I need a fast car to attract women

>I need a fast car to attract women

Could work. Though I don't fall under this category that you're making fun of, why even make fun or them? Not everyone has really great social skills and such, but they can work around a to get to b.

Who are these posts supposed to be for? Who are you quoting/paraphrasing and making fun of? Is it anyone on this board? Then make fun of them when they post it. Is it someone you know personally or irl? Then it doesn't belong on this website.
It's amazing how a wojack edit is a 100% accurate indicator of a terrible post.

t. buttblasted because I exposed the reasoning behind his car purchase

I would need to own a car that could be considered fast for that to be the case.

Not faggot op but what constitutes fast nowadays. I imagine anything under 7 respectively? Though, young kids think anything that isnt 2 seconds 0-60 isn't fast nor do they care about quarter mile strip.

I would say with modern day performance standards "fast" is around a 5 second 0-60 minimum.

>t. will never purchase a car nor put benis in vagen

99% of these threads are shit, but at least I agree with this one. Cars get you attention from dudes, not women.

My current gf wrote her number in lipstick on the windshield of my 911 but keep telling yourself that women will not care about having to ride along with you in a 3k civic instead of something proper.