/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

Why didn't you take the screenshot of the entire thing? There even was a camera in the middle!

Whats the biggest AME that can actually explode normally I wonder.

I dun goof'd

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>Never get to build the durand and go into the spider mines with a tacticool sec squad
This game exists to find new ways to hurt you when you thought you were finally numb

An entire z-level. It's a fixed size though so it doesn't matter

New round, join quickly

>that gif

youtube.com/watch?v=X1tNmlCFuyA

it got fixed eventually.

Reminder you can run a station perfectly fine with just a CE,RD,CMO and Shaft Miner

This is really cute.

But I'm at work user

You just need a CE for the station to run properly as it only needs power. The other two are needed if you have a crew of more than a single person

CMO in case there's an RNG virus I guess
Followup: What if there's an RNG blob, or RNG xenos? You need bodies for that. Doesn't matter if it's sec or assistants with lasers, but you need bodies

Nobody would inhabit them if there were only 4 players total.

All you need is a CMO, a HoS/cap, and an RD

Dogpile and share access
RD goes and mines
CMO buys all the crates he'll need, merges and dumps them in med then sets up
HoS/cap runs access changes, goes and sets up sme then gets his baton wet until it comes down with validus salidus

Virus is a pathetic joke. You just cure yourself, spin 50 antibodies, lobby them and get on with life. Literally anyone with a toolbox can do it.

If there's bleb/xenos, just pack up and fuck off to the outpost. The station is redundant and you can setup a double teleport platform and jetpack new arrivals over if you really give a dickfuck

Player controlled Xenos can space themselves to wind up on the outpost. I know this because it happened in one of the games. Not sure if it's powergaming through

>skeletons removed
>vox removed
I hope they don't remove plasmamen. they're a Veeky Forums-original

the removed vox and skeletons?
why?

who makes food?

who slips people that are trying to work

When the cmo gets blood bags and shit he'll get a bunch of pizza and lobby it

Nobody because I'm probably going to be pretty peeved and just cut his fucking foot off and shove him in a very dark place after he refuses to cease antagonizing as nonantag

This when?

see

At that point though, you can just refurbish it to be a solid plasteel hunk including in front of the tansit tubes and the ayys gotta suck it

When you ply locally and realize it's pretty shit beyond maybe 4 times a year

>Get Virus/Appendicitis
>Die

>removes vox
>doesn't remove farts like he said he would
No, THIS is the worst timeline

*fart

Only a colossal retard dies to a virus. I refuse to believe such subhuman scum haven't dies to any hazard in life

If you're hellbent on soloing, after power make some mednanos or assemble a crash kit to ride out the damage. Once you get it, get to a bed and keep the chems sustained until it bursts. You're gonna be in a coma for a bit but you'll come out of it cured then work on your internal bleeds

*fart

Oh shit, is it under those sunglasses?

yep that's it

heads will usually be around the area where the ID is btw so check thoroughly there

>tfw watching that lethal pie plate land on the adjacent tile

Sorry man, I was right clicking around and it kept coming up saying there was no head there. Should have looked closer. Might have been able to put you in a new body since the cloner was out.

Round up rubble and alt-click or just look really hard.

it's alright my dude

just look more carefully next time someone gets bombed

a l t c l i c k

>it's a Sybil Dash bombs everything episode

Godamn Sybil

Do heads always get left behind? I've bombed myself a few times and often haven't seen a head, but I'm probably just a scrub.

what does it do

Heads get some pretty crazy pixel x/y offsets. If you see it but it isn't in the right click, check the surrounding tiles.

>dudebambslmao when he gets antag
>reee call the shuttle! when he's not
Killing him would only better the world

makes a list of all the items on the tile in tabs area of the screen, allows you to sift through lots of objects without rightclick lag

>a way to avoid right click lag

What the fuck have I been doing with my life?

>shitters really trying to remove vox

So I'll just steal shit as an assistant and sell it.

I'm still working on them. There's a fair few things that check for ishuman() that need to be sorted, then it should be all content from then on out

github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/15726

I want to make a game set in the ss13 universe
Give me some good inspiration and ideas

Side scrolling beat em up like Streets of Rage
Playable characters Assistant, Mime, Clown

Meet'n'Fuck Veeky Forumsstation

spess CRPG

>Most of the game is in typical style
>When you piss off the waifu enough they are fighting you it goes realtime
>If you can't convince them not to fuck you up so you can fuck them fast enough you die

remember target the right arm first

RPG maker game, start as a lowly assistant, beat mobs in halls and in maint, get loot and credits, buy gear from a syndie and a sec who set up shop, eat food from the chef to get buffs, buy hypos with meds from sec or pills for stuff like regen, final area is you assaulting a syndie base with a clown sidekick, a mime and a captain.

Where is the goddam Inquisitor's Hat? Oldtown?

try to escape a station where shit hit the fan (xenos, lings, bombs)

(lings + bombs + rev + clown subverted AI?)

>half-life 1 but in ss13
that'd be cool

lings bombs rev and clown with a honkmech

A whodunit à la LA Noire with a very important place given to combat

>whodunit
They weren't even an antag.

even if this were true you're setting it up like a speedrun so all the variables are in your hands, defeating the point of the game by not allowing others / antags / etc and most importantly, you'd get bored after about an hour and call it anyway.

>can't manage it with 1 guy
not NASA approved.

wish VG was like song related
youtube.com/watch?v=Zx1_6F-nCaw

You can manage everything with 1 assistant. That's why the captain has a spare ID.

you mean low bitrate?

are vox still gassed?

may I direct you to hippie, good sir?

Vox don't exist anymore
Much like catbeast, Pomf I has enacted an extermination order on them.

So, memes aside where people either scream in outrage, joy or just kiss Pomf's ass like sycophants, let's talk about the elephant in the room: did Pomf get some some sort of mental disorder lately?
He acts more and more unhinged and crazy, doing things randomly, replying to comments with vague, unrelated replies and he's more and more obsessed with these gay pictures too.

His boyfriend dumped him recently

pomf has always been a bit weird

People give less fucks as they age, is all.

So you're saying is that hes got a stroke.

You squirt a measure of bustanut from your reservoirs into Vlad Von Carstein's bloodstream.

You taste the blood of your host, and process it for abnormalities.

Chemicals found:
Hardcores (1000 units)

he's off his rocker

Too bad you didn't kill him
Keep that shitter out of the round

>gets out of the closet as a furfag
>removed all furfag shit unrelated to his pokesona
Hmmmm

Sylveon race coded in soon, I bet.

Don't remove Vox. I enjoy being racist.

youtube.com/watch?v=dcGW1sUEZgk
>tfw no bright lights, big station

>being sec that round
jesus christ how horrifying

>be clown
>demand lube from chemist
>doesn't give
>make a swastika sofa, get killed by sec
>brought back
>given a little pot of lube
>make more lube at the public chem dispenser
>fill an extinguisher and go to town
>get brigg'd for 30 seconds or something
>door opens, wander out
>friendly traitor lets me into the armory
>warden finds me fiddling with a shirt
>perma'd
>someone breaks into perma and lets me out
>get appendix removed
>steal some scrubs and wander the station
>find teleporter in medbay, teleport to bridge
>some fuckstick left the command console unlocked
>shitpost for a bit
>guy comes to bridge and kills me again
>cloned
>back to bridge
>more fun
>get killed again
>scanned for cloning, crew pulls me from machine and spaces the body
>but not before scan was done
>get cloned again, given polymorph powers
>return to brig, steal my ID back
>polymorph to original form
>continue fucking with the crew
>get executed one final time by a madman in the halls

good clown round

also I think I called a response team with instruments and they really came

>Be miner
>Victim of arrival shenanigan, RD died tried to get me through to medbay
>Later meet him again, thank him, we both search for his ID
>Turns out whoever picked it up gave it back just fine
>Go mine
>Previous miner give me his ripley
>decide to autistically mine every single rock I come accross
>make 60K, more than half made out of iron alone
>Piss it all aways on the slot machine until shuttle call

Breddy gud rund 5/5

>BANEVADER43
>Given all your security bans and notes, it's time to stop. As the warden, heard that an engineer was shot at in engineering. Warden suited up (code green with heads) and found a guy with ablative and a gun and tased and field executed him. No questions asked. Guy was only searched after he was terminated. Logs indicate this was a one sided fight, with no cuffing attempt after successful tasering, and the other guy wasn't even our shooter.

>Security Ban: Permanent

If by stroke you mean woke

If by woke you mean coke

How has cult changes been going?

didn't banevader get banned for being a banevader?

>shitter got justly dunked on by admin
>tries to persuade admin to unban them or they'll get shitposted on until the admin is deadminned

Wow, keep him secbanned.

>Fiddling around as CE
>HoP yells out "Arrival-GLORF"
>Go to investigate
>Find HoP's shit under a plant
>Bombs go off
>Man in a syndie spacesuit shoots 5 bullets at me from space
>Help some people in sec
>Someone yells "I GOT HIM"
>HoP staged his own death

>field execute a nigga
>"why was I banned"

so, the wiki says when you scan in virology the computer prints of a bunch of things "you don't need to know yet" and never gets around to mentioning them

1 can the writter be shot and 2 what are those things? (virosity / etc, i wouldn't know its not listed.)

That was BanEvader43, wasnt it?

>kill an antag with a revolver at the scene of where an engineer was just shot by a dude with a revolver, who ALSO pulls a revolver on a sec officer
>get banned

really boggles my noggin

I wasn't trying to persuade him to unban me either. I'll take the ban. But that's horseshit and I know if this dude does that to others he won't last. I don't even want to shitpost about this in the thread. We'll see what happens. I don't think this guy is admin material.

>stun a guy
>execute him on the spot and dont cuff him
huh