Touhou General /2hug/ #38

user~So what is this game?
I don't know

>Why isn't this in /jp/
Yes

>Where do I start?
the games until 5 were designed for the PC-98 platform, which would require an emulator. It's recommended you start either with the sixth (first Windows game) or the second game (as the first one isn't a bullet hell) and work your way up from there
some games aren't your usual bullet hells but should be played anyway
1: Arkanoid
7.5, 10.5, 12.3, 13.5, 14.5: Fighting games
The others follow the basics of the bullet hell genre but usually add a game play twist.

>Where can I get the games?
moriyashrine.weebly.com/classic-era-th6th95.html
moriyashrine.weebly.com/retro-era-pc-98.html

>Touhou for bakas
m.imgur.com/s1JmZu8

>West Replays
replays.gensokyo.org/index.php

>Please git gud!
moriyashrine.weebly.com/introduction-to-touhou.html

>eraTohoK (plus other era games):
pastebin.com/6CULQcKd (embed)

>Touhou fangames (unfinished)
pastebin.com/wGZuqr0q

AoCF:
mega.nz/#!g4d0hRqS!cyFKIH3U_On3zUBNA6GtcIjNjrN3IK4StJBPalFafQM

>Touhou 16!!!
mega.nz/#!Dt91QDDa!w7dlOkuBP8tYwRfI3clq3wvf3v7I3DLDUneUhOUTEOY

Touhou is maybe a video game but we're definitely hurting everybody.

Other urls found in this thread:

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twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

How does it feel knowing that all the Remi-/Flanfags will never imprgenate their 2hus?

Feels terrible.

Please for the next OP put:

>So what is this game?
Touhou is a bullet hell game made by ZUN. Instead of ships or robots it features anime girls fighting youkai and such (but honestly that's not even strange for the genre, don't know why people treat it like it is).

>Why isn't this in /jp/
Some Cirno poster made a thread just for a get and now we're here.

Thank you

>Ultimate Absolute Secret God of Rear Doors

go away, you

NO YOU GO AWAY YOU SILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DUMMY DUMMY DUMMY DUMMY DUMMY DUMMY DUMMY DUMMY DUMMY DUMMY

woah, shit, calm down man

Last thread took forever to finish

It's almost autumn, be ready to praise Aki sisters!

Who cares. There are other threads here barely scraping by. As long as we can take it easy here while posting I don't care how slow this thread moves.

Sweet potato!

As long as we can what?

MY IDEALS EXIST ALONGSIDE THE LAWS OF HEAVEN!

Warming up before a threesome!

I care. I expect you guys to be more involved with meaningful discussions.

I think he said the magic words

The more I search for good innocent yuukuri pics, the more I regret it.

Tewi really do care!

where's this from?

The official manga

Are you striving to be the man that your Touhou want you to be?

Yes

Me too. I'm aiming to solve the Millennium Problems someday.

I think your 2hu wants you to be a vampire loli.

SakuyaAnon IS a vampire loli! And a cute one at that!

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>playing PCB
>trading bullets with the prismriver sisters
>suddenly they bust out different never-before-seen spellcards
>mfw I've been playing PCB for months
Holy fucking wow

too many dicks

in sakuya

>succuya
>too many dicks

wew

How's the translation?

that project has been dead for a while

You're my friends, right /2hug/?

Friends with benefits.

Pet the Doggo

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anyone plays sfv

I'm petting her from behind

Every day.

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What kind of man would she like?

No, but as long as you aren't a shitposter, I'll gladly discuss with you.

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Is "Sakuya is a slut" the new meme?

Sakuya is NOT a slut

Sakuya pleases old vampires for money

Not true. She actually does it for free.

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Discord when

If you want to circlejerk like that then reddit is two blocks down from here.

Who's the most mentally unstable 2hu?

Koishi

youtube.com/watch?v=jyBak8jHuGo

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What he said

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Where did everyone go?

I have a migraine

I just got home from work.

Seeing it so slow kinda kills your motivation to post so Ive been doing other shit meanwhile.

youtube.com/watch?v=QTjj8fPFi9U
youtube.com/watch?v=4XsYhR6nDwk
youtube.com/watch?v=mzMRn5lxeZY

This shit isn't funny.

You need a certain level of intelligence to be able to vibe to these videos

Good

Bad

>moco
Worse

>worse
Nah, shuddup

JESUS CHRIST

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Marisa sux

Ya.... your hands would get torn and bitten through first.

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no u

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It's like falling in love all over again.

The kind of man that would NTR her every night with a woman that he actually love.

what a cutie

>Toyohime carries a fan that is capable of great destruction. When talking to Yukari in the Bamboo Forest of the Lost, she claims that it can create such a strong gust of wind that it would obliterate the entire forest to "atomic level", and that it is supposed to be among the most advanced lunarian weapons.
How can Yukari even compete?

This is why we must purge lunarians

By being able to do literally anything and everything?

Anything and everything!

She can't. Didn't you read SSiB?

Didn't you read Inaba of the Moon and Inaba of the Earth?

Why is this kind of obscenity allowed?

L-lewd

By being two for the price of one.

THIS IS A BLUE BOARD YOU SLUT

If I can't lewd Junko or Suwako, then how about I lewd you instead!

What's the best stage 2 music?

Death

Cirno. It's the only one that I remember.

I absolutely love the MoF one.

IN

Kill Mystia! Rob her shop! Eat her meat!

Would you rather live in third-world filthy place like Gensokyo or live in a civilized first-world country like Lunar Capital?

Mom-miji

I'd like to see you try.

Shiki is already pregnant with my child