Tfw no CUTE gf

I've no interest in a relationship as well, but I am interested in getting laid a bunch. Basically "friends with benefits"

thats because you aren't autistic like the loser you quoted.

Nigga thinks he's "le weird" an special because he doesn't fuck women.

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Dat ass tho

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m'am

m'am can you please stop leaning against my car?

m'am

I'm 26 and haven't had a date since high school. I know the feeling brother

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Just out of curiosity, what do you do when you first meet a girl you like? How do you meet girls? When you take them somewhere in your car is your driving restrained? What part of this gives you trouble anons?

never go above 2k rpm because my inline 4 is "too loud" otherwise for her
lel

"too loud" is code for it sounds like shit, bruv

I'm 20 and I never had a date ever, yet my best friend which is an year older than me has been in a relationship for like 3/4 years now. Crazy eh?

dont fret, I had my first kiss at 20, and shortly after my first girlfriend; a 28 year old with a 6 year old son

it's a supercharged inline 4 from my NA so it sounds pretty bad
but it also has no sound deadening so you can hear the engine clear as day so that might be the bigger issue

I ain't even mad nor in a hurry. I just find it amusing.

>wanting a cute gf
>not a THICC gf

ok amerifat

>chubbychaser

I've only ever done any shit with one girl who is now my wife. Met at 19, she was 21. Been together for about 7 years. Feeling a quarter life crisis coming up, so it's likely going to blow up and lead to sads. But at least we didn't get around to kids. That seems like a nightmare to deal with in the fallout.

This doesn't look very scientific, m8

>who is now my wife
you done fucked up son, I ain't making that mistake

One day bros...

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OI BITCH, get outta the way, I'm trying to take photos here

Good clutch muscles on that gril.

this isn't the place to say stuff like that
this is a normie only board

i clutch her vagina on you faggot.

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>i don't know this feel

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r8 my gf

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10/10 because thats her age.

10.

you fucking pedo cunt

>that hat

Womanchild

yellowfever itt

i rate based Canada Goose jacket 11/10, girl a 7/10

that looks like my autistic little (boi) cousin

>no tits
OP’s a pedo

A man of great taste going after qt 3.14's

>way, way, way overpriced jacket that still uses synthetic down

lmfao

Fucking pedos

0/10 for jacket
Canada Goose are shit and overpriced, no real mountaineer or expedition team would ever wear them

Why even do the car thing if there's no qt to share the adventures with?

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Because that way you can actually enjoy the roadd peacefully?

This is an excuse and you know it. The only reason you like obnoxious cars is because you think it will attract attention (from girls).

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Besides, if you are driving down a perfect winding road on a perfect cool fall night and there is no qt next to you to see it, did it ever really happen?

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I'll never be able to afford my dream car but if I somehow do, I ain't letting thots in it.

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Shame

That's just a bad attitude, man. Life is not about material things.

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>life is not about material things
speak for yourself, my plans for the future are to keep my 2 best friends but have no girlfriend, focus on career and money instead

make sure you buy a different fedora for every occasion you fat neckbeard

Make sure to go pick up Stacy's fat ass at work when she's done