GOD KING

How's it feel to be too poor to own a GOD machine?
Do you cry knowing you have a honda? A toyota? A fucking ford? HAHAHAHAHA.
ONLY GOD MACHINES can post in this thread.
Pic related, my GOD KILLER.
True class, leather, faster than anything in its class. You peons couldn't afford this.

How's it feel to be too poor to own a GOD machine?
Do you cry knowing you have a honda? A toyota? A fucking ford? HAHAHAHAHA.
ONLY GOD MACHINES can post in this thread.
Pic related, my GOD KILLER.
True class, leather, faster than anything in its class. You peons couldn't afford this.

Oh cool another false flagging anti-bimmer thread, kindly fuck off

Ugly
Hahahahaha you stupid whore, I AM BMW. This is THE driver's car.

OP. Get a real car.

>Ugly
Leave.

>Meanwhile
WEEEEEEE!

LE TWINGO MAYMAY xDDDDDDDDD

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Ah, the rare V12 528M. What a magnificent machine.

>automatic
>driver's car

1/10 too obviously a false flag thread

this better not be your riced up 520i

say some dumb shit like that to me in real life motherfucker

Wow, nothing gets past you.

Looks lile the car is worth more than that third world dwelling you call a home. What a fucking shit hole

You forget how much of Veeky Forums probably would have fallen for it (and how many still will)

its slower than my MRS in every metric.
>tfw bimmerfags gfs leaning out of their boyfriends cars to get a better look at mine

op is clearly ironic.
Its usually the delusional audi fags showing up thinking their poorfag FF passats with glass rube goldberg engines are worth shit

Another BMW driver here to lick my MR2's tailpipe? Good job.

Sage in every field, moron

comfy house, would live in alone / 10

>"holy fuck that looks ugly. if that guy was driving an SW20 I would probably give him my number but ewwww"

In my experience the VW and Chevrolet crowd are the people whom act like that.

>chevrolet
So much this
>muh corvette fastest track car in the world
>muh camaro supercar killer
fucking rednecks

This. VW and Audi attract fuccboi-soyboy and nouveau-riche assholes respectively and Chevrolet attracts hicks and Mexican rancho trash.

The latter infuriated me so much, I left the auto industry.

>too poor to own a brand new bmw

ayyyy

>would buy a post-2005 bmw

so is there supposed to be water in your headlights?
smells like poorfag

Yes.

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Fuck you. 850csi ftw. End of discussion.

That looks like pepe

Given it's an M5, I'm a poorfag now. Unlike OP who's too poorfag for one of the good E39s but still shits on everyone.

>ugly
You must be 18 to post here

Pigfat

what does Veeky Forums think about 120d?

decent econobox
very good handling with the m sport suspension
definitely better than all the other hatchbacks in its price range

better than pic related?
clk270 cdi which has a few more hp but is like 300kg heavier

clk is comfier
1 series is better handling
the bmw will be cheaper to upkeep in the long term

>the bmw will be cheaper to upkeep in the long term
oh no its retarded

explain?

You could never afford it. Only known by those who were IN the M Club. A very secret option package. Took the engine out of this GOD MACHINE and put it in a more useful vehicle.
Faster than a the PDK found in any modern Porsche. You wouldn't know.
Get a real home. Poor one.

OM612 is god tier reliability along with other running gear and tons of wrecked w203s here so ez parts
meanwhile the m47 has swirl flap problems n shit and is a newer car and parts are expensive af

>528
>ugly as fuck pre-facelift model
Oh God OP I feel sorry for you.

sexy

>I remember when my mom brought home her first beamer.
> I got so excited to drive this hype machine.
>Mfw when I realised I would rather drive (insert any car brand)

BMWs have Italian tier durability problems and disintegrate really fast over the years. There's a reason you don't see many 30-40 year old Beemers in the streets yet you'll see at least one old geezer or youngblood rolling a classic Benz every day wherever you go. The BMWs get passed around from original owner from Persian to Persian to Persian to Hood Brotha to flashy Mexican to broke Filipino until they're all battered and beaten to shit and pointless to restore. That's what the other user meant about BMW not being cheaper to upkeep

Lmao bullshit plenty 80’s-90’s Bimmers around while even 90’s benzs are a rare sight.

OM612 is a god tier engine but everything else (besides the interior) will be falling apart due to age.
M47 only needs the timing chain replaced every 180-200k km.
I used to own a 2004 W211 E270cdi and a E90 320d.

Btw my friend owns a CLK270cdi, same story as my E270cdi - the engine is good but the electonics fall apart and the gearbox is acting strage etc.
He says its the worst car he’s ever owned

everybody can buy one with 900000miles for cheap. But not everybody can maintain it

Y'all wish you could be like me

>buy cheapest m5 and don't take care about it
>not a poorfag
Choose one

What the best BMW to strip and turn into a track beater for less than 5k?

Thinking an E30, but I'm not sure if a 200k car's engine is gonna last on the track.

I have a small engine
I have a small engine
If you’re under 3 liters, you cannot pleasure women
(Hold up! Hold up! Hold up!)
I got a small engine, got a small engine
Yeah, got a small engine, got a small engine

I bet you didn’t know, about my small engine
I’m only 2.5 liters
Got a small motor
Yeah, it’s so small that I piss on my oil pan
It’s so small when it gets really cold
And my engine is only 2.5 liters and I’m ashamed, yeah
If you’re under 3 liters, you should die!
If you’re under 3 liters, you cannot pleasure women
Size always matters, it always matters
B30 lives matter too
Yeah, B30 lives matter too
Their engines, are way bigger, yeah
They’re so athletic
I wish I could accelerate, like a M54B30
And I wish I could satisfy my girl, like an M54B30