyvana, Akali, or Vayne. Not sure which.

Imagine how great life would be if for the first 25 years of your life you're female, then from 25 and on you become a male?

>he doesn't build cleaver on Poppy

(You)

Kat isn't my waifu I want to be kat!

they need gfs to fix them

ezreal

syndra a cute!

Lux. She needs lots of mana so she has practice manipulating her vaginal muscles to squeeze every last drop of semen out of cocks

No traps.

Stop burning the images already. We already have an early thread because of you obsessive, delusional and/or worried wasters.

The only real problem is people post thr same shit waifus instead of the good ones

3D is disgusting though.

I think it would be better to be a woman until 30. That's generally when they hit the wall.

What's your highest mastery score?
championmasterylookup.derpthemeus.com/

Lux is used goods that wants incest.

Please don't make this a recurring thing.

they have been here since s2. If one of them stops there is immediately some other guy ready to pick up the torch

you need fixing

yes but back off

> Not building lethality

Lux is CUTE! I want to look EXACTLY like LUX!

>supports only
cockslut/10
>no honour or elo
coward/10

Why not just look in the client? You get to post a nicer picture if you screencap from that.

What makes Lulu the strongest jungler in the game right now?

Cencer

Elementalist Lux is a cute beautiful tight goddess who always completley satisfies her man

>m- muh umbrella
Back to League for now.
What 2D do you play best?

Better?

same...

I'm gonna say Syndra just to trigger Syndrafag

No I don't. 2D is life! 2D is justice!

I wanna cuddle Jinx

I'd enjoy having you in my bot lane

The 2x4

Give me ONE logical reason why I should stop onetricking Soraka in my way to Plat. Gold 3 right now, doing it since Gold 5.

I really enjoy playing this champ desu.

>satisfies her man
Protect the Might of Demacia.

>implying Lux's vagina doesn't instinctively do that without any practice

I don't even have a single fucking capsule yet

cancer

s-same...

>Give me ONE logical reason why I should stop onetricking Soraka
Healslut.

This is my major problem with the last few games. Every time my jungler has his shit pushed in we lose. Not sure which way the cause/effect goes, but it's a decent litmus.

The problem is I don't like tank junglers (or at least the ones that are good right now.) so I end up playing Eve and shitstomping for 10 minutes before my mongrel teammates can't close out the game. Even if they get the kills.

>Just played a game of Nami against modern Janna
>Never felt more powerless in this game
Alright I've learned my lesson, banning her every game. Nerfs when?

Garen doesn't exist in the Elementalist AU

>queue as jungle
>get both buffs and level 3
>walk into lane and scare enemy laner
>they give up some cs and play safe for 30 seconds
and just like that I have provided more early pressure than the last 6 junglers on my team

I'll let you in on a little something... honor capsules don't actually exist. If you see a pic of one it's 100% a Riot employee shilling.

Good

I want the dirtiest poppy porn you got

Claim your league waifu. Be quick! Only the first person to post their waifu gets her! If you post a waifu after someone else you become her cuck!

Just don't try to do stuff
Soraka and Janna punish you when you attempt to do something
Just go coin, rush cencer and pray your ADC lasts hits more than their

>claim

>Tell Shyvana to take the air drake
>Says no it's ok to give
>I threaten to afk if she doesn't take the drake.
Now I know why everyone is so scummy in this game, it's the only way to get things done. Also are drakes even that important on shyvana?

Yeah yeah

You ban her EVERY game. Unless you take Thresh/Blitz.
Nerfs never

redpill me on pussy related

Claiming best Elementalist

scrub pick for furrie kikes.

Fuck i wanna play Janna so much!

flat girls are the worst carries.

>ahri main is a cunt
wow... who would have guessed...
also the only people that threaten to afk to get things done are actual underage tor manchildren, which one do you fall under?

>pick vi
>team tells me to go tanky over damage
>decide, why not
>go tanky
>go in
>deal 0 damage
>die in less than a second despite having tank items
>team asks me why I dealt no damage
>explain that tank is terrible on Vi because her kit doesn't allow her to afford to go tank as she can't make use of the stats
>sell items, go full damage
>blow up vip
>they ask me why I've sold my tank items
>win because I'm actually dealing damage and can disrupt the enemy team
>report vi, didn't go tank

GOLD IS A FUCKING WEIRD PLACE. The fact I could afford to go tank and then just sell my shit for damage and still come out on top is insane.

Holy Moly.

Braindead champ needs nerfs.

I want to cum inside Janna so much!

I want to BE Janna so much!

I mean if it removes her from the game, go ahead.

I wanna hit Janna with a nerf that drops her winrate by 1%.

And then do it 8 more times.

Banned in every soloq game until riot comes to their senses and realize they would nerf literally any other champ with 57% winrate

>neither
Functional member of society in a full time job. Playing league has turned me into a piece of shit in game.

has Janna even ever been under 50% winrate? Even when she was supposedly "out of meta"?

>you will never impregnate janna so she has to drop out of league for the sake of her child
maybe this is why they got rid of summoners

>All men are over 25
>all women are under 25
>due to the short duration of the female state, breeding girls at a younger age is legal, normal, and all but expected or else population would crumble
>being a middle schooler in a world full of horny 25 year old men who know a girl's body better than their own
I AM CUM

Could Annie or Syndra use magic to shift their gender? What about Ryze, if he needed to be a woman for one of the world runes

Nope. She just like Ahri.

>tfw no cute anime poster to duo ranked with
God I'm lonely

I'll remove janna from the game and turn her into my personal cocksleeve where I pump dozens of loads inside her on a daily basis

> adc ragequits
> get demoted after holding as long as we can 4v5

shouldn't there be some kinda system in place to cut you some slack in a situation like that

Find some in /a/.

Then why do we still have summoner spells?

who /honor5/ here?
not yet :^(

What champ do you play to have fun and how?

I like to play Garen midlane, Infinity Edge, ghostblade, mobis, Spirit Visage, Warmogs, Dead Man's, ghost-ignite-0/18/12 thunderlords

It just fucking works, somehow

brands damage is too fucking high, this champ needs a rework or a nerf

Oh, and 1% crit rune and 8 ADs for the extra lane cheese, scaling MR blues, %health yelows and armor quints for late game cheese

>warmog on garen
wat

I can't tell if you like futa or not

>t.tank main
welcome to League of Percent Damage where defensive stats mean fuck all and glass cannon cunts still demand them nerfed.

>tfw your snakefu is gonna get nerfed due to literally every other mid being weakened in pro play
fuck riot

Why does it always have to be promos?
Why don't I get inting morde top blue kayn and 10 deaths in 15 minutes lucian in usual games?

Well they might not be called Summoner Spells for much longer, Riot's thinking about changing them next season if not just outright making them Runes

ez

pussy support player in silver, a dime a dozen
most likely gay or bi-curious
boring and thin-skinned