Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?

Why haven't you purchased a Corvetteā„¢ yet Veeky Forums?

>3x more warranty than any other supercar
>Faster than GT-R for half price
>Pulls more G's than a million dollar Porsche 918
>More LeMans wins than Ford GT
>Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin
>Delicious FI variably timed V8 power
>Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG
>Dat sweet exhaust note perfection
>Quickest street legal production car to ever lap VIR (Americas Nuburgring)
>Starts at only $50k

By far the best performance value in automotive history ever

fpbp

>Modified / altered vehicle
>Production car
>Record

Oh you.

>clinging to the belief that a seatbelt somehow invalidates the record
>being this asspained

stay mad

Can you buy the car, as it set the record, from the factory?

No.

Please go to their website and option the car out as it set the record.

You can't.

>But it's a production car!

>Chevy will actually sell you a ZR1
>Have to be in Ford's safespace to be considered to buy one, and can't sell it to anyone after you do
>They will sue you, even if you're John Cena

>Can you buy the car
yes, it is a production car.

sperg more

american cars lol

>As it set the record

>gtr fanboys so assblasted that they think a damn seatbelt makes a difference

fyi the seat and cage assembly was actually heavier than the stock seat

can you buy a GT with a window-mounted timer?

didn't think so. sperg more

Yes, it set the record.

Thanks for pointing that out yet again :^)

Well no

I'm too fucking poor, otherwise it would be near the top of the list.

nice!

work harder

>3x more warranty than any other supercar
Who cares about warranty?
>Faster than GT-R for half price
While I'd never get an R35 either, that platform is a decade old. I'm sure the next one will be far faster.
>Pulls more G's than a million dollar Porsche 918
G force isn't a recipe for fun.
>More LeMans wins than Ford GT
Race cars aren't road cars.
>Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin
Exterior, arguable. Interior, no.
>Delicious FI variably timed V8 power
Suits some, not others.
>Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG
Who buys a sports car for fuel efficiency?
>Dat sweet exhaust note perfection
Subjective.
>Quickest street legal production car to ever lap VIR (Americas Nuburgring)
A literal who on the world stage.
>Starts at only $50k
So they're not very exclusive. Cheap power does not make a desirable car.

>Who cares about warranty?
smart people
>While I'd never get an R35 either, that platform is a decade old. I'm sure the next one will be far faster.
nope
>G force isn't a recipe for fun.
except it is
>Race cars aren't road cars.
...and?
>Exterior, arguable. Interior, no.
wrong
>Suits some, not others.
suits alphas, not betas
>Who buys a sports car for fuel efficiency?
smart people
>Subjective.
nope
>A literal who on the world stage.
usa is the only place that counts
>So they're not very exclusive. Cheap power does not make a desirable car.
By far the best performance value in automotive history ever

>Smart people
You mean people in middle management. They're doing well, but they can't take a 50K hit yet.
>Nope
Bold claim about a car that doesn't exist yet.
>Except it is.
It really isn't. Once you leave your 20s it's not that appealing any more.
>...and?
So comparing the race versions to the road versions is meaningless.
>Wrong
The interior is terrible. You can really see where they cut corners to keep the price down.
>Suits alphas, not betas
Last resort in terms of responses.
>Smart people
Can't be that smart if they're still concerned with fuel efficiency after buying a sports car.
>Nope
There are nicer sounding engines. Any V10, V12, or carburetted inline 6 sound better.
>USA is the only place that counts.
To people who have never spent any significant time abroad. Keep telling yourself that.
>Best performance value in automotive history ever
'Value' is something only the lower middle class care about.

More like quit cumming in my wife's cooter. Kids are expensive, yo.

>Chevy had to add weight to satisfy nanny regulations and still won
>Even with unnecessary pointless pigfat shoved into it it's still faster
A production spec car would actually be even faster still.

Want to know how I know you've never been to a race track and participated?

>Prez/poo/ is still this delusional

lol how sad

>You mean people in middle management. They're doing well, but they can't take a 50K hit yet.
you've lived a sheltered life my friend. the wealthy tend to be the most frugal of all
>Bold claim about a car that doesn't exist yet.
there's actual video of it raping the ford gt at VIR i can post if you'd like to get madder jus lemme know mkay?
>It really isn't. Once you leave your 20s it's not that appealing any more.
you've given up on your youth then. sad! bad form to project that onto others
>So comparing the race versions to the road versions is meaningless.
then why are you doing it?
>The interior is terrible. You can really see where they cut corners to keep the price down.
the interior is quite nice all else considered.
>Last resort in terms of responses.
is how i would classify your entire reply
>Can't be that smart if they're still concerned with fuel efficiency after buying a sports car.
smart people have their cake and eating it too. we like it that way
>There are nicer sounding engines. Any V10, V12, or carburetted inline 6 sound better.
nice strawman. v12 may sounds better, but that was never a point of contention. wrong on the rest btw.
>To people who have never spent any significant time abroad. Keep telling yourself that.
usa is the only place that matters, globally.
>'Value' is something only the lower middle class care about.
value is something all intelligent people care about

plz stop, no one cares.

LOOOOOOL BUTTHURTTT!!!!!

>he literally cannot refute any statement in the thread

hes literally agreeing with you you fucking tard

>tfw FD is objectively superior to corvette

obsessed samefag

the zr1 isn't even out yet

they'd have to be true to begin with

Prez/poo/ is stupid, don't try to reason with him

just trigger him

soviet is having yet another meltdown lolol

nice delusion and projection

confirmed

...

>they'd have to be true to begin with

>he STILL is unable to refute anything

in order to refute an argument it must be true to begin with

reconfirmed

irrefutable facts are impossible to refute.

an statement must be true to be considered a fact
also see

this

see

He really is ahaha!!!!

It's that easy?

see

this looks so mean...

yup

>It's another episode of "Prez/o/ spergs samefags as he tries to defend himself from the bullies"

see

>the absolute state of S/o/viet

>ARGH S/o/viet I WILL have my revenge on you!!"

lol sperg more

>he's STILL this mad

stop it, i cant breathe

>S/o/viet so triggered that he just abandons the thread

like pottery

>"PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME MASTER S/O/VIET"

nice stockholm syndrome lol

forgot my name

7:08

Gm fangirls eternally triggered by these three simple numbers

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i want a small sports car though

introducing the fastest production car in the world. is only 2300lbs

Nigga just get an abortion lmao

Also powered by a GM LSX smallblock. Pushrods push gods.

When will the body kit be available for the fiero

I'm not a retard.
I use porsche passport for my sports car. Unlimited millage. No need to worry about repairs. Everything except gasoline is covered. Can also use it as needed for just two months out of the year.
What kind of idiot would buy a sportscar in 2018? If something breaks, there goes hours down the drain and expensive parts costs. God forbid the engine blows, then you really fucked up dropping 80k.

>lease this car that is slower than the corvette