If you had $500,000 to either blow on cars or 500 high class $1,000 escorts, which would you pick...

If you had $500,000 to either blow on cars or 500 high class $1,000 escorts, which would you pick? You can only pick one or the other.

I'd buy a Hakosuka GTR and a Toyota Century, and let the hookers come to me.

the fucking cars
i'd turn gay before I could fuck 500 hookers

let me beat my meat and come answer on a clear mind

definately the cars
Ill have the speediest sleeper truck out there senpai

250k on cars
250k on hookers

>You can only pick one or the other

500 whores

Ritzy cars, use them to pick up chicks

What did I win?

Cars, doesn't take an expensive chick to root well but it does take bulk money to drive some dream cars

$500,000 is a fuckin nice set of 80's memecars

$150,000 into a badass 222D replica type thing
$50,000 into a 13b twin turbo AW11
$50,000 into a 1JZ-GTE swapped MA67
$25,000 into a super clean AE86 (very lightly modified, suspension, exhaust, intake)
$25,000 into a super clean AW11 (very lightly modified, suspension, exhaust, intake)
another $100,000 to slush in between those 5 cars to maintain them
with the remaining $100,000
1st gen insight
3rd or 4th gen civic
what ever shitbox catches my fancy

>$500,000 is a fuckin nice set of 80's memecars

Can buy multiple Ferrari F40s.

>Fugggg :DDD

based

aren't F40s hovering around $1.5mil

Cars, every 3 escorts you fuck is another 3k civic/ls400/is300 bought by a clueless beaner instead of you.4 fucked hookers is an Mr2 or 240sx wrapped around a tree, 20 hookers is some snapback/beaner removing another EVO from the genepool etc.

>Implying $500k can even buy one F40

This is possibly the worst spending of $500000 I've ever seen

>Sheeeiiittt

I don't have to do all 500 escorts at once, do I?

Sorry to bust your bubble OP, but if you think $1000 is "high class" for a hooker you've been hanging around the wrong hookers.

Cars, you dumb fuck.
90s F150, early 90s Ranger, Clownshoe, Dodge Coronet, Ford Falcon, some other stuff. Take my comfy time to source parts modify as I please

cars. I'm too much of a loner to even bother getting with an escort.

Give me the 500,000 now. I would have the rest of my life occupied by searching for the best parts for my projects

I'll take the car. My wife would not approve of the escorts.

150k-175k on a manual spec Porsche 911 GT3, crystal blue and yellow combo

90k-110k C7 Corvette ZO6 3LZ manual, blue and black combo

Rest in the bank for needed repairs/maintenance

>tfw people would waste the money on hookers

>wasting money on whores
>what is reading comprehension
For fuck's sake Eliott no, cars won't make chicks attracted to you.

>13b twin turbo AW11
>mfw

cucked

I'll take five hundred $1000 Escorts.

The cars - I'll have a 997, an E34 M5, a Golf R Mk7, and an E36 droptop.

You're asking me if I want cars or whores OP? Me, who browses a car enthusiast imageboard? Oh and I have to choose between an insane amount of cars which have guaranteed resale value vs. a service that I can only use on myself and suffers heavily from diminishing returns? Gee I don't know OP you've stumped me.

Good one

i already have my car. id take the escorts.
i dont think u guys understand, these chicks are professionals. PROFESSIONAL SEX.

>PROFESSIONAL SEX.
Timed loveless unenthusiastic humping doesn't really sound all that great compared to starting my own MidNightClub.

>escorts
absolutely despicable.

I'd buy an aventador then set my tinder to 18 n specify virgins only.

>tinder
>virgins
The only virgins on tinder are male.

>not buying a stratos

what are you?

I've matched with several virgins on tinder, all of whom were female.

thats alot of risk free whores, but the car could be sold for some cash value like 333,333$? its a tough call, cant go wrong with either one

aren't original Lancia Stratos' like 1mil plus?

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>goes on Veeky Forums
>if you had money would you spend it on cars?

>this thread

summer is here

I am a completely new dude to cars so I wouldn't know what to do with 500k with either cars or pussy. I'd buy a lexus sedan or something.

>Restore my late mom's Fiat 600 to concours level (30K)
>Convert my dad's Fiat 600 to Abarth spec with an electric drivetrain (30K)
>Turbo my Bandit 1200 (20K)
>Buy a Duke 1290R (20K)

>V10 RS6 with mods (50K)
>Build a hardtail 200ci Panhead (50K)

>Swap a modern C63S drivetrain into a W201 Evo2 replica but with a 7 speed manual dogleg

Jokes on you, I fuck cars.

Yes, a Toyota century and keeping the rest of the money

This is true but dating sites are awful. I just use grindr and other sites to get fuck buddy's and call it a day. like 99.9% of people are boring and aren't worth dating.

Best taste in the thread so far, even though I don’t approve of droptops

I'd start a v8 MX5 club with memberships and sponsored track days.

500 $1000 hookers will probably last you a while if you ration them probably.

It will enable you to disregard actual wimen so you can actually get big stacks.

Definitely the hookers.

the cars

i recently got into JAV VR porn with my Vive and an onahole and I've been having a much better time than any "high class" roastie escort I've ever been with

Id take the 500k and make a r/r twingo with an s54

>high class escorts
You mean Escort Ghia. They go cheaper than 1000$

>tfw I thought op was talking about Ford Escorts and was wondering if I could get 500 cosworths

Rs6 for a daily driver, 911 for a fun car, M2 just because i like how it looks. Whats left on gas/maintainance for a few years

A high class whore is closer to $50,000 my friend, those instagram "for business enquiries, email __" models spend all their time in the middle east.

Stratos' are like $1mil
A Delta Integrale Evo 2 on the other hand...

Kek I drove that in college. Not a bad little shitbox

Cars, then sell one of the cars and get some hookers.

How is this even a fucking question? There's 7 billion people on this fuckin' planet. There are only so many Grand Nationals and Syclones left.

Probably the escorts. I’m 22 and kissless virgin with low self esteem and depression. It’d probably help. Not that I’d be able to fuck that many escorts, but yeah

Get slightly drunk with some friends and go to a strip club.

This is the only good answer. Nice dubs.

I want steven seagul to suck me cock while i choke him out in the back seat of my twingo.

Buy the cars. The women will follow.

I'll take two please

500 twingos.

The only car I truly desire anymore costs far more than 500k. I'll just fuck the 500 whores to take my mind off my impossible dream.

Bitches ain't nothing but tricks and ho's. Don't fall for them.

king,,,

100 twingos
rest goes into 90s japanese memecars so i can brag about owning them on Veeky Forums

1000 twingos

Cars, of course.

I can get plenty of women driving my old truck (pic related).

Cars for sure

>one Harvey Weinstein-tier whore
>166 666 3k civics and a bueno bar
hmmm

cars duh

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even if you didnt post this on the official Veeky Forums car board no person with any brains would get the hookers
i'd get a fun car, fix up my current car and dd it, and spend the last 400k on 200 ws6 trans ams so that when they skyrocket in price from becoming nu-muscleshit i can sell them all and use the money to probably buy a new MAF for my bimmer

Patrician taste mang
>tfw no 2.3 EVO gf

Garbage question. Cars 100%.

2004 WRX STI and some sort of wagon (maybe a WRX wagon if I want to go full fag), dump most of the money into insurance and keeping it clean as a whistle.
If I'm allowed to spend any of the money on a garage cleaning and remodeling or just pocket the rest, I'd do that too.

This

i would take 2000 $250 escorts

Cars, my gf would be pretty pissed otherwise.

Ironically this unironically

>500 $1000 hookers will probably last you a while if you ration them probably.
>It will enable you to disregard actual wimen so you can actually get big stacks.
>Definitely the hookers.
>"hurr women are a distraction from making money, so let me spend 500K on whores to get ready to make money"
This is the actual most retarded post on Veeky Forums right now.

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