Why don't you own a Porsche?

because i don't want one.

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>"Hello, yes can I buy a GT3?"
>"Sorry sir, we only sell them to preferential customers."
>Can only get GT3(RS), GT4 or GT2(RS) if you are friends with the dealer.
Porsche have been getting considerably worse, year on year. I'd rather just buy a Lotus Exige sport 380 for track. Or a Lotus Evora 410 for road use.

>tfw you remember when the 993 GT2 was sub-£100,000

>not knowing it was intentional

i dont drive sluts
i'd rather drive pure cars like the lancia stratos, lotus elise or AW11

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I want a GT4, they just look so good

evora 400 is current dream car.

I want a red 959

I'd kill for one

Red.

Gearings too long. Get a Lotus.

Good choice lad. If you're in the UK they've also got some very tempting finance options.

It would have to be red

the reason it's not the exige cup 430 is because i'm in the US and lotus doesn't love us like that. they're still my favorite manufacturer, though.

I believe you can't get the exige due to saftey regulations? Although to be honest if you're doing more road driving, the Evora would be the better choice.

But I do :^)

>worst porsche

>t. poorfag

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>worst poorfaggiest porsche other than 914
>calling anyone else a poorfag.

Enjoy your $7,000 used car dealership special.

The Boxster is no where close to being the worst Porsche. You just have this weird normie tier mindset "if you don't have a 911 then you must be poor"

I do, a Cockster Spoider. I'd still like to have a 356 Speedster, '76 Whaletail 930, and Carrera GT though.

One day.

>literally defending a poorfag lesbomobile.

>attaching a sexual identity to a car.

Playing the identty politics game is never a good one mate, sort your self out and clean up your room.

Have you even driven a Boxster let alone a 911? probably not. You just shitpost on Veeky Forums

>poorfag lesbian detected.

Yes, keep regurgitating the same buzzwords, that'll show me.

>"""identity politics"""
>muh buzzwords!

butthurt poorfag lesbian detected.

this nigga really does not know how to say anything else other than "poorfag lesbian"

the absolute amount of truants on this board never fails to surprise me.

>someone literally getting this butthurt about being called a poor lesbian.
lmao.

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I opened that image to see if the fucker really posted a panamera, cayenne, or macan

I'd love to own a 911 someday, but I'm not skilled or valuable enough to afford one.

I'd get a 928,

>FR layout
>V8
>Strikingly modern body
>Has electro song that mentions it specifically

Is the cayman good enough for an entry level porsche?

Sure, if you're a homo.

I bet she has a hairy asshole

Have a 987.2 boxster S. It's amazballs and better than a 911. Why? Because the engine is in the right place and it weighs less.

>can't afford one
>I do
>Used cayman coupe or a nice 944 turbo.

all caymans are coupes

had a 993 carrera convertible years ago, oustanding flat SEX daily driver. My dream car right now is the new targa

Forgive me. I don't give a shit. I guess I incorrectly remembered there being cayman soft tops.

yeah its called boxster

>I hope she has a hairy asshole
iftfy

Right. It's late. I need to sleep. Have a Porsche picture.

>I guess I incorrectly remembered there being cayman soft tops.
There are actually people out there that don't know what a boxter is and think there is a "cayman soft top"

how does it feel to be 14?

I don't feel like a Porsche person.
Does that mean that I am defective?

Since dieselgate I refuse to buy any VW products.

No. You're going to be ok, user

>VW tries to do owners a favor by skirting stupid diesel emission regs and providing better performance.
>retards get mad about this.

Lesbos drive Subaru station wagons. Boxsters are like a less faggy Miata

Every car you mentioned was designed and built specifically for lesbians.

The bulldyke and bro-hat lesbians that drive subaru's are a different types than the lipstick lesbians that drive boxters and miatas. But they are all still lesbians.

i didn't mention any car what are you on about.

You mentioned Subarus, Boxters, and Miatas in your post.

Do you have memory problems?

>porsche posts this
>nissan btfos everyone at nurburgerking
>porsche cries that nissan cheated

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Yeah I do in fact own and drive a 911. It's been posted multiple times on Veeky Forums.

own: 987.2 Cayman
want: flatnose 930 turbo and a 240z

>being such a cuck that you won't drive a certain kind of car cause someone else might be driving the same kind of car

>Don't want any of the ones in my budget
>996 or 997 GT3 or 964/993 Turbo.

Being such a cuck that you drive lesbian cars.

>evora
desu this chav faggot is right
its poorly built british tincan of pure madness™
legit godmasheen but have no idea if they are really that unreliable. i drove in one, but not as driver, tfw...

>proving my point
It's ok user, nobody's gonna judge you for being a massive soyboy

for gay poor badgewhores. bmw levels of autism detected.
why are chinese people so disgusting? I literally want to take a hose, bleach, and scrub the dirt off him specially of the arms, head and knees. Take a shower you nasty fuck.

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oh fug my digits

Never forgetti

>991 or 997
>stick, 2wd, black interior
>exact model or colour doesn't matter really
>brewster green wrap, add ducktail

Had a 964 C2 a while ago, but I sold it to my mom because I didn't really want a convertible.
She still has it though and will probably keep driving it forever so it's still around

yes very good
HOWEVER

Like this?

They are expensive to own and harder to wrench. I wish porsche would make it easy to work on them and offer bare bones versions of their models with no luxury shit whatsoever.
You can get a used 295hp cayman for around 30K€.
Also they are not my cup of tea. Had a coupe and the stiffer suspension annoyed the shit out of me for DD. Also mostly not in the mood for hooning. Currently drive a sedan and short sprints with it in the twisties are sporty enough for me, dont need more action.

Im currently dreaming of a boxy pick up, preferrably pic related with the same tray but in beige. I dont know whats wrong with me but porsche just doesnt do it for me, especially their modern designs. Fucking modern car styles, its all boring.

Forgot pic.
This but in beige, with the same tray and bullbars.

Sandy Toupe is hands down the best J7x colour.

>1983

Woah, thanks for the name of the color. Agreed, looks awesome.

Funfact about germany and land cruiser pick ups
>have to import them
>bullbars illegal
>additional lights probably illegal too

I guess im waiting for some smaller pickups to hit the market and hoping that they will be a bit boxy. The current models here are rather meh.
If everything goes wrong, im getting an isuzu dmax with an aluminium tray, wrapping it in sandy taupe and calling it a day.

are you jarglous Schteff Schraoder

>likes cars made specifically for lesbians
>thinks he has the right to call anyone else "soyboy"

I can't stand they way they look and they way they make you look. I would also never spend that much on 6 cylinders and an exhaust note like that no matter how fast or well it handles. Even their naming scheme is autistic and dumb.

I'd only ever own the rarest 911 or whatever so I can LS swap it and send it to the Weld God.

996 Turbo pls

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youtube.com/watch?v=SzGT0AUyIkQ

>VW skirts stupid emission laws to compete is US market
>plan backfires
>big daddy USA forces them to pay $3bn in fines, engineers sentenced to prison time
>problem solved

*meanwhile in yurop*

>each individual yuro country is afraid to take action against VW
>Merc and BMW take note and use the same devices further polluting the air
>tests show NOx levels above legal limits found in any given school in Germany, even in rural areas.
>yuro people are too cowardly to do anything
>scared vw will move their manufacturing to another country
>literal cucks
>10k yuros die per year due to these NOx levels
>"r-retards get mad about this"

k yuros die per year due to these NOx levels
I dare you to prove even 100 people die a year worldwide due to "NOx emissions"

They're turning into Ferrari without the brand integrity.

I hate it since they've always been my favorite manufacturer.

boxster*

are all the targas still AWD? does that bother anyone?

5 seconds on google
businessinsider.com/china-smog-deaths-2016-12

Very nice

wrecked

this so much. As a European it's so fucking enraging seeing corruption scandals come and go undebated because anyone who wants to see a business pay for his frauds is called a communist leftist marxist soviet. All we have is inspirational examples like Enron tribunal asswhipping.