Is the hummer h2 any good?

Yes. It's based on a common, reliable, and easy to work on platform. It's a essentially a 3/4 ton Tahoe with larger tires and much better approach and departure angles.

Yeah but its more offroad while the h2 is supposed to be a super luxurious comfort vehicle.

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>tfw i saw that interior
That guys a retarded jay leno wannabe

If you legitimately think that interior looks good, there is no hope for you.

Enjoy your cheap, rattling, rough riding piece of shit.

t.h8er. Ill bet you drive a prius dont you?

for how cheap they've gotten, yeah sure

unless you mod it it is pretty underwhelming though

it's the car of the croatian patriot

As a yuropoor what is actually the appeal of these things? I get that some people like the looks but the rest seems like total shit

Tremendous safety. Safest vehicle on the road.
If you got in a car accident before, you will know that medical expenses can go very high and your quality of life will pretty much go down forever. From something as simple as backpain to something potentially as bad as quadrapalegia, you would pay anything to get your health back. ANYTHING.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. 12mpg is a great deal to prevent health problems in the event of an accident.
The look is actually the least appealing thing about the car. Most people will hate on you for how it looks.

This

that's a H1 and Rojs was a nigh-illiterate weapons trader turned politician

Only safer for you, when you get into an accident. It's more likely to seriously damage what you hit, and you are more likely to hit something.

It is the automotive equivalents of stuffing your pants and wearing fake muscles under your shirt.

dude, there is nothing luxurious about the H2 interior, I spent 10 years of my life in one, I should know

Better someone else than me. Dead people cant sue.

Oh my sweet summer child. That just isn't true. Estates and families go to town on that kind of thing.

I could care less if someone else dies as a result of my safe vehicle.
Most of the time, they deserve to die for causing the car accident.

This. As long as its not me i dont care what happens in a car accident

>sweet summer child
Stop saying this.

Its alright but the h3 alpha is a better overall vehicle.

That's an h3

No it isn't. Not safe not a large vehicle sort of pointless. H3 is the worst of them all.
Look at the one smashed up by the bus

>Meanwhile the other car was split in half and the driver and passengers all had snapped necks and caved in rib cages from when your H2 rode up on their car and flattened it.

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based

Like I care?
A drunk couple crossed the road in their car. Both died. I feel no responsibility at all and if I would have been in a shitbox, I could have been fucked up for life.
Why should I care whatsoever about the well being of potential accident victims? I don't drink, don't text or drive, don't drive sleep deprived and always look and signal. If a car accident happens, odds are I won't be at fault. Bad drivers have what is coming to them
Also, I don't buy into the notion that all lives are equal. Subjectively, I value my life more, and objectively, I am more intelligent and useful for society than the average person.

Youre preaching to the choir. If theres anything ive learned from being in a school for autists, its that all humans are NOT equal. If i slammed into a short bus i wouldnt care because those retards are a drain on the human race. Ans why would i worry about other drivers in general more than my own life?! If people wanna fuck around and get run over thats their problem

H1 is the only good one, others are.fucking gay and its a sign that you want a big black dick in your ass

t.prius owner

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do you have no health insurance??!?

You left the terms vague, user, it also sounded like you headon'ed somebody and you came out fine

Suburbcucks/Rural Retards rekt

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Health insurance doesnt make it hurt any less, idiot

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t. fag who wants niggerdick in his ass

If you aren't buying a surplused 998, you're just a gaudy faggot who can't live without his starbucks coffee.

Everyone knows if you want to go larping, you go full larp and just own it.

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medical expenses, learn to read nigger

>merica truck
>varsity jacket
>ballcap
honoraryamerican/10

have a reagan video for this exceptional slav
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I'm not on welfare so I actually have a deductible. Then there is the time aspect and the life long cost of being chronically injured that you'll pay for irregardless of insurance status.

Projecting big leagues

That's an H2 SUT. Notice how short that bed is.

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No, it's an H3SUT, you can tell by the doors and more rounded design.

Gib

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t. butthurt after niggerdick h2 owners

They never made a H3SUT, the closet thing to a H3 Truck was the H3T and that was an actual pickup truck.

That truck is an H2SUT.

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Ill bet you drive a tesla.

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So you DO drive a soymobile?

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Stop posting lewd drawings. Why would you try to drag people down?
I spend like 5 hours a week on number of health forums and Veeky Forums warning people of the dangers of pornography and masturbation and sexual excess and here you are just carelessly attaching these anime images. I didn't even open this one but the other one said orgasming or something. We are discussing hummer, vehicles. I'm here simply to get myself away from that kind of shit. Trying to develop positive hobbies like vehicles.
It took me tenfold the effort to quit this than opiates and cigarettes. There are random people out there probably trying to quit right now and what you see in the first few hours can determine your success.

H2 is the soyes soycar in the world

Holy fucking kek! Jacking it is good for you dumbass. If you dont nutt your dick will shrink its been scientifically proven

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>has been triggering sjws since before most of Veeky Forums was born
>soycar
Kys

Thats an h2 you dumbass.

There isn't anything funny about this.
In modern times, we are truly living in an insane asylum.
Just because the majority of people do it or accept it as "normal" doesn't mean that it. In fact, if you would study the topic you would realize that the arguments saying that it is "good for you" boil down to naturalistic or Freudian reasoning.
Saying "top kek" as if this is absurd shows that you won't even consider this. You simply dismiss it, simply because you do it so much and you are looking for anything that affirms your behavior.
The real science on the matter, has been of the near universal opinion from the time of Tissot until the 1930s that masturbation and sexual excess were disadvantageous to engage in and were responsible for numerous side effects.
Modern science vindicates what they set out on. We see that the act of orgasm in men causes anti-dopamine hormones to be released.
Worse then all of that, we are just animals. You reinforce a primitive instinct, you surrender agency. Sooner or later, the pleasurable activities will preoccupy your subconscious and great ideas and creativity will cease. You become deadened. You feel a constant distracting urge, because of this horrible habit that you have created for yourself. Unlike drug addiction, what initiates sexual urges does not stem from the more developed regions involving planning, but your most primal reproductive drive.
You stupid fool, you are being taken for a ride by your evolutionary programming and you are too stupid to have the self awareness that it controls you and begins to direct your life and undermine your actual goals based on long term planning.
Your second charge that the organ will shrink is false. The muscles will not atrophy. The cavernosa will engorge with blood readily. There are animals that go years without mating and the organ works just fine.

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They're decent and unique looking. Thing grabs as much attention as a Ferrari. Be prepared to deal with soyboys complaining about it, however.

t. dad owned one

Didnt trigger anyone, people just laughed the at the little soboys driving them

>Citing stuff from 90 years ago

Welcome to /pol/

retard

H3T is based if you find one with a v8 and dual electronic lockers

>le current year