Why is it that every time I get on a nice windy mountain road, I get stuck behind one of these retards...

Why is it that every time I get on a nice windy mountain road, I get stuck behind one of these retards? Can we just kill them all?

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Cuz your not on a sport bike

Needed that laugh thanks OP

First we nuke africa, then we nuke every individual truck owner, done

Why is it that every time I get on a windy mountain road, I get stuck behind one of these retards? Can we just kill them all?

Dont worry. Just attempt to overtake and they'll kamikaze into the guard rail

The perfect solution: youtube.com/watch?v=9_axIytjoJU

Nigger please! If you can't pass me it's cause I'm going at a reasonable speed. And if I'm not going fast enough pass me!

There's certainly no reason why a exceptional driver like yourself would actually be "stuck" behind a vehicle like myself.

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Why is it that whenever I'm a a nice windy mountain road I get one of these behind me.
Can we just kill them all?

I usually cant pass faggots like you because I can't see far enough into the oncoming lane to determine its safe. Your trailer blocks my view and I can only see if the road turns

>driving something so gutless you cant pass a truck towing 10000lbs of horse shit.

Last time this happened to me was on a long stretch of double lines with no passing. I wasn't looking to touge or anything, but this nigger was going a good 15 under the speed limit.

I just started flashing my lights, honking, and waving my hand out the window pointing to his trailer. He thought I was trying to tell him something so he slowed down and pulled over a bit. I pulled up beside him and yelled "get the fuck outta my way faggot" and drove off. He was too heavy to catch up.

:^)

did you ever consider that the reason he was going 15 under was being he had horses in his trailer, and to him, his horses are worth more than your pathetic excuse of an existence?

No horses are stupid he was probably using them for horse porn so fuck that guy and his trailer

Yes, kill someone who's actually using their one ton truck for actual work but never mind the cuckolds who just drive these things without a trailer attached or anything loaded in the bed.

What, your Miata doesn’t make enough power to pass them?

>he was probably using them for horse porn so fuck that guy and his trailer
Checked, sounds like a damn good time user

>bike
>cornering
kek

nice autism

>windy mountain road
>safely passing

at least he's getting laid by something, unlike you user.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner. My liter bike has no problems with these snow bird faggots.

What if you ls swapped a horse?

>get the fuck outta my way faggot
>horses are stupid he was probably using them for horse porn so fuck that guy and his trailer
>:^)

I can't stop laughing

>did you ever consider that the reason he was going 15 under was being completely oblivious to, or acting selfishly entitledagainst any other road user around him?
>did you ever consider that he was inconsiderate?
You're a fucking genius.

>You're not allowed to drive a high cargo or towing capacity vehicle unless you're utilising that capacity all the time.

>bike
>cornering
Yes, they're very good at it. Well, maybe not one of those retro pieces of shit.
>biker
>cornering
They're scared to death unless it's their 50th time down the road and they have all the lines memorized. Same goes for MR2 drivers, lel.

>I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO BRAKE MID CORNER OKAY
>ONCE I GET USED TO IT I'LL FUCKING SMOKE YOU
>REALLY!

>Yes, they're very good at it. Well, maybe not one of those retro pieces of shit.
Actually, the "retro" Z-RS pictured is also fantastic at cornering.
I'll wager that is just a shit cunt rider who wraps the throttle on in a straight line and parks it in corners

I assume it's pretty good but nowhere near the performance of proper supersports

For $15k toys they're insane corner munchers, and probably safer on a track than a car (granted the track has runoff instead of barriers) despite being infinitely more dangerous on the street.

>horse float
>reasonable speed
pick one, they all do 20-50km/h under the seed limit so their horses don't fall over.
how about this, ride your fucking horse at those speeds ya cunts.

>ride motorcycle
>hang out behind horse trailer
>open door
>pop a wheelie and ride bike into trailer
>park it, close the rear door
>fuck all the horses
>pull up leather pants and ride out of the trailer

bikes win again

>I assume it's pretty good but nowhere near the performance of proper supersports
It's more to do with tyres and suspension tuning (itself a black art) than anything. If anything the biggest benefit of a supersport in the corners is a marginal advantage in weight and ergonomics (tipping in/changing direction).

i never said they weren't allowed to dipshit. but theyre still posers who think they look badass driving a big boy rig that mommy and daddy bought for them, and will never use them for work use. unless you consider buying a 36" plasma screen tv from your local mall and hauling it home to your suburban home "work".

I like the way you think

Reminds me of retards buying sports cars to idle in traffic on the way to work or sit in the garage for years at a time

It's called an investment. Look it up.