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>list of good comm. servers
teamfortress.tv/servers

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf | scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil AHUE): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>List of active, or at least semi-active players of /tf2g/
pastebin.com/GyT3Csue

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twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Lmao

Comp TF2

tf2r.com/kuagpqp.html

rate my pyro

reposting for new thread cuz the guy might not see it
nope you'll have to just consider what i said as to be false or true

notice how he didnt deny being black so i'm not making false claims completely, he is trans

Yo, morwanneg. So I wasn't feeling the S. Aspects over at bp.tf. If what you said is true about the Strangification and craft, how about hooking ya boy Viva up with a trade for it? I'll buy it off ya

>based viva is into trannies

bro waht the hell

The fuck? No, I'm not

Fine. Guess I'll craft it on my own

Someday

No. I'm already raffling it, and it would be incredibly rude to just up and trade it. If whoever wins wants to sell it to you, that's fine, but I'm not going to give it to you because I already made a commitment to raffling it.

bruh you begging a tranny to be "ya boy"

you sad asf?

Why are you still here you don't even play the game all you do is shitpost are you only here because you have your expensive-ass items and a need to bait i mean i know im giving you attention rn but god fucking damn get a hobby that's not shitposting go to college so you can get a good job so you can actually pay your bills because I'd imagine being a bagboy doesn't pay off the NYC rent very well holy fucking shit i bet you don't even have a girlfriend or leave the house ever except to work at your min-wage job and you're probably a huge fucking weeaboo too also pyro is a fucking godawful class and the detonator is a piece of shit for those who hate soldier because hes """"""OP""""" but still want to rocket jump

Maybe one of the literal who's in the raff will be willing to sell it to you

you're so mad lmao

leave my boy alone

Man, this kid is pissed

you shouldn't take viva or any poster for that matter this seriously

How sad must it be to get pissed over BasedViva in 2017?

Are you finally gonna crawl out of your hole or did you just wait for an opportunity fling shit at me again? What the fuck is your problem, kid?

nah, am i supposed to know who you are?

retards that obsess over arena shooters are usually shit at them

>barks at me like a little pussy for no apparent reason
>I-I DONT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE YOU HAHA
neck yourself

what am i doing with my life

stealing accounts and selling them to hackers and scammers
at least it pays well

NEETs gotta make money somehow

how did i bark at you retard

i replied to a shitty post, you are being targetted for making bad posts, not for being you

I haven't sell anything in months. This shiny shit was bought by my wage.
I bought 1050ti by selling 2003 accs, though.

I don't even post here anymore, you dumb fuck

lmao i have no idea who you are why do you think i am targetting you

>i dont post here
>posts here

nice

youtu.be/iTFdNhN_bFc

>pretending to be a retard
nvm, you're not worth my time

oh do you think me referencing a widely known videogame character named "duke nukem" means i'm talking to some random literal who who named himself after the character?

take your meds you fucking freak

yikes!

Dang!

/tf2g/ sure is shit today. I think I'd honestly rather be in the thread right now.

please dont put them there

Today? It's been shit for a long time

It's just that new tf2g makes it worse

What do you do when you see a weeb in game?

A potential ERP partner.

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FRAG

What happened to mat_picmip settings? How can I re-enable the highest detail level..? I really hate Valve btw.

>not a fempyro OP
quickly delet this thread right now

but that pic was from a guy some months back that complained about tf2's limited shader settings and applied an external program to it to make it look like the bottom pic, basically post-processing

Does this make up for it?

>Still no update
>No excuses at this point

Lmao

The state of Valve

Yeah did you read the post? Are you new to Veeky Forums?

kill me

>inb4 "lol entering 5 cent raffles what a NEET"

i'm not a NEET BAKA i just like tf2g crafts and i like to be able to make tf2g crafts

do you have a dotsy craft, those are rare

i really hope nobody thinks that """shader""" looks better than the original

i have ham, kringle collection, five month shadow and after dark crafted by mor

siberian sophisticate crafted by wanderer

and a bullet buzz crafted by md

i also have a dalokohs bar gifted by vibri if that counts

sadly no dotsy crafts, hopefully i get more /tf2g/ crafts in the future

i wonder if any tf2g craft collectors have a biba craft because he hates the idea of raffles and tf2g crafts

>It's a half the enemy team goes spy to try and take out your randomly placed but somehow impossible to remove sentry episode

I think I used to have a Thotsy craft, but I probably recrafted it.

>It's a rescue ranger engie hides an unreachable corner and incessantly heals the sentry, all while being guarded by basically the whole enemy team, making it impossible to take down without near-perfect coordination and class optimization with your team of jose.gonzales.2007 spies episode

prove it and i'll give you a hat, there's no way you had one

Stickies.

>Used to

>Wanting hats crafted by a pedophile

Disgusting

>had
i know you said used to

i still have my videogames craft
shame it's the worst hat in the game

holy fuck I have a lot of videogames crafts

I remember hearing tripfags here were way worse back in 2013, could someone tell me about that?

i only joined in 2014 but there were a lot more tripfags then and i wouldn't say they were worse
the thread was a lot of fun with them and it's not like we are very productive now either

also drama but that's to be expected with that many tripfags

hi tf2g

hio

Hi d

brb guys need to take a shit

don't come back

Is there anything worse in a casual game than a "clan" of shit players.

I miss the tripfags

People who belittle you for wanting to win because the name of the mode is "Casual" and thus means it's friendly day care.

our resident tripfag is already bad enough

>resident tripfag
>singular

kinda rude

wtf I want a trip now

Buying craft hats for 1.22 ref each TRADE ME!

have you ever raped a entire server before? i did

That's child molestation sir, i have warned the authorities and they are already on their way to your house

>isn't in the enemy intel

This is consensual sadist sex at best

How did the game go on long enough to get that many kills

post a loadout . I like it I draw it

It's CTF with no time limit. Engineer shuts the whole game mode down.

>camping intel as engineer
>rape

it's more like the enemies raping you by pulling down your pants and forcibly riding your dick but you liking it because you're a ducking degenerate

Oh boy time to shill this beauty again
Unless you've already drawn it, in which case thanks again for it

that loadout has been posted to death

Because after this amazing piece i decided i had to get it drawn by everyone who could pick up paint and a mouse
You love it and you know it

Pick one (1)

:)

I'll just dump the rest because i love everyone who drew them, and because the thread is slow

post yfw its not wolfy

pick me

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>tfw no TF2 gf (female) {with vagina} [natal]

How many kills is it at nowadays? I got myself a strange one after seeing tagg and you use it to good effect, and i'm already near 200
I really should get an airborne kills or scouts killed part on it, it's so much fun to delete those fuckers

I got here late what'd I miss

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Shitposting mostly
also nice froot ster wannabe

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Right, forgot that star_ had that unusual and effect. Honestly, just looked good at the time when I got it.

Are there any achievements you wish you could get? I have never gotten the soviet block one, where you have to be a heavy on defense and bodyblock a heavy on attack while both of you are ubered
Like, when the fuck would that ever happen?

>those vacant eyes
cursed image