/meg/ - Mass Effect General

French writefag here. Returning from finishing Darkest Dungeon for the first time. It's a good and fun game.
Looks like /meg/ has its hands full at the moment with the... thing that arrived. In the meantime, do any of you want me to do a small story in the continuation of the Omega brothel ?
I'm open to suggestion on pairings to do.

female krogan brothel master

Sure, I'm interested. Have you written anything involving a femdrell so far?

yeah we have a biotic femdrell that jerks you off with mass effect fields

Could be interesting, never thought /meg/ would be interested in a femkro.

I wrote that some thread ago.
Hope you'll like it.

well it's kinda hard to come up with pairings considering you already did the most requested ones
a salarian wouldn't work there (fucking a cloaca???)
i don't know frog man

Wrote a femsalarian blowjob from a while ago. Not in the brothel setting but Salarian lewds are hard to write with them having no libido at all.

that was my other point
but there was a line in game from mordin saying that some fem salarians and male salarians do have sex even with krogan

Hot, thanks Brioche.

My pleasure.

Femkro also gets a vote from me, I think it'd be fun. In fact, pretty sure I haven't read any sort of Krogan lewds from /meg/. Unless I'm just missing one.
Not sure about the pairing though, I'd be pretty generic and say Human and Krogan, but it's up to you if you think of one better.

Alright, will think about a scene with "Big Mama" the female krogan brothel owner. Might have an idea that could be interesting.
Wil be a human x fem alien as always.
Do any one have any image depicting naked krogan ? Do we know how much female krogan differenciate from male one ? (Sexual dimorphism and stuff like that.) Do they have breasts ?

could be a bet some one offers you a hundred credits to spend a night with a fem krogan

femhanar who will say 'I love you' instead of "this one loves you"

fembatarian raised outside the hedgmony by nonbatarians

Fem raloi who falls for a human showing her around the citadel. Could have a sad ending where the Reapers come and the Raloi retreat home and a happy reunion after the war.

I'd guess they have a small back hump compared to the males, as well as a slightly smaller head crest or whatever that is called. Not sure about the breasts, but I'd probably go with no since giant lizards.
Is there nothing in the codex about them? I thought there was something, but it's been a while since I last plated.

Here I'll do M Krogan x F Elcor right now

>there are TWO professions that a Krogan off Tuchanka can always count on - eternal and immutable across all the different galactic cultures, regardless of any fancy laws or societal standards of decency
>fighting for money, and fucking for money
>most budget vid producers usually just find the nearest gang of degenerate Blood Pack scum and toss some credits at them, but if you're lucky and get a reputation of not needing the riot hose, then eventually you can make a name for yourself in this business

>but getting paid for getting laid isn't as fun as it sounds. Work'll kill the joy out of anything
>humans are the worst, squishy and fragile
>it's all well and good for their size fetishists, but for you it's like wearing an annoying hat
>don't even get me started on their acting

>Asari aren't much better, but then again it's not like you're really having sex in the first place
>some are nice about it, they'll play on your nervous system like a drum
>but when your job involves showering off Krogan cream, others can get pretty jaded about it. You flop around for a bit, and then when it's nearly done they light you up like Rachni Victory Day for a couple seconds. Shot, shoot, end scene. Divas.
>but sometimes, the job is everything you can dream of and more
>I recently got called in for something more exotic

>Sultry Teasing: My, my. It appears they got me a big boy this time. Belittling Concern: I hope you have more endurance than the last one.
>I don't know what it fucking was, but something about being insulted in that deadpan monotone like she couldn't care less got my spurs right up. I didn't waste time.
>the GRIP, the WEIGHT. Most species have to lie down like a dead fish and hold on for dear life, but she was using those colossal forearms to push back harder with every my thrust
>I thought only a female Krogan could do that, but this was even better
>it wasn't some poor girl scheduled to hump me because the Clan believe my quint made me more virile, there was REAL AGGRESSION, REAL PASSION
>I feel a tug at my arm
>"Listen guy, we've been filming for two hours and I called cut 30 minutes ago. Time to dismount and go home, we're sending this to editing."
>I barely register tossing the guy clear across the room. Always a bad idea to get between a Krogan when he's busy, we get territorial. Amateaur.

>Delirious Ecstasy: Stop. Stop. You're fucking me retarded.
>I give one last violent thrust down to the hilt and roar as all five seize up, blasting my entire load
>With Unbridled Passion: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
>I lock onto her and cum for two straight minutes, my mind a blissful pink haze as it overflows and pools onto the floor
>somewhere someone shouts "cut", and there's loud FWOOSH as freezing high pressure water blasts me in the hump
>after letting it washing off some steam and sweat, I finally extract myself and walk over to a surly looking Batarian applying medigel
>"Listen buddy, just call me for the sequel and I'll be your fucking Krantt."

Good stuff. Got me keking.

Great job on this user. Elicited some laughs from me, I really enjoyed the dialogue.

Best shep

Literally made for each other

But what if I like both Sheps?

I bet she let him do nasty things to her asshole after he cooked for her in citadel dlc

Oh yes!

Fuck you liara

What would be a good non-edgy name for a mercenary company? Blue Suns has a really nice ring to it, make it feel "international".
Trying to find a good name for a merc group.

can't wait for CYOA tonight user

Kaidan sucks desu

He's such a milquetoast bitch.

What's the merc company comprised of mainly? Or is it so anyone can just join? Does the group have a certain ideology that sets them apart from the other groups? Those things can be good when deciding a name.
Or are you just wanting cool merc names, plain and simple?

Femshep's ass

Group comprised mostly of humans with various background, think ex-soldiers collaborating with old war veterans, short-tempered criminals on the run and even some Asari / Turian religious fanatics that can't fit in a "normal" company. New recruits wouldn't be expected to live long and be given shoddy equipements.
Loose morality, sometimes search deserted planet for signs of life, sometimes dabble in banditry, sometimes raze a red sand smuggler den. They do not accept purely criminal contracts and have a hard-on for kiling Batarian slavers. They would be pretty efficient at their job. Would be pretty active around Illium and Attican Traverse.
Can't decide on a name yet. First thought would be "Red Hooks" mercenary company, to imply butchery equipement, but I feel it doesn't suit a Sci-fi setting.

>tfw when you'll never impregnate you're waifu
>my.mixtape.moe/aizrvk.png

Hot diggity dog!

>you'll never motorboat waifu's enormous pregnancy tits

Something like the IRL Executive Outcomes (a plain name) or something with some flair like Blackwater?

For the former, maybe Solutions? The latter, Chronos & Cosmos?

Or Chronos Solutions.

Honestly, Red Hooks sounds fine for the idea you're wanting behind name.
Is this for something interesting user?

I'd like something with a bit more flair, a bit more lyrical than "Company of X" name.
To give you an idea, here's the names I've thought up from now, not including Red Hooks :
"Hellions" ; "Red Barbarians" ; "Widow Makers" ; "Knights-Errant" ; "Moonlight" ; "Void Rovers" ; "Red Ribs" ; "Golden Dust" ; "Red Flares" ; "Sunburst" ; "Red Syndicate" ; "Red Kraken" / "Golden Krakens"
The name that stuck for now are Red Hooks, Hellions and Sunburst. Always feels like my names would fit better in fantasy setting, not a sci-fi one, but I feel weird using space terminology. A bit hard to know how those names would sound for a native english speaker. Would a fantasy-sounding name fit a space mercenary company ?

Maybe. I'd like to try my hand at something a bit more ambitious after writing so many short lewd ficlets. Wanted to write about space mercs doing space stuff, having fist fights and wild sex in their ship.
But only after I finish that Human Cop / Turian Cop continuation story.

i like how garrus is crying simply epic

Go for it frenchie, I'd definitely be willing to read something adventurous focused from you. You writefags here write some great stuff, which is also what helps keep this place alive.

Calling it now boys, i've got the next CYOA update predicted right here.
>the night of interspecies debauchery comes to an end
>awaken from your slumber, start sneaking around cyra's abode in an attempt to find a bathroom
>find only other door aside from the entrance and her bedroom
>enter
>in the center of the room theres a large pit with a padlocked metal gate covering it
>you peer inside
the pit is filled with water and there is a small turian child named shaunithus desperately trying not to drown
mfw

Press X to Shaunithus.

Try looking up some stellar terminology and see if you can draw any inspiration from there.

Also if you want good ideas for ship names look up the list of spacecraft from the Culture series, SpaceX already paid homage by using two of them for their AI drone ships. Good stuff.

Thank you for your trust, I'll do my best. Knowing people enjoy reading my stuff is always a good feeling.

It's getting pretty late in France, I shouldn't stay awake for so long.

Vote option 3 "go back to bed to be big spoon, and never bring it up"

Krogan's Heroes?

As much as I enjoy Liara, Liarafag needs to tone it down a bit and that one faggot who ran /dag/ into the ground with leliana posting needs t odie.

Nah, likely the detective did something in her past as an officer, such as getting a civilian killed, and that's why she quit C-Sec. Likely going to be targeted by the crazy killer for that reason.
I'm just still trying to figure out how they're killing people. I'm still going with it's a sort of technology that you can slip into food or something. It embeds itself in your throat, someone activates it from a distance, then it completely destroys itself afterwards. Somewhat sad I missed the update to participate in saying how the crime was done. Still can't find out how the cough figures into the story yet.

Liara is a piece of garbage after ME1.

>cute scientist, curious and brave
>on Noveria she doesn't like it there because of all the dark secrets

>ME2-ME3
>jaded deadpan voice, makes edgy and violent threats
>largest info broker in the universe that can spy on you 24/7
>watches political blackmail porn vids with her drell bull as she laughs about dumb liarafag cucks
>Asari are culturally trained to forget about their lovers and find new fucktoys, you are nothing but a blip in the 1000+ year lifespan of a smurf roastie

God what a shit waifu.

The point of Liara's arch is that she becomes jaded, but she escapes that pit and becomes more worldly: less naive, but not lost to the good things.

>4 a.m.
Going to sleep now /meg/. See you around.
If CYOA user post tonight, please vote for the option that let us have tender love with the detective and let her lead the action until we can put her ass up, face down.

Noted. Goodnight, Brioche

You're going to need to think more outside the box than that, user. But it's a start. :^)

I like Void Rovers best.

Cinnabar Sons, Orion's Sword, Quasar's Sin, Ivory Nova. It's not hard to think of shit, just combine a space word or color with a noun.

Miranda's fat ass

Go on. What about her large, perky tits?

Her voicing was pretty shit in ME2, but got better in ME3. You're deluded if you think the robotic annunciation of ME1 was good. Shepard will last at least one tenth of her life, which is not insignificant, even setting aside that it's her first proper relationship and that few could ever hope to compare to Shepard. Lastly, her personality change is one of hardening, the same as with a large swath of bioware characters. In dragon age its specifically called hardening, for fucks sake.

Is there any actual lore reference to how many partners asari take in their lives?

Not as good as Cora desu

i would assume it's based on personal preference i'm sure their are some more conservative asari that only take one (though i bet it's extremely rare)

>Her voicing was pretty shit in ME2, but got better in ME3.

Hell, it got better as of Shadow Broker where they directly address the way she talked in base ME2 and had Shepard call her out on it

>her sweet peppy voice in ME1 is robotic
>her monotone deadpan is better in 3
>I'm deluded

It's genuinely fucking jarring when you finally get to the Citadel DLC and the VA actually inflects her voice at the party.

the darkblood reapers

Robotic in tempo, not in tone.

Waifu dreams you glorious baguette.

I wanted to look in the bathroom, because I had a feeling some sort of evidence was in there. I would also bet we had a chance to die searching it. I just need more stuff to work with you bastard, which just makes this ride even more fun.

I'm on to your shit CYOAnon, we're not in danger of getting murdered at all, you're just playing into all of our paranoid delusions!

...

Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it?
That's what it is to be a slave.

Update soon

Well he has succeeded in that aspect on my end, the bastard.

what did biwoare mean by this?

Oh, YES!
>those tits
>those hips
>that cameltoe
>those boots

EDI is Jeff's personal sex doll, and she live streams it to every Fem Shep who wanted to romance Joker.

Such a great movie.

At least late nights on /meg/ are still comfy.

Hell yeah motherfucker

it's the same person

>Liara is our goddess and disrespecting her is punishable by slapping!
This same poster used to false-flag with Leliana on /dag/, and people used to blame other innocent Leliana posters for HIS annoying behaviour. I am sorry you have to go through this /meg/.

Remember, it is just a false-flagger. I don't think he even likes Liara or Leliana (Liara maybe).

Kaidan and femShep are really boring compared to him and mShep. It just plays out so basic; with mShep, there's the whole "lost time" angle

Just a reminder that this guy played a blind vietnam vetern sword master in an action movie called Blind Fury.

It's pretty fucking great.

Wrong.

execute asarifags

>posts exactly the same except replaces nugs with pyjacks and leliana with liara
>not the same
kys

Previous save.

>You decide to be patient and wait on the couch for Cyra.
>Well, patience is a stretch, really. You find yourself becoming increasingly nervous over what seems like hours over the course of a few minutes?
>Your mind races rapidly. What could should she be getting? Where was this going?
>You aren't sure if you were ready for it to go this far already, and the implications of what could happen in the future had you even more concerned.
>Fuck. You can't even keep your hands still. The once comfortable couch is now making you totally restless. You feel like pacing around the room.
>Cyra's voice echoing down the hall pulls you back into reality.
>"Hey!... Are you still out there? ...I'm.. almost done."
>If you were going to chicken out, now was the time to do it.
>You barely manage to swallow the large wad of spit building in your throat.

1)"Uh, yeah... still here."
2)"Um, do you mind if I ask what you're doing."
3)"I ah, ah.. think I'm gonna get some sleep actually. I'm pretty beat."
4)Say nothing. Get up and check on Cyra.

2) probe for a answer to plan our next move

forgot to add don't sound like a beta, be confident this is a turian women

1, it's no fun if it's not a surprise.

3

gonna switch to one on this one to secure the next part

Anyway, I made a new /dag/ thread. I doubt anyone cares though.