/owg/ - Overwatch General

>when you get chained by enemy roadhog as bastion, but your roadhog chains their roadhog saving your life
thanks roadhog

I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD

End the event and add Deathmatch to live so I can use my Sombra gun holy fuck.

Tracer is a whore

I love Mei!

STOP bullying Hanzo players

HEY /owg/

clips.twit
ch.tv/IcyWildSnailNomNom

I love just how much she doesn't look Chinese at all.

look at this thread
we're gonna do great

>tfw Mercy dominates the skies now and Pharah is irrelevant

YOU are the whore!

Who's priority armor for Torb? I currently go Ana/Zen first, then tanks, supports, genji/tracer, then whoever else.

This thread is the equivalent of 5 dps instalocks and a gold mercy main.

just throw it somewhere where they can see it nerd

1. torb
2. torb
3. torb
4. throw at genji while he's dying to monkey

Is it actually coming after patch today?

>Mercy is a dom in game and in their relationship

wew

This user is right.

>land flashbang on someone's head
>does nothing

Yourself > anyone with shields (symm, zen, zarya) > healers > other dps > tanks

>t.torb main

Your thread was depending on you

isn't it weird that speed boost is super good and there's only one hero that has it?

Do you think Mercy sits on Pharah's face until Pharah gets her off or passes out?

>Lost to Clawz

rapha plz

next hero will have an ult that boosts the entire team all over the map

I am the Mercy main.
But I am not gold

>32% is obese
>she's easily over 40%
so much of her to love

you don't just uninstall by deleting the folder, is he a fucking retard?

No idea, I just hope so.

he's Russian, and battlenet is his bitch.

T H I C C
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does anybody else spam Widow's hello until they get a sufficient number of "hullo"'s? I love how, I dunno, autistic she sounds (for lack of a better word) when she goes "hullo", it's so fucking cute and sweet.

>tfw you'll never drink Widow's saliva

35% is hot

Same, not too excited but anything new and slightly fresh will keep me playing longer.

>you will never have mei sit on your face while she eats breakfast and and farts on you

i don't

Don't say that user.

Mei loves you and wants you to smell her farts!

"man the harpoons! she's comin for a mouthful of krill!"

god I want to smell her feet so fucking bad
like can you imagine how they must smell after so long in statis? I just want to bathe in that musk
>not wanting her feet
fucking loser

What a punchable fuckin face holy shit

I want to lick widow's face

T H I C C

What the fuck is wrong with Meiposters

Are macros bannable? I was thinking of making a quick scope macro for Ana and binding it to Right Mouse Button, but I don't wanna get banned for it.

widow a ugly

>that cute glossy eyed look
god I want to lick her asshole so badly

absolutely fucking disgusting, I hope you die

It's against the Overwatch Terms of Service, but I don't think they're actively looking out for them unlike with aimbots.

god can you imagine the buttsweat mixed in there? normally women don't have a smell but when they look like you get distinct flavors in every part. The ass, the snatch, the feet, the armpits, god it's like a fucking buffet

It's ok to have shit taste, don't worry. Go back eating Mei's shithole

I unironically want Mei to eat me and turn me into shit.

This is falseflag posting

But you're already shit, user.

Not all meiposters are like this, I swear guys.

>mei blows her nose for the first time in years
I need to taste that
>skinny mei
fucking kek

execute these people

Do you think Sombra would be into scratchplay with those nails?

Do you think she could inject nanomachines in you that let her control your bodily functions?

What if you had sex with her and she injected nanomachines in you by scratching your back during the sex, but then she revealed that it gave her control of your orgasms, and then from then onwards, any time you wanted to cum, you had to ask her to let you?

I just assume they are americans whose brain fried during their circumcision.

Then I want to reflect on the outside what I am on the inside.

I want to be purified by Mei's colon.

DID SHE HAVE SHIT IN HER BOWELS WHEN THEY PUT IN HER STATIS?
OR DID SHE HAVE TO EMPTY HERSELF?
either mei have to take a laxative and painfully sit on a toilet grunting out all her waste or she took a massive, rock hard shit from what was left inside
thank you so much blizz

Tracer x D.va is the true OTP.

make meiposting a bannable offense please

Do you think Snowball had to watch?
What if Snowball is actually also the toilet?

You insult American intelligence while saying that a circumcision can somehow mess up your brain?

>snowball is her personal toilet
now we're talking

Can we talk about video games please? I want to talk about the video game now.

we getting the hog buffs and deathmatch today?

Quick, Bleufags, what are Widow's best voice lines? I really like "Let them eat cake". Haha, imagine eating her blue asshole like a cake!

>Meifags
>into scat

they like shit, makes sense.

I think so, although its not confirmed.

I dunno, Snowball doesn't look big enough for multiple loads.

Do you think Snowball converts her shit into snow? Is that what her ult is? Is Mei's ult just freezing her enemies in her shit?

What the stale meta? The broken matchmaking? The incoming meta that is completely ignoring all the huge red flags being raised in the PTR?

Overwatch is for porn now only, appealing to everything from lesbians, futa, and now fat musky women.

You are correct.

It should come in about 2 hours if Blizz's not retarded.

>What if Snowball is
Makes me think...You should check "snowballing porn", that will give you a nice idea of what Mei does in her free time

>"sorry"
>"until life, until death"

>destiny beta just so happens to be on OW off season

Get woke you dumb faggot and kike enabler. Circumcision is trauma based mind control. Instills slave mentality. You're kidding yourself if you think being strapped to a table and having your cock mutilated while you scream in agony isn't somehow imprinting. More and more fringe evidence of it is arising. That's all it will ever be so long as kikes run our societies, though. Gotta suck those bloody baby dicks. Gotta fuel that cosmetics industry with all those sweet, sweet foreskins, mutilate the goyim.

So mean...

Honestly

EXECUTE MEIPOSTERS

>mei's ult is her shitting over everyone
>all her snow is the collective frozen shit from all her years asleep
>those rolls
yes please, so much yes

Is there a lot of art of them together? They are so perfect for each other.

I NEED SOME POV SFM FAT PORN OF MEI RIDING ON MY FACE WITH THOSE BEAUTIFUL THIGHS

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"Step into my parlor, says the spider to the fly..."
I love the vicious tone of her voice in this one.

>her gun is just diarrhea being sprayed on them until it's too thickly coated on to move anymore, and then she fires a thick log of shit straight through their skulls

>dashes through you dealing 100 damage with his combo
>starts jumping around your head and spamming infinite shurikens
>deflects and escapes if shit goes south
What are you supposed to do in there situations? Don't say positioning because the twink has the most mobility in the game.

>we still have skinny bitches being posted
bones are for dogs, real men want T H I C C

I ENJOY MERCY MAINS

There's a few, yeah. Here's some comics courtesy of /u/. imgur.com/a/XAnd1

Thank you user