Truckerfag Thread - /TFG/

>Remind Your Dispatcher That He Is Just A Glorified Secretary And That You Are The One Doing All The Actual Work Edition


Trevious Treat: >44 tonnes of freshly produced paper rolls
>34 useless super single tires stuck in the snow
>Sign that lease and I'll change all the delivery times on your loads while you're sleeping
>CDL How Get? Private driving school if you can afford it, the training megacompanies if not
>Swift: Best Skimming The King Pin Across The Fifth Wheel Plate And Getting It Stuck Behind With No Airbag Drop Switch


/tfg/ Discord:discord.gg/ejeVX36- (For Outlaws only)


>Truckerfag only cleared $7700 this week, can barely afford the grinding of a new bejeweled monocle and a new top hat
>Oilfag is weary of winter, tbqhfam
>EF wants to remind you that real Americans only drive Harley Davidsons, even though they were bought out by a Japanese consortium in 1985
>Bepis is a lonely namefag iceberg floating in a cold, dark sea of anons
>Balam has been waiting for a load so long that he has reverted to a primitive man state, is currently wearing a simple rabbit skin hat
>Primely decided that his desire to buy an automaticJapaneseshitbox somehow makes him an alpha
>Primefag threatened an innocent box truck driver that wanted nothing more than tohelp him out of his predicament with a crowbar
>Gundam is constantly nervously scanning the horizon for Pepsi branded trucks
>Doubles just activated the full release Asian massage funtion on his new Legacy drivers seat
>Whiney is apparently going to start taking acid

>Reminder that busriders are NOT allowed to post here, as they are accursed by God

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>putting an address in the navigation and following the directions without crashing on idiot-proof, wide as fuck, traffic lights controlled American roads
>doing all the work

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Faggots got owned last night in VC

>I lurked with my mic off for ten minutes and then dropped out entirely
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>manly
>jewelry
What's up, metrosexual?

>t. Insecure blinglet

Is nitro mango the new memesip

>>CDL How Get? Private driving school if you can afford it, the training megacompanies if not
Yeah I can't afford it. I guess I'll have to sell my soul, but to whomsT?
Live in the Houston area.
The walls are closing in, and I'm getting too old. Please help, truckerfags.
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