/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General

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draw redman in paint, butthurt jalterfag

Waiting patiently.

No lolicons allowed beyond this point

Strong contender for most generic Fate design is here.

kinda looks like it was drawn by mil

Seconding this

Reminds me of a Tales character.

Kay!

uhhhhhhhhh....so where's the next event/ rate up???

>saber
>uses a hacksaw

Anybody have trashcan Lancelot? I thought I had it saved but apparently not.

>play jp
>hear jack voice
Ugh, no more interested

Why does the King of Heroes also make such a great King of Babysitters?

There won't be any
NA will close in 4 weeks
Pack your stuff up

>We're now actually behind the original japanese schedule even though we started one month early and all they need to do is translating

JUST.

Soon hopefully

would be great to have fun on our server wouldnt it

0/10
not even bad in a funny way
kill yourself

Dangos ended in October for JP dumbo

Not seeing it unless you're thinking of Ludger because of the hair, but even then their designs are light years apart.

Thanks senpai! I'm gonna do my best to live a better life and probably more than you!

WE'RE NOT FUCKING DEAD RIGHT BROS? ITS A LIE RIGHT?

In case you have already migrated.

You can't stop the loli squad.

rude

imgur.com/a/xcdkj
I might have saved one of them as a thumbnail
that or it was that small

give me a reason why I shouldn't roll for Fluffy Tail!

Gil makes the best papa

You'll get spooked by event CEs and Carmilla

THEY'RE ALL LAUGHING AT US
EVEN SOLOMON

>gil is a pedo
What a surprise

Looks like you're missing the goldman I made a few hours later.

Here you go.

Not pedo, cute

>Doing a quest
>brave chain with my Gil

EVEN MY SERVANTS ARE LAUGHING AT US BROS
IT'S NOT FAIR

WHAT THE FUCK

>more carmilla
a chance power up the NP for one of my favorite assassins and a chance to get fluffy tail sounds nice

Reminder that you should not care about people laughing at us. Zasshu

Not even into this shit, but i wish Jack's design wasn't horrible. That outfit would look bad even on an adult. Doesn't even have a basis in lore to justify it. Others are average at best.

is that a retarded gyarados

This made me laugh more than is should have.

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Gil is a kid at heart

added
turns out it was that small

I like casual jack the best.

Thanks. You might have saved this general. One day you shall understand.

I miss quitposting

Trying to decide if I want drake or jack

>breast squeezing pose on a sweater
>plus corset
MUH

Quitposting was the least irritating of the shitposting. Penguinanon still has not told me why he posts the penguins. I wish to one day solve this mystery.

i wish i could throw riches at bitches and not lose anything or get sued in process

You should be deciding on which game to move on to next since this one is dead in the water.

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why is he stacking chocolate bars on her boobies?
please translate

If lil kim nukes Japan fgo:jp will probably stop indefinitely if not for a long time but will translation/server uptime on NA continue?

holy fuck there is a deviantart full of this shit

Patch comes from JP so either way NA is busted too

A recent fad in japan for big boobed girls is to lay a phone or otherwise bar-shaped object flat on their bust, then see if it stays there hands-free. The step up for even bustier girls is to stack objects on top of those until they fall (as breasts are not even terrain), or stack bigger objects (e.g. a tablet instead of a phone)
Passionlip's bust is so tremendous that he can just keep stacking things because her bust is practically a tabletop.

NAME A BETTER PAIRING

YOU CAN'T

me on the left

We started 35 days earlier you brainless bitch. we're behind 13 days.

me on the bed

That post was claiming that we were behind schedule even though we starte month early, which would imply 30+ days had been wasted, which isn't the case retard.

NOBU

Drake is the best qp farmer for a while. Jack is generally great.

thanks user

This, we're already almost caught up and once they start skipping events like Gudaguda or CCC we'll be going much faster than the original jp game did.

400ap spent on jeanne interlude and not a single demon heart.

>which isn't the case retard.
65 days
31 days of events +1/2AP

I'll throw some tickets at drake and save for jack then. Thanks

>I-Ikuyo

Have fun getting her a year and a half from now.

never ever

Japan has all the good fads. First boobhearts and now boobstacking. It's not fair, bros.

Again, the dates are still not later than the JP ones, so we are not late "even though we started one month early". If the events start at a later date than they did in JP, then you'd have an actual point.

still better than the daily :^)

>Nips keeping on delivering all sorts of weird fetish fads
Never fucking change.

please tell me you're not being sarcastic.

It's pretty inoffensive as far as Fate designs go.

Though, it's nice to see the FGO shekels being put to good use since that character model doesn't look like total ass.

You're not being sarcastic. :^)

I'm not
sadly

truly the best

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>can't reliably farm phoenix plumes until the daily or Okeanos
>octuplet crystals rarely drop in Gaul
I just want to ascend Cu

god now wonder people say farming this is unfeasible.

Okay this shit is pretty funny

Most of those are illustrations for autistic Stay Night/Naruto Crossovers fanfictions.
You would be surprised just how many of those shit exists, many of them are beyond 100k words too and have lots of followers (hence the deviantart shit).
I read some of them years ago and they were full blown sonic tier autism.

>boobhearts
What's that?

I don't understand, why these two franchises?

Both are chuuni shounenshit

you know how you can make a heart shape with your hands? that, but on the boob