/owg/ - Overwatch General

What heroes do you think need a nerf and which ones do you think need a buff? I think all the defense heroes except rat deserve a buff

Didn't realize the old thread was about to die

>Mercy
Constantly at the hospital working extra long hours, usually too tired to hang out but is willing to watch a movie with you until she passes out
Super nice, always trying to introduce me to he old friends, but you can tell she's way smarter than you and considers me a retard who needs a handler
Sometimes gets in bed with me and tells me everything will be alright when its apparent i'm feeling down.
Has Swiss chocolates in the pantry at all times
Always telling me I should eat better, exercise more, quit drinking just to improve my health, even when she knows she sounds like a nag.

Feels alright, man.

And she also lets you watch and jerk off your pathetic dick while Doomfist fucks her raw.

>kilometric
Huh?
>why so many links
To try to give helpful information on as many pertinent topics as possible.

whats with you people and your cuck/interracial fantasies?
>leader of talon with a pure neutral healer of those in need

Bazookas queen

Did Jack get his zipper stuck again? Christ, this guy...

Yes there is more

I didnt get the sombra skin because it looked rather crappy and she is bound to get something cooler in a later event

Don't ask me. She's your roommate, not mine.

How would you buff her without breaking her? Would you nerf her grenade and shift power elsewhere?

>D.va
Guess I'm going to have to deal with someone else playing games in my house.

Just report them they are spamming the site

This image is so cute, It captures sombra's voice perfectly

She doesn't need to be buffed, you need to git gud

OP is wrong. 31st is Thursday not Friday

Nerf the grenade, it's stifling to be spending so much time anti-naded meaning healers can't even play the game. Double her cooldown for her nade, and give her shoulder missiles.

I had 3,000 coins exactly and was only missing the Sombra skin.
I didn't get it either, grabbed a few of the Year 1 items I'd missed instead.
Oh well.

You can choose between

-his grenade launcher from the original cinematic, fires shrapnel grenades that explode in a sphere of fragments damaging everything around it within 3m
-a speed boost that brings back the soul mechanics, he collects and stores up to two souls and can use them to move 30% faster for a few seconds, with a 4-second cooldown between uses

TRACER IS A PUSSY-LAPPING, CUNNY-SUCKING, MUFF-MUNCHING, LESBIAN, DYKE, PUSSYSLUT!!!

Zen buff fucking when?
I want two orbs at the same time.

Sombra hentai is the only reason I havent killed myself

Junkrat is obnoxious now beyond belief.

As much as I appreciate your custom OWG banners, Junkertown should have been featured here.

>Soldier.
Shit. I'll have to clean up all day lone military style. He'll just growl at everything.

>Phara.
Will probably be stuck up like Soldier but won't be a strict since she was a merc. Will warm up over time if I don't fuck up and as long as family isn't around.

>Reaper.
He'll never be home anyway. If he is I won't be. Also, growling. Will probably drunk dial Soldier and Ana and loudly complain and cry.

>Junkrat.
I'm the only one doing the dishes. Pretty funny jokes from time to time. Might invite along for adventures and won't care if you go or not, but they'll usually be fun and dangerous. Will probably, ironically, pay rent on time since he's always concerned with money.

>Roadhog.
I'll never see his face. Will probably leave a mess too. If I don't get in his way he probably won't care much otherwise. Will never pay rent on time, though.

>Ana.
Probably won't be home either. If she is she'd probably just there to sleep and complain about noise.

>Mercy.
Yeah, I'm fucked alright. No complaints.

>Dva/Lucio.
Music and games always too loud. Non-stop bragging.

>Orisa/Winston/Reinhardt.
Gonna need a bigger couch. Awkward conversation. But they'll be good friends otherwise. Winston and Reinhardt would always tell stories.

>Zenyatta.
Chill af. Probably one of the best if you're not getting laid. Cleans up after himself. Pays rent on time. Good conversation and vibes. Can probably pull tail if he isn't celibate.

>Torb.
Motherfucker won't stop fixing shit. He'll even break it to fix it. His kids will run amok. But he'll be nice to have around anyway since he won't be a jerk.

>Symmetra.
I'm moving out.

>Junkrat got more mobility
>junkrats flying around doing fun stuff getting potgs
>Widowmaker got more mobility
>they still sit in their favorite camping spot all the time

figures

anyone else dreading the upcoming meta?

nerf her grenade all round, buff her fire rate, reload speed and damage

you mean, 100% lesbian?

boobs too small, mercy have bigger boobs to nurse and shut genji up that keeps yelling i need healing, 2/10 would not call mommy

>play mystery heroes
>be zarya
>enemy doomfist is being an annoyance as usual
>hear him ult
>pretend to be afk next to our bastion
>of course he tries to land on top of us
>shield myself and bastion before he lands
>solo graviton him
>keep waving him hello as bastion tears him apart

>Mei

Good

You're right.
Season 6 starts on August 31st, at 8 pm EST.
I was working off of old information from a few past threads that I just assumed all lined up, instead of double-checking it. My mistake.

in that case, have some more user

Are you implying she takes dick or something? She's AT LEAST 300% stone-cold DYKE PUSSYSLAVE.

Haven't been playing much comp lately because of dive, what will it be?

They don't call it Dumbfist for nothing

>fast reaper
God no, pls never remind me of original nanoboosted reaper again.

but i wanna fuck her

>mystery heroes
wait
I meant total mayhem.
fuck me

...

too complicated, the morons at blizz dont know how to code it
his lifesteal is working in game or not? i don't seem to be surviving much at all when im shooting shit up close before they die

>mccree
hit the bong all day and get high together

give him a smoke bomb or just make shadow step instant like blink from dishonored with a longer cd

What meta?
mercy, junkrat, rein, dva, lucio/zen, widow/soldier meta? They seem like the power group right now. widow/soldie would be the wildcard; could be any dps really.

WHAT DOES STANDING ON BOTH PRESSURE PLATES IN THE ATTACKERS SPAWN ON JUNKERTOWN DO?!

>McRee

That would be kind of fun. could use a drinking/shooting buddy

so what's the next hero that we meme into existence?

>Sombra
>Always teasing me
>We end up fucking
>She teases me not to fall in love
>It's too late

Where is tittypad user?

>Reinhardt

But how will he fit through doorways?

so is this another shitty pointless update? literally why the fuck do they keep wasting so much time and money on fucking arcade modes?

>hit the bong all day and get high together
I can see that. He'll pay half the time and pay double the next, since he gets payed at weird times as a mercenary. He'll drag you to bars non-stop, too, and be a wingman.

>Lucio
He wouldnt even be home most of the time because he's always jetsetting around to concerts being a celebrity.

>Orisa getting buffed and being on team deathmatch

I AM A KILLING MACHINE

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>rein
constantly bitching because of missed pins making him sore. armor takes up half the closet. uses firestrikes instead of a burner, annihilating any food he cooks.
still a good time though

>keep getting retard 3 stacks in TDM who lose a 6 kill lead because they don't realize you can then play defense and insist on just running into the open again and again

because normies fucking love arcade modes and any actual change to the core game, hero balancing/new heroes is met with shit from people.

I keep getting retards who fucking go genji hanzo widowmaker and do nothing but die.

Finally a new waifu

I want to snuggle in a comfy apartment with ______

you

>reposting a shitty, blurry, partially blocked tumblr image of the queen when you could either go look at it yourself, or use any other image from the past thread

Sombra

bloo

YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING!

the girl i like

I haven't won a single TDM match yet because the concept of grouping up is foreign to these people and they all want to play DPS so I'm fucked no matter who I play.

ZARYA

deathmatch keeps the solo queue fraggers out of QP and comp so they can just click heads without worrying about team comps and objectives
it's for the best

me?

>titty monster hero soon
YES

youtube.com/watch?v=aSQwI3rDETk

Genji and hanzo are pretty decent in solo deathmatch. I won my first solo match as symmetra. it was fairly cheese except 2 meis kept fucking me up.

Won the TDM as zenyatta. Got 5 kills on my own because the triple stack just kinda split up and rushed in to die. They were alright, but fuck deathmatch. 1v1 is shit, so is DM.

I wanna fuck symmetra

Reminder that this cutie with the booty is a literal LESBIAN LESBO LEZZER!!

DM is pretty good for McRee practice.

Hunkrat!

Roadhog

all approved waifus

"girl"

are you cute? then yes

There are way too many projectile weapons in the game, like, what the fuck, so many weapons are projectiles instead of hitscan for no reason.

Well, no reason beyond artificially and cheaply, very cheaply gimping them so that players can't "overperform" with them and have to pull their hair out trying to hit a single shot on a fucking medium range target.

>Roadhog M1 M2
>Torbjörn M1 M2
>Mei M2
>Doomfist M1
>Orisa M1
>Lucio M1
>Ana M1 (Unscoped)
>Mercy M1 (Pistol)
>Dva M1 (Pilot)

The only projectile main weapons that make sense are Hanzo, Genji, Pharah, Zenyatta (Maybe), and Junkrat's.

got my win and box with mccree and i was shit as fuck with him, like 2% accuracy or something in game but i wanted the stun in DM and got it.
mainly tracer was the issue but it felt like they nerf her dmg or something cause it was so fcking hard to kill anyone with 1 clip and you have to be right in their face to do it
waiting for sombra to tele back to her stupid shit and stun her was easy af

Torbjorn
I'M GIVIN' IT ALL I'VE GOT
Completion date? It'll be done when it's finished

define "cute"

Those tits won't be allowed in Overwatch.

What is this... thing?

Guys, don't worry, I hacked into the Veeky Forums mainframe to decipher this post and find out the true underlying message behind it. Here it is decoded and translated so we can understand it:

>I'm bad at aiming

>backfilled into tdm
>final score is like 18 our team to whatever 20 something it is to win
>16 of those 18 kills came from me alone
>my team was just changing heroes after every fucking death

I just want my stupid fucking crate stop fucking doing this to me

I want fucking capture the flag back it was the only arcade mode i enjoyed and id like to have no shitty "its just arcade brah we playing for fun" modes to be forced to play when getting my 9 weekly wins

Its a "couch" with 2 arm rests on either side, cupholders in the middle.

Its apocalyptic remember, they have to make stuff with whatever is available.

I WANT TO MUNCH TRACER'S GIRLCUNNY