/palg/ - Paladins General

>187572893
fuck off pedo scum this one was made first

what color are Ying eyes?

This one doesn't include smite friends

Nothing worse than being last pick and having to decide if deserter is worth it

Thread reminder to seek enlightenment.

>one of the characters is so cancerous people just ban her every match unless they can pick her first
Why is this allowed?

>187573285
yeah that's the point, go make your own generals no one wants you here

>her
But drogoz is male.

My bad. Two characters are so cancerous they get banned every match.

Grey?

>nandoposter is here
Smite BTFO

I'm sure nando and jenos are male.

>banning nando
For what reason?

Because he's the strongest champ with low skill floor?

He's also weaker than a dead kitten once his shield is down.

So what is it when you're in the middle of a match and you're screen goes black and back to the main menu? Server issues? I finally got a teammates with brains as Ying and then this shit happens.

Makoa > Fernando > Barik > Ruckus > Torvald > Ash > picking fly shit out of pepper > Inara

Drogoz > Strix > Sha Lin > Viktor > Bomb King > Cassie > Willo > Tyra > Kinessa > reenacting tubgirl > Lian

Mal'Damba > Jenos > Pip > Ying > Grohk > Seris > sticking your dick and an outlet > Grover

Zhin > Androxus > Evie > Buck > Lex > Maeve > sucking the toejam out of a hobo's feet > Skye

Drogoz > Makoa > Mal'Damba > Strix > Zhin > Jenos > Pip > Androxus > Ying > Sha Lin > Fernando > Evie > Barik > Viktor > Bomb King > Grohk > Cassie > Willo > Buck > Tyra > Seris > Lex > Kinessa > Ruckus > Maeve > Torvald > Ash > Lian > Grover > Inara > suffering internal bleeding from horse dick > Skye

I want ying to fart on me.

maeve

retard desu

What the fuck is this shit?

you said you would stop

i was wrong

drophack or server issues, hi rez can fix neither

Pretty good tier list actually, agree with most of it, just replace Maeve with Skye.

A Torvald just ult twice in the span of about 2-3 minutes, he got morale boost 1
Is that possible?

one of the fastest to charge

I can't express just how much I love her. It surpasses the boundaries of belief.
I want to hold her hand, look into her eyes, comfort her and tell her everything will be ok.

Gray. I would know.

Did he kill anyone?

I love her more

This is the third time you do this, and I already told you that's impossible.
I recommend you stop doing it, since it's a pointless battle. No one in this universe or any other can possibly love my sweetheart as much as I do.

Does kill to heal work on eliminations?

ye

Yep, it's pretty great on champs that have an easy time tagging people to get elims.

>just got demoted from MASTER back to diamond v, you just read it right, diamond v, I lost all my matches today
>mfw competitive just become "do not trust your teammates to do anything at all, and if you wanna win you have to absolutely carry your team and do everything or lose"
I won't be playing competitive anymore

I'll never stop since I love her more

That's like 50 streak of loses? wtf

Every match is kind of like that. I had one today where I had to go flanknando to kill the snipers and also rush back to cap the point because they couldn't do it 4v2.

...

add loli champs

I've only been playing a week and I already hate this game and it's community.

How fucking hard is it for a player to do their damn job and get on the objective?

What flavor is grohk icecream?

pedos out

>tfw had to constantly rush Lian, ying and viktor then return to help my team in their fight against ruckus and ash

Orc semen flavor

Every ranked mode ever has always worked like that though. Always do as much as you can, always asume and act as if your team is completely retarded even when they know what they are doing.

piss
Also, where is that user that was drawing Ash?

I bet ying would love some grohk ice cream.

Im glad you understand now step aside while I take care of her for all eternity

I love her more than both of you.

ying is now my personal cumdump, fuck you all.

>Re-quies-ca... Requiesca? Oh, nevermind
Recent VP are so cheeky, I love it.

i'm calling the police

I love you all more than Ying will ever love you.

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Prove it.

I love you, too.

oh, baby, we cant. How can it be so bad and yet so good?

>play damba
>lose
>play nando
>lose
>play willo
>win
I can live with this, also blastflower legendary is fucking great

Will you play with me

>play damba
>win
>play nando
>win
>play any hitscan damager
>lose like a total cunt
W-what's wrong with me?

You mean sexually or in the game?

It's your subconscious

>Hehe, did I trick you?

In game for now

I'm an unranked shitter, though. Why would you want me in your game?

>legendary week, all legendary cards are unlocked for all champions
Nice, now I'll be able to see if I can aim with barik tinkering

let my dick hit the floor

link
paladins.com/become-legendary-with-unlocked-legendary-cards-this-week/

Because im also an unranked shitter and kinda new

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You won't the first time because it isn't a hitscan, it is his best leggo though, so I'd recommend getting gud with it.

whoopsie, forgot to quote.

Okay. But I'm eurotrash, so are you really sure about that?
Just to be clear, though, "sexually" is not completely out of the question, right?

Will you ERP as my wife?

Not them but I will just leave your discord

No. But I might be convinced to do the best boy's voice, amigo.

how much E you want in your RP?

vimeo.com/231232347
Huh

>take back our future vid
so, how is that paladins related?

>guy instalocks willo as first pick
>alright I'll just go whoever then
>no frontline so I go nando
>we lose
Yeah just two games ago I got sniped as willo by a barik and immediately knew he was using tinkering

>tfw some retard only did 4k shielding with makao and 82k damage
>tfw it was me

>down 200 points in Onslaught
>servers shit the bed
>log back to find my team on the point
>score deficit is now 50 points
>we come back and win by two

What the hell just happened? At least my Fernando win streak is unbroken.

>ded this soon
Uhhhh, palatard?

smite posters were keeping the thread alive

Stop spreading lie.

Is there a map you particularly enjoy, /palg/? Is there one you really don't care for?

frog isle and timber mill can fuck right off

>When they want to ruin your night

all the maps are pretty bland and uninspired