/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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>Older threads
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>Helpful information for new players
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>Regularly updated vehicle stat spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1g2Qy84YUrYu_YCcdjMhzDGuNMzwNtjVjIJzdRmrHu6Y/edit#gid=1868604557

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.40
support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/115008752188

>Latest added content
rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60255/New-in-GTA-Online-The-Ocelot-Ardent-Plus-Bunker-and-Vehicle-Discountss-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.40
support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/115008752188

>Latest added content
rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60255/New-in-GTA-Online-The-Ocelot-Ardent-Plus-Bunker-and-Vehicle-Discounts

>pass user

dead game

UPDATE INCOMING! GET HYPE!

Good thing he showed up. Thread died and no one made a new one.

when exactly? Yuropoor here so hoping for another sleepless night :^)

So the Schafter is it better than the Kuruma? It says it survives an explosion, but there doesn't seem to be any window shielding.

>thread ded for hours
>no one in the crew even decides to make a new one
Pathetic management desu ;^)

>pass user

And the only one to make the new thread, so you can fuck right off

Schafter is the patrician's kuruma, it's bulletproof for a short while unless minigun'd, FMJ'd or hit by explosives once (they shatter all windows)

>fly hunter
>feels like shit
>try some stuff out
>becomes instant OP
Valkyrie all over again

4-5 east coast time.

>becomes instant OP
calling 555-BULLSHIT

You forgot to show your pass with that post faggot

>he thinks the crew has anything to do with /gtag/ other than attention whoring, spamming webms and reposting shitty pictures of their trannies
lol

fuck that's 8-ish hours from now.
brb sleep

how do i show i have a pass i wanna be cool

then it's time to stop posting here lol

when was the valkyrie ever op? it was long consideredthe shittiest attack helicopter if you were solo because pilot cant operate the weapons and it dies easily

and this was before igg part 1 happened

join DOGZ

Helicopters are their own thing, fly them long enough and you can pull something out your arse sometimes.
Jets are also their own thing, which is why it is the most overused vehicle in the game, before the oppressor at least.
Sh, it's okay. I've had people legit complain when me or some friends used it.
I'm glad it's two player and not single.
People hate helicopters because they're not jets.

>friendo bought GTAV
>Come back to it for him
>See I can become CEO for him for missions and passive money gain for him
>Do a cargo bob thing
>Get shot to shit by two other players
>they blow up the cargo
>think "fair enough"
>they just continue to camp us while we spawn in bumfuck nowhere with no cover near vinewood racetrack
How fun, great way to make new players really like the game. couldn't even get the fuck away because the respawn is too far away from any cars.

>There are still people that can't into passive mode

Can somebody post the mansex copypasta? Bonus points for the laughing anime girl pic too

>mfw a low level shitter starts pleading for us to leave him alone rather than simply going passive

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Is this where "Mansex" came from? I figured it was a pun or something that I didn't understand.

How do I get good with the Hydra?

Also, how do I deal with someone targeting me in a hydra?

More garages fucking when?

Do you seriously have 120 cars?

No, I have 116 because one of my garages is a comfy 6-car house in Paleto Bay.

>update about to come out
>only just bought the bunker like 2 hours ago

>Still no Deluxo

Why would you do that to yourself, user?

Who else HYPE AS FUCK for the update? Also post your hype face

my man.

are explosive rounds worth it? it feels like if I take them I hinder my long-range capabilities because of the ammo cap

Not him but I still want to try content out
I quit when lowriders were new so all this shit is cool

Ok I have 80 million that'll be enough for this update and all future ones

Cause i want all the cool stuff that comes with the bunker more then i want the new stuff which i suspect will just be crates 2.0

>you
>in charge of reading
CEO you knob. It prohibits you from going passive

i doubt smuggling is gonna be any better than doing cars

yes and no in that order

nb4

>Rockstar has made a correction to your account

Heists are COOL

kek

Hesitantly excited. I'd be really hyped if this came out before heists, but now I'm worried every new vehicle will be worse than the Hydra and I'll never use any of them. At least I'll have some fun testing them out and playing whatever missions they have.

How could you be hyped for apple tier "updates"

Mild hype. Planes look neat and all but if they can't hang with the Hydra why bother? Also hoping for at least one more garage slot

What's the PS4 community/clans like? Much autism? People use mics? Is it fun?

Are I/E cars still the best way to make money?

>not doing the trick to store 10 cars in a 6-car
acquire proficiency

>HEY ITS RON HERE! I HAVENT SEEN YOU BUY THE HANGER YET! YOU SHOULD TRY IT!
>HEY ITS RON HERE! I HAVENT SEEN YOU BUY THE HANGER YET! YOU SHOULD TRY IT!
>HEY ITS RON HERE! I HAVENT SEEN YOU BUY THE HANGER YET! YOU SHOULD TRY IT!

>I'm worried every new vehicle will be worse than the Hydra
Hydra is still the most powerful flying thing in the game, beside the Lazer. Retards on the oppressor think they have a chance, until they get BTFO.

If I'm on a mission as a spectator will I get something when it's over or could I just quit and fuck off looking for something else?

I blame Lance.

It's going to be yet another disappointment

Are people still online on the PC GTAG? I requested an Invite a while ago

Dump those suckers and come on over with the real winners

Its dead, Jim. Just PS4 shitposters are left

go away

I never get too hyped for anything. That being said, I'm still looking forward to it. I fucking love MiGs.

Shut you Taco eating Hispanic Nigger ass up fucking spic eat my dick

explain the explosion

gotta feel sad for the plebs who cant buy anything though

It's their own fault, really.

>Keep ignoring Ron's calls
>He has Agent 14 start calling you for him

Why is Agent 14 the most entertaining character in the game?

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BUY
MY
BUNKER

explosion of feels & drowning in feels for the game that decorates the beautiful chapter of life I had lived and forgotten a long time ago

cause he acts like an awkward retard

Is heisting with randoms a viable method of making dosh? I'm afraid they'd fuck it up non stop.

>not buying one the moment you log in
Are you retarded
>tripfag
Oh ok so you are

>Buy the fucking bunker, user

an era lost in time


BUSY KILLING DRUG BARONS

Do it with dudes who know what they're doing

I can help you out tomorrow if needed

he's endearing.

Genuinely, he shows an uncharacteristic amount of subtly and restraint in the writing on Rockstar's part. He's not really overblown, over the top wacky or zany or anything. He's very actively and obviously flawed, while still coming off as competent, and generally reasonable. He seems to genuinely like the player and wish them well, while not sucking their dick either. The jokes with him are never forced or over the top or drag on way too long, like with say, Lester, but he still has plenty of jokes and is never boring.

He's just a well put together character, not too far in any direction.

>Steal supercar from all the way up in Samdy Shores
>Cant take the highway to my warehouse cause theres two dipshits killing each other on it and I'm not gonna take that risk
>NPCs start chasing me down the mountain roads
>Cant shake them off cause I've got no room to move
>Getting shot at and rammed the entire time
>Get to the warehouse with 30k damage

I should have just torched the fucking thing

i only want the hunter and the ultralight i hope i dont have to buy a airfield just for those

My connection to social club is crapping up.
Update soon?

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Are VIP missions a good way to make money?

4 waves rule user

>getting excited over an airplane update when most players can't even fly competently

>getting hyped for a planes n grindan update
>in a game where grinding is boring and the plane controls suck ass

Do sightseer during cooldowns for I/E missions while your MC club generates dosh in the background

>MC club

>not enjoying a passive burst income while you do other, actually fun things

It's like you hate money or something

you use the bunker for that, not the mc business, you fucking shitter

I have the bunker for that, frogposter.

When's the update that adds not shit hairstyles?

>Wont be able to ride on the side of the Hunter like a real operator

>hit them with the car
>launch a mortar
>as they get up they explode
who /madmax/ here

>not having both

>all these people worried about the new vehicles
just give me a savage that can withstand at least one rocket and i'll be set

>le both meme
have fun wasting time protecting your mc shit every 10 mins

Savage Custom soon fellow Slavaboo.

>tfw cant have big stunt tits like in the commercials

Atleast let me dress nice like some of the NPCs do.

the businesses become extremely redundant once you get a bunker. the supply missions are shit, the sale missions leave you extremely vulnerable and the raids are fucking awful. you think most people wouldn't shut down their business the moment they got a chance?