Are you autistic enough to name your car?

My motorcycles name is 氷, or kōri. Its ice in Japanese. Because she's blue. And japanese.

I can never decide on an actual name because I'm not one of those guys who sees a car or motorcycle or anything as a gender.
It's so weird to me when people see a boat and go "she's a beaut!"

its just a boat

Because boats are vessels, like the womb. Wombs are uniquely female, so boats are female.

Okay, well what about this guy? Also i'm not trying to say i think it's wrong or some shit. I just personally dont give genders to vehicles in my head

Only car I ever named was my 1970 mustang.

Summer. Because "Summer Breeze" by Seals & Crofts came on the radio while I was driving it for the first time.

It's because cars are usually referred to with the feminine noun in languages that have gendered nouns.

Named it Rasputin because it wont die. The previous owner has a picture of it from 1963 completely abandoned and in pieces. There's no reason that it should be running perfectly right now.

sheila

Good taste, I love that song

youtube.com/watch?v=MsW8rXPcnM0

>not naming your car like a transformer

My Focus hatchback is named Rattlebones and my old Jeep xj was Deathtrap

Your car is named Minx.

Miata-chan

You wouldnt tell your friends you rode a dude would you?

i unironically find this jewish slut cute, shame what she is tho

i just say "the leo"

no ones ever heard of a leone anyways

My old Kia Sephia was called Syphilis because it wouldn't go away.

Eva Destruction
>F250 fleet spec crew cab long bed
>has been used to raid drug houses in cali
>was once a MARTA railway truck (with the railroad wheels, still has mount points)
>2WD, so heavy she gets stuck in wet grass, doesn't care and expects 4wd chevy plebs to pull her entitled ass out as is their peasant tier job

If I did, they wouldn't care because they're my friends

Muscles.

Autist indeed it seems.

Viola (volvo with a Yamaha v8)

>autistic enough to name your car?
>Autistic
>Implying normie girls don't already do it.
>Implying it's not so fucking mainstream and socially acceptable it featured in a fucking LiMu TV ad.
>Yeah, that's real fuckin autistic.

>Are you autistic enough to name your car?
Yes.

>What's your cars' name user?
'97 SC 400: Masayaa
'70 Eldorado: Ferrante
'91 Syclone: Giacomo
'08 S2R 1000: Setsuka

... I had a '95 SC 400 until a crashed it. I named it Jesus Maria.

My car has a name, it's what the manufactures call it. And I call it that from now on.

>blue ice
Where do you live where that's a normal color for ice?

I call my car either make or model.
It is like family to me but i dont give it a name

Enola.
Because it's a Miata. From Hiroshima. A city that was bombed by the Enola Gay with the worlds first atomic bomb (in anger).
I didn't name it Enola _Gay_ because there's nothing gay about a car that has risen from the ashes of a nuclear bomb. No matter what anybody says.

Gensokyo

Rattlecan. Guess why.

pic related.

My Jag is called Walter. A little butlery without being too on the nose.

Nigger stomper 3000

Motoko

My old car: "White Knight"
My new car: "The Dark Knight"

Carol the Corolla

Pénélope

are you fucking kidding me?
how old are you?

If naming a car is autistic, does that mean that the automaker is autistic?

The Impreza is what i called my Wrx wagon

Margaret, but you can call her Maggie if you like. She doesn't mind.

>all of his cars aren't known only by model numbers
Imagine that!

My mother called it a whorebarge when I showed up when this thing followed me home so I'm considering calling it Roxanne but I haven't decided yet.

Gents, the genius of the tripfag revealed

Sierra

Got a blue 05 GTO, named Betty blue

I like it, I like the name

God speed friend

My 74 nova is named roxanne because any halfbrained wrench monkey can get under her hood

1974 nova- roxanne
1974 el camino- tusk
1988 silverado- wooly bully
1994 Honda Passport- warthog
1981 xs850 - wicked annabella
1998 gt mustang- sally

my car is called Jessica, that song was on the radio when i drove it for the first time

94 Mazda Mx3. Ex named it Red Racing Frog for whatever reason.

Yes.
>Etta

Car, that's the name.

I want one of these so fucking bad but i have only seen 1 for sale in my area ever

Robo-Bitch

>'Coffee colored Cadillac.'
Nadine

am i weird for not naming my possessions? i own my dream car and i just call it my car. same goes for my guns and guitars

Am i autistic or is everyone else autistic?

naming cars is a normie thing.

>BMW M5
>called it "Sabine" because waifu
Sorry guys it's me, I'm the faggot.

>? i own my dream car

what is it?

Laurelai

my first car was an old mercedes called bomber, the rest don't have names apart from colour-manufacturer

a 95 6 speed acura legend

> my car, my guns and guitars

you must have a lot of friends

i dont have a lot of friends but the ones i do have are pretty great

I wish I kept mine, but I was young and dumb with shit for money to keep fixing it.

A 2001 f150 supercrew i affectionately call Maus

1971 442- Black Lightning
1976 280z- Shinobu
Clearly I'm autistic

What should I name her?

I named her Rin because she shares a similar color scheme to best fate girl Tohsaka

Ironically call her blinky

Elliot

I call the cunt Merc, not because its a mercedes but because its a mercury

>She's blue
Da ba dee da ba die

Mahmoudeena

I actually like that

I have a rusty 1999 Mirage I call the Crasker, in honor of a friend's car that used to be a rusty piece of shit and was first christened the Crasker.

Now I have an FRS but I don't know what to name it. Probably Wagonbitch or something

I named my motorcycle Cassidy, after the companion from Fallout New Vegas.

She guzzles gas, is loud and crude, but is reliable as hell and will never leave you stranded.

I named a white 95 neon the white swan

My girlfriend named my 2001 Mustang “Stangief” or Stangy for short

She said the car looks Russian for some fucking reason (it’s a new edge)

Kinda stuck

I named mine Stacy.

meet S E N P A I mothefuckers

Cherise

Cherise was brushing her long hair gently down
It was the afternoon of carnival as she brushes it gently down
Rubin was strumming his painted mandolin
It was inlaid with a pretty face in jade played in the carnival parade
Cherise was dressing as Pirouette in white
When a fatal vision gripped her tight Cherise beware tonight
Rubin, Rubin tell me truly true
I feel afraid and I don't know why I do, Is there another girl for you?
If you could see my heart you would know it's true
There's none Cherise, except for you, except for you
I'd swear to it on my very soul, If I lie, say I fall down cold

...

Luci

wife calls it Joaquin cause one day it will break down and ill be Joaquin home.

She's pretty, user

scooby

i know its not creative

your wife sounds jealous of your car.
kill her

ur a faggot breh

naming your car is gay but it's true that there is nothing gay about a car rising from the ashes of a fucking bomb

hehe'd

Yeah, I named my titansilber m3 "silver car"
My 330 is named "red car", guess its color.
I'm a creative genius.

White Taurus station wagon - the burrito wagon because it looked like a burrito.