League of Legends General - /lolg/

Would you let him cuddle with you, lolgen?

>enemy team all pick heavy magic damage
>corki ad too
>team buys armour
>remind them constantly that the enemy team is magic damage

Cowtit waifu best waifu and support!

Don't forget we now have a trash thread

go nuts

If I was a girl i would probably be fat and ugly, so exactly the same as of now buth with menstruation and a weaker brain.

I'll pass.

>Mundo ultimate every 45 seconds
>Ult lasts 12 seconds so basically it's up every 33 seconds
>still gets countered by a 800 gold item

POG

I'm really good.

I got a teaching job and I'm going to a con in three days.

I remember how my Warring Kingdoms Azir took like 7 months to get to me.

except even if you were fat and ugly you could lose weight and wear make up and someone would still want to be with you

I wanna CUDDLE and PROTECT Lulu!

Don't you see Tomo? You're a cute girl with a cute girl cock.

>that tatoo
Is fiora into dogs?

thatl looks low quality as fuck. Hope you liked getting scammed.

I wonder when they're gonna do more of their "Unlocked" series. Ashe, Kat and Vi are the only ones they've got right now.

Kinda hope they bring out more. Hopefully a Darius figure to go with my Vi one.

Best husbando and best support.

tfw no rakan bf to dick me lovingly

>Lose weight
I mean, I could do that as a man right now and get some stacy to be with me anyways.

same

but you said you were ugly too

remember to NEVER give up hope!
you can ALWAYS CLIMB if you dont stop trying user!
you can DO THIS!

>TFW no Nazi gf

Even if you're fat and ugly. If you got a vagina some nigga gonna wanna fuck you.

I like these.

What's so low quality about it?

Fiora is a very handsome woman and I would lay a kiss upon her lips

> jungler picks ornn
I'm gonna fucking ban this useless piece of shit on sight

H-how do I stop being so nervous?

Ya'll creep me out.

Got my first S+ as him last night. Felt really fucking good, since the entire enemy team was nothing but big fat healthbars to bust down.

Rushing essence reaver really has turned my life around with him.

>when you identify with the fat this much
wow

>Don't forget we now have a trash thread
What for? Everyone constantly posts off-topic trash anyway and nobody ever gets banned for it, as evidenced by our greasy wop avatarfag who posts here every fucking day.

you guys are so ignorant, it's sad.

I feel sad that you think it's any better on this side of the fence.

I hate to break it to you, but we have the exact same problems you do. It's not some magical difference once you're a difference sex.

Stop romanticizing or fetishizing for some of you, being a girl. You're completely mistaken.

Post em
And your fetish
Anal

I wish i could fuck a fujo so fucking hard nhhghghghh

>Kissing something already used by a dog.
Come on man, have some dignity.

Pretty good, I climbed from Silver IV to Silver II in flex in 2 days and got my Camille winrate to 60%

>essence reaver Kog

???

Is it canon that Warwick hunts Jinx?

The trash thread is mostly being used to explicitly post porn

So it's great

She's so cute! Can I bully?

lyl

Honestly user it's easier to find someone to date you if you're a girl. There is no denying that. there are lots of problems to deal with when you're a girl but finding a date isn't one.

idc lul

get good at the game instead of circlejerking over fictional characters that you will never get to touch or love irl

How do people get stuck in silver? People literally don't' help their junglers, they dont build defensively, they don't know how to trade and when they lock in on farm you just walk up to them and auto attack them and they either A. run away and miss their farm or B. Try to all in you wiffing skills and eating minion damage.

Reminder that men don't have sex with trannies.

incest

>support shitter tries something that requires a brain
>loses every game
>goes back to support for free elo
like pottery

>Can mix volume for damn near anything in the game
>Voice is set at 100% while everything else is lower/off and it's still barely audible

why is the sound mixing so fucked

i want to be a girl because i'm mentally ill and i realize girls have their own problems and it's harder in some aspects and easier in others

you little memer.

>mokou

Great taste.

I'm not quite there yet. But I'm trying.

Maybe, maybe not.

A man has sex whenever he can.
A woman has sex whenever she wants.

That's an undeaniable truth.

NO!

i wasn't going to have sex as i am anyways lul

You mean other than the fact that it looks like a jumped up FUNKOPOP head bobber?

The staff looks like shit for starters, especially the head. Looks like it belongs in a Fisher-Price set than a model. The joystick and the material at its base looks like it was done by a Veeky Forums goons first attempt at making a model from scratch, the buttons look like generic blobs of gold on his coat, it looks like they got a fleck of green on his visor over his left eye.

I could go on and on but I'll just sum it up with whatever you paid was too much and you're better off turning it around and selling at a markup, but considering you already opened the box that ship has fucking sailed.

>thinly veiled "no true Scottsman"

>Tfw playing Azir
>Mute everything but voice
>Enjoy the great Azir va
>But have to listen to fuckin HASAGI SORYO SOO SORIAKATON

xth for degenerate fetishes spawned by Cassiopeia

I wish I was a cute loli

How do I get spiders to tank on elise? They never want to

>There are people in this very thread who play in a single monitor.

Beta cucks lmao

>I get autofilled a role
>I can't change my runes to fit the role
You can change runes soon right, I'll play draft then

>he has 3 monitors and is still gold

I wanna sing cheesy love songs for Lulu!

>that overwatch butt picture as a mouse

why do people do this?

what do you do if someone comes over or family members visit and need to use the computer?

Which ult will be the most busted with 60% cdr?

Too bad they dont want sex because they are frigid

>that mousepad

How do your parents live with themselves honestly.

You can cover every role in the game with 2 pages

tfw some bitch is trying to tell me azir is renekton and nasus' brother

AAAH STOP BEING DUMB

how do you not have multiple rune pages at this point

They can use their phone, why would I let them access my bedroom?

who would visit someone that thinks getting one is a good idea?

>spic

>winrate still positive
>0 lp
>get into game
>inting bot

why tho?
are you really only allowed to get balanced teams when your winrate is 50 or lower?

Karthus, that's a dumb question, how is that not blatantly obvious.

you baiting right?

Kayle's gonna be retarded unless her VGU drastically changes her ult

Jesus man, sorry I asked.

>ADCuck
>Dumb OW butt pad
>spic

>tfw have a 41% wr
>bot ints in my game

no.

Think about your life.

>worlds is near
>riot already preparing the classic worlds special patch that fucks up the meta

>queue up for promos
>get this guy on my team

everytime.

I feel a strange sense of pity

Ban Yasuo you fucking retard

Singed's ult will have a 15 second downtime with that

Yeah, I'm still waiting for more.

>easier life, can get married and just do housework
>society asks less of you
>easier to date
>societal privileges given by man under the pretext of being a Gentleman

face it women have it better over all

>Filename
Don't.

I already did.

I wanna BEE with Lulu!