/ink/-Splatoon General

NO!

>tfw still playing turf war because I still don't have the gear I want and I'm autistic

Squids!

>tfw first S-rank today

Feels good man.

>Blocking people for playing the game

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>current level
>current rank
>current weapon

t. /ink/ 2017

>He doesn't know that blocking is the new meta.

Jesus Christ I have about 210 and felt bad that many anons I've played with on here have around 150 something
this makes me feel a little less ashamed

Blacklisting doesnt even work

it do baby, it do!

If it worked, it'd be called whitelisting

I have come to grips with the fact I'll never make it to S in any mode. It's hopeless bros.

Ba dum tssh.

Rate

you posted this before and someone said you looked like a queer

i agree

i cant believe you stole special woomys jacket

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She doesn't have a monopoly on it

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>Rainmaker
>One person on each team starts glitching out at the start
>I have a teammate that can actually kill me
>There's a guy from the opposite team that respawns in our base
WHAT. THE. FUCK.

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>Still waiting for Mr. Grizz to give me my next job.

Mr Grizz's technology seems far better than Respawn pads at least for real battlefields.

What would /ink/ think if in Splatoon 3 team mates spawned in random locations and if you died you have to rezzed

>dies
>spends half of the game slowly sliding towards teammates

good stuff

Get good
Swim speed broken
QSJ is OP

>Entire team dies.

I'm trying to learn pixel art
have a woomy

Less like a Woomy and more like a demon.

So, a woomy

>spy on people while inking their splat zone

Is my mind playing tricks on me, or are the load times longer than usual?

That was a very good maintenance. Everything is worse

Good job

Thank you for the jacket. Hope Murch doesn't fuck me over.

>That sly little smile while she says it.

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>skipped S- for the third time

how do you do it user

>tfw I just barely reached S+1/S+2/S+2
Feels bad man. ;_;

I wish Marina was always invisible.

for some reason I'm always playing when it's Tower Control and I'm S+1 for Splat Zones and TC but A+ for Rainmaker
I have the worst luck with teams when I play it and it's never up when I'm playing and if it is, I usually play Salmon Run
on the plus side my rank says ASS

We have to exile her back to the kettles and retrieve all the zapfish to turn off their lights for that. When do we start?

Your Rainmaker is my Splat Zones. I went through like 8 meter breaks including deranking to A+ 2-3 times before I finally got to S+.

Worst losing streak I've ever been on. It wasn't that bad before the losing streak. ;_;

That sounds pretty cool.

work on the face next with a larger pixel map

_____ is the best idol

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Honestly I like all of them but Marina is still the worst on a relative scale, she's just doesn't have an engaging personali9

Racist

Callie > Pearl > Marie > Marina

if Pearl was black she would still be better desu I'd like her even more

Marie > Callie >>>>>>>> Off the Hook

Marie > Pearl > Callie > Marina

why arent you watching the cutest quietest squid ink

Marie > Marina >>>>>>>>>>>>> Callie > Pearl

Marie > Pearl > Marina >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Loser squid Callie

Who wins the stupid contest? Pearl or Callie?

>fuckability
Marina > Callie > Marie > Pearl
>personality
Callie > Marie = Pearl > Marina
>would eat pizza and play mario kart with at 3 AM
Pearl = Callie > Marie > Marina
>would sell on Arab slave market
>Marina

>it's a "everyone QJs to each other by accident instead of grouping up" episode

I'd go Pearl

explain

I used to think Callie was stupider because she put the shades back on, but then this happened.

Post ideas for the Octoboys Hairstyles

She's so stupid, people are waifufag her just to be counter contrarian. Also, she wouldn't be able to do that if Ketchup won. Marina would have banned Mayo.

Bald

>octoboys

Aren't they all girls? Wasn't the Japanese name for "Octoling" supposed to be a pun on "Amazon"?

You can use mayo to make cake frosting though

>Can't unsee wrinkles on woomy's face whenever she wears glasses.
God damn it, she looks like the Matriarch of an old biker gang.

Octarian genetic engineering, man.

>childlike bratty attitude is equal to stupidity
That's not how it works.

>"Wild Ones? No, we're the Mild Ones!"

Sandwich cakes are delicious

They can just be takozonesses (male)

So what do we know about Pearl and Marina
>Pearl
Grew up rich, can't sing hence her rapping and has a big ego
>Marina
Grew up poor, has a lot of friends of otrher species and is a pevert

I like bratty stupid girls though.

>can't sing hence her rapping
Pretty sure that was never implied or said.

>has a lot of friends of other species
Actually, what we have got only mentions Pearl going out with friends, with Marina thinking she is Pearl's best friend even though she isn't.

Also on ego: has numerous birth defects, from malformed hairtacles, beak and fins to poor eyesight and impeded growth probably did the trick as well.

Well, I think it would make sense that they're best friends. They do work together often and they both joke and tease each other alot.

this shit ain't funny, delet right now

Not at the beginning, Marina was an asshole at first and Pearl simply didn't care.
Recently however, I don't see much insulting anymore, and Pearl speaks more openly as well, I think they are becoming friends slowly.

the Sunken Scroll in which a young Pearl causes a shockwave at the folk singing contest suggests her singing isn't very good. Couple this with Marina saying Pearl is out of tune in some of their dialogue.

There is that but there's her comment about sponges suggesting she's has more friends of other species than Pearl

that seems more like headcanon rather than something implied or outright stated in game

>Pretty sure that was never implied or said.
"A shock wave struck while one young lady was performing at the recent Youth Folk-Singing contest, doing damage to the venue. Fortunately no one was injured."

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Is that supposed to be Pearl? All I see is a screaming white rabbit thing

Not him, but I thought it was just loud, not bad.

What if her voice is just so powerful it causes shockwaves?
Maybe it will be a plot point on Splatoon 3.

"Screaming white rabbit thing" is a pretty accurate description of pearl.

>bad singing causes shockwaves
Don't be retarded, user.