/srg/ - speedrunning general

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1st for Clint Stevens

our boi TOAST is learning f-zero gx!!!

youtu.be/_AwzTI0BgEA

What do you mean by /our/?

why didn't you sage?

serg dies tongith

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Birds can laugh.

Bonobos can howl.

Toastrider can 1:39.

Sometimes runners do wrong movement for no reason.

Monkeyposting is hilarious and is directly related to speedrunning.

And that's my list of the most incorrect statements posted in this general. I'll be posting this a lot in the future.

Literally every single point is factually correct.

>being so disconnected from reality you think any those statements are false.

Did trihex beat Veeky Forums?
youtube.com/watch?v=um6hocMQATI

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>watch Dark Souls 3 speedrun
>10 seconds of quitting to the menu and reloading the save file to skip a one second door opening animation because they don't count time on the main menu

I fucking hate speedruns

OFFICIAL LIST OF SPEEDRUNNING TRANNY NUTTERS
Cronikeys
soe
Krystal
Narci
dancingscarecow
yadra121
EnchantressofNumbers
Nickynoel
CrystalBeauty
EeveeSpirit
Kartseven
AzuraSarah
JackieDaggers
Emily Brooks
Withelde
Protomagicalgirl
tegangibby
Sagev3
Mewyabby
MissFantastic
superaliceinwonderland
transFaerie
runnee22
orcastraw
MilesSMB
Hazel_
Cyberdemon
Littlenino
emeraldaly
abootoo
ThatMG2
TheMageling
Wuest
Catlynat
Xaltis
Soulcloset
ferianjay
PrincessSynahel
Amber
Mofat
mxkai3
soothingplumtea
Torco
spicedmaple


CURED
Missy
Rachel
wqqqqqrt

Add to this, if someone is missing!

This is why Nintendo games will always be the best speedgames.

man it keeps getting worse
an encounter not going the way you want?
lel just quit to the menu and reload to reset aggro :^) all those minutes on the menu totally don't count and don't make for a shit speedrun to watch

I just came in here to tell you that speedrunning is the most retardedly pointless thing you could do, even for a gamer and that you should all just kill yourselves.

why didn't you sage?

You're right. Instead we should mindlessly grind demons for 8000 hours in Diablo 2 or grind Guitar Hero FC's 10 hours a day, or autistically spam pubs in CS:GO for our entire lives for meaningless rank ups.

who is we?

*flies high above it all and bird laughs*

don't forget 10k hours in dota while learning all the characters takes 1/100 of that

at least the most degenerate speedrun grindmonkeys get paid from twitch, moba faggots sperg at teammates completely for free and it's not even fun

midx52

midx52

midx52

why did you delete?

who is stupid enough to pay 100 bucks to attend a speedrunning marathon.

> be retarded (literally in wheelchair)
> try to sound like toast 24/7
> do nothing else with your life
> hope toast likes you

who are you quoting?

Plum is trans now? De heck

thanks for the late response!

Steveobroil is one of those people in the SM64 community who don't actually run the game but follow around the "cool" top runners like lap dogs, parrot them, and worship the ground that they stand on. It's so pathetic.

I barely pay attention to SM64 and I already had this impression. Imagine being this pathetic and not being your own person with your own achievments. Being cripple just makes it even more sad.

Being a cripple has nothing to do with it, you cunt. He'd be just as pathetic if he could walk.

It makes him that much more of a pathetic specimen.

who hurt you

>normie faggot stream monster suddenly triggered when he realises every game related thing people grind is pointless
hahaha

thanks for the late response!

if i can be high diamond or 8k mmr in dota with under 600 hours played between them (3 hours a week total) then im sure someone with severe emotion imbalances and possibly crippling autism like yourself can make it in your speedgame.

not too hard? if only 2 people are good at the game. and each has played more then 5,000 hours. how is that not hard?

archive.is/QqdfN
mmmm what the HECK, why is some random man named ian impersonating croni??

screecher

Any skill that only takes 5000 hours to become the best at is a joke.

How does this make you feel?

It means more memes. Also hopefully they won't have such a stick up their ass when it comes to fun since this is a impromptu thing

*bullies a crippled streammonster*

I wish I was crippled and could speedrun 18 hours a day.

atleast they are not forcing people to pay 100 bucks to join their shitty marathons

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>Squid obsessed freaks
>Toastrider obsessed freaks
>Flippy_O and lyfey obsessed freaks
this has to stop.

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whats the srg discrod

It's a place for speedrunners and fans to chat and interact with the loveable Cockbot

>loveable
so before ice?

IceFlinger is the heart and soul of /srg/ namefagging

How big will Coolmatty's cut of the paycheck be?

Let's just say the money will be "flooding" in haha

100%

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Twitch is down rn, what are you guys without twitch?

nothing.

underrated post

daily reminder it costs 100 bucks to attend esa

go complain to them instead of bitching here already

memes
pastebin.com/357JbLZW

where's that eek the cat speedrun duggie??????

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I submitted my Mario 64 Let's Play to HRDQ

Hope it gets in

Why would anyone ever attend that second rate faggot gathering?

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if you're not talented enough for a gdq but still want the attention that a marathon can get you

Me too

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why didn't you sage?

TOASTRIDER IS A GOD GAMER GONNA OWN EVERYONE AT FZEROGX

why did you delete?

when i saw this tweet my first thought was to screencap it for you guys

thanks for the late response!

what do you mean by "you guys"?

thanks for the late response!

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