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>NEWS & STREAMS
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So which team is getting Bulbad this season?

soe

>item called the ultimate orb
>it doesn't upgrade your ultimate
uhmmm......dotards?

yeah but wasn't our sk named ostarion?

>item named claws of attack
>doesn't turn you into wolverine
ummm... dotards?

og

>claws of attack

The victim of a longevity spell that backfired, the Skeleton King Ostarion has built an empire from the bones of his enemies. He lives only to extend his reach, for as long as he is perpetually building and adding to his domain he cannot die. The walls of his palace are formed of fired bone; the streets are paved with bones of every sort of creature and every enemy; and even the wood and other natural features of his land have been swept away and replaced with replicas formed of bone. From the Ivory Forest to Ostarion's towering Throne of Bone, nothing happens in the Empire of Bones without the full knowledge of its Skeleton King.

Daily reminder that TA is a WOMAN and doesn't have a penis or some male genitalia

how does it feel to be an inferior yurocuck who will never experience the greatness that is grant stream?

>Item called demon's EDGE
>doesn't turn you into terrorblade
umm....dotards?

everyone knows fuTA meme was invented by weebo degenerates that want to get assraped by their mums

oh. sorry blizzard lawyers. blades of attack.

>Have several name and description tags sitting in my inventory
>Can't think up of any good, funny, or original names
>Just dirty puns and bane jokes for the LC/Bane immortals

Fuck, how do I come up with stuff?

petotion to rename blade of attack to punchdagger

signed
me

>item called hyperSTONE
>is actually good on Tiny
No problem here

>throne of bone
i'm adding that to my commission from red

pugna

>item called divine rapier
>doesnt changes lucifer back into angel
what the fuck?

just put your phone number and say "looking for gf"

>Item called blade of alacrity
>doesn't give you the alacrity buff
this is just disgusting

>item called moonshard
>is lowkey OP on night stalker

>6479866448
>looking for gf
like this?

when was time youve seen slark win a game

>tfw no cute vampire hero

>hero called outworld devourer
>doesn't have a single devour ability

fuck off
where's the necromancer hero?

Now there's a woman that didn't need to catfish anyone to succeed, I miss her now we have no good girls except sheever who is sick

i love her

>Always ban slark in all pick even though his winrate is shit

Honestly fuck that hero so much. Nerf him even harder next patch. Not even techies or tinker is as fucking annoying to play against as that hero, as support or core.

>lmao how do I counter a fishy stove
Countering him isn't hard it's just such a chore.

Reminder that TA is my favourite hero and if you insult her I will autistically defend her honour.

wait, what's wrong with sheever?

*hyucks your path*

wtf happened to twitch? im trying to watch fucking nel and it wont load

>Implying it matter for Blizzard jew lawyers

>fucking annoying to play against
Except he's so shit that a little planning makes him a non-issue because he's too statistically weak to cope. Even fucking CM shits on him.
Slark is the DS of carries, completely useless in pubs but he keeps getting nerfed because he wins in pro matches.

>2k gold item that turns you into LMAO THREE ULTIMATES

But his pro winrates are shit too.

>dotards build a superteam (DK)
>lose

>gotards build a superteam (Faze)
>lose

I don't even remember the last time I've seen Slark in a game.

Well, they are *now*.

>dk
>not secret

Where did it all go so wrong bros?

So how many 3-hit passives is this Pangolin guy going to have?

>Get all your strats leaked by the Lulu cabal and the Han supremacist ACE.
>Lose

>shartour
>super team

its blockade against yuros created by grant
get fucked

post lewd pugna

you are right, he needs some buffs.

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>enemy rage abandons after fb
>"game is now safe to leave"
>my own team leaves even though it's not no stats recorded because he left after fb
For what purpose

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>ann b mateo

>asian women

eww, no

she is our sea monkey, she is perfect.

twitch isnt working on both pc and mobile. i just wanna watch some nel

Dumb gaijin poster

>yurocuck exposes himself
lmao
it works for NA bulls

im aus

When will EE stream again? His SEA suffering is glorious.

What hero is most like Darius?

He shoult try out the SEA trench first

my neighbour

what will his winrate be today?

what did he end at yesterday? 1-6?

I don't fucking believe it.
what makes sea so different?

Well Darius was mostly based off of Axe...

is it even possible to lose with antimage

It's a dog eat dog server

Seamonkeys have no concept of teamwork wow what a surprise

Darius is copy paste Mogul Khan (Axe)

envy acts like privileged faggots that has to take carry every game and destroys his items if something goes wrong

Is there some command or keybind that centers the camera on my hero? Not something that locks it into following me, I just want something I can quickly single-tap when I'm looking away to center my camera on my hero.

I can't find a hotkey like this, but maybe I'm just retarded.

im on reddit discord, should i post deso medusa and convince them into memeing it into legitimacy?

>axe dying to 6 slotted PA
kek, this meme didn't age well. now all you need to deal with PA as axe is blademail and she'll oneshot herself at all stages

that's quake for you, it's a hard master

Post them skeleton kid.

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The absolute state of dotards women

I think it's F1 by default, but I have it bound to 1.

twitch still isnt working for me. guess those numbers are literally only from NA viewers

press f1

EE is incompatible with SEA.

I was watching his stream and there were like a variety of SEA pro players he played with, he even reported that flip potato dude, but he was the only guy was acting like an insufferable cunt all the way. He'll enter the hellish trench of SEA LP where the main problem is every other game you have a player DCing because third world internet is garbage.

Seeing him destroy items is actually baffling. The only time I've ever seen that in a SEA match was when somebody was already winning and wanted to BM opponents. EE is going to get eaten alive.

he said single-tap

I'm NA and I can't load anymore, I think it's only from people who have kept the stream open since the servers went to shit.

Highschool
>gee, i hate nerds theyre smelly and eww who the fuck goes on conventions lmao smelly nerds. SMELLY

Grown up
>wtf i need attention now
>ohh the maybe nerds still like me

pottery

WHO [A] HERE?

Blizzard steals all the good looking chicks

use in conjunction with

I jerked it to Kelly once

was meant for

mfw people got the alliance logo as a tattoo

You been winning your games onii-chan?

You can't lose your games if you dont play any user.

CONJURATION

EternalEnvy here, my last game was 5-16 as PL

but then you can't select your hero without screen centering anymore

i know it sounds nitpicky but i'd like to be able to select units normally but have a completely separate hotkey to center my camera on my hero because i'm used to it from HotS

fuck off back to your autismo board robot

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hi loda

>twitch down for several hours now
holy shit how incompetent can you be