what in ze fuk, Arizona
What in ze fuk, Arizona
Logan Smith
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Dylan Robinson
>Arizona
We had someone who'd drive on desert roads and stop by a large or particularly scenic saguaro cactus. He'd then chop the bottom of the cactus just like for a regular tree. After doing this for awhile, people changed from saying he was killing saguaro into saying he was murdering saguaro. These cactus take a long long time to grow so it's a shame this vandal kept on trying to remove saguaro from the scenic roadside drives.
One night, he was chopping another saguaro. Saguaro aren't like your typical solid wooden tree as they have a wooden rod-like skeleton surrounding a fibrous core. He did his chopping, but instead of falling in the expected direction, the saguaro twisted around and fell on the perpetrator. Pretty amazing how the rods instead of compression failing did torsional failing and swiveled on the hollow fibrous core to get the cactus to fall onto the murderer.
A saguaro cactus has a zillion long spines along its long length. He might have rolled it off him, but even a small saguaro has a lot of holding power because the zillion spines poked into him and held the murderer on the ground in a hug of death. A zillion spines can't be wrong. Or in this case, they were strong and he could not get free and so he died in its thorny embrace.
Grayson Hall
That is a really neat and well told story
Luis Ramirez
>get fucking killed by a ten foot tall prickly cucumber
I fucking love my state. I drive for a living and the 17, 10, 8, US 95, 60 and 93 are some of my favorite roads to go through.
John Lewis
i don't know weather to read this in a Navajo accent or a Mexican accent...
Ryan Flores
>killing a saguaro
>really illegal to deface them
>grow and live for centuries
faggot got what he deserved then
Jackson Sullivan
>weather
Christian Reed
>correcting grammar on a stir-fry art message board
>calling someone else an idiot
Lucas Evans
Looks comfy my dude
Asher Fisher
tl;dr, what is going on in Arizona?
Cooper Morgan
>displaying brainlet status
>accepting brainlet status
James Stewart
If you are visiting people in Guadalupe, it could be both.
Owen Carter
you're just digging your hole deeper, fag
Aaron Turner
>man destroys nature for vandalism purposes
>nature puts up with it for a while
>nature finally says "fuck it, you had your chance" and kills man in the most painful way possible
based nature
Nolan Clark
>what in ze fuk, Arizona
The Arizona Highways magazine is the best magazine of its type I've ever seen. I wish my state put out such a traveling by car magazine with beautiful photography and interesting stories on various natural attractions.
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Henry Bailey
phoenixfag here.
Weather sux but at least cars last forever inna desert and our gun laws are super lax
Grayson Davis
>everything is okay
>why horses though
Luke Moore
This is actually pretty common. When you go up north into Scottsdale where all the rich people are, a lot of them own horses because... I dunno, cowboy fetish? Law allows them to ride them on the streets (sidewalks?) and can legally go through drive-thrus and the like.
Asher Gutierrez
Arizona is by far my favorite state. Roads are fantastic and there's endless amazing wilderness, especially up north. Traveled 50k miles one year just exploring the state. California feels like a shittier, uglier AZ with more normie shit available to do at the cost of living in traffic.
People will ask the same of your combustion engine driven car in 50 years.
Elijah Taylor
Renaissance Festival is going on so might be done people from that too.
Brandon Hernandez
Cameron Wilson
Arizona is a nice state
Kayden Bailey
Prison industrial complex POS state!
They will successfully send you to DOC ifvyou have ONE BEERand drive!! I could beat my wife and get a misdemeanor, but a 0.03 BAC on a broken ankle... You're looking at 3 years.
Kevin Taylor
>Roads are fantastic
Agreed. The roads look pale and parched from the heat and ultraviolet, but they remain drivable. In the northern icey states, the roads get wrecked faster because the alternating cycles of freezing ice and thawing makes the roads crumble sooner.
Ha, the worst part are the soft asphalt ruts though when you approach traffic lights. The heat softens the road and as the heavier cars come to sudden stops, their weight through tire traction pushes down and forward on the asphalt and causes those bumpy ruts.
Owen Jackson
someone post this on reddit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John Martin
Horse owners are obnoxious
Evan Brooks
>shitholes with scorching hot all year round
>comfy
yeah if you never leave your fucking basement
Jace Jenkins
Wastelands are always comfy, be they deserts or tundras
Colton Price
>deserts are always comfy
Not if you have a black car in the Aridzona summertime. Has anyone ever put a thermometer against their black car's surface to check the temperature?
Luis Watson
>Has anyone ever put a thermometer against their black car's surface to check the temperature?
No but we had a guy bake cookies in his lambo during the last heat wave
Liam Jackson
>what in ze fuk
It depends on the state AND county. Maricopa county allows horses on a public road with certain conditions and limits. Other states' counties have laws saying that horses are not legal on public roads at any time. I moved from Arizona to such a state after graduating from UA.
In contrast, some places have extensive laws protecting the use of horses on public roads such as the Amish areas in Pennsylvania.
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Jaxon Perez
have you ever considered, you know, NOT drinking and driving? at all?
>inb4 "muh rights, I should be able to have 1 beer"
your just gonna sound like an alcoholic if you cant wait till your home for the night to have a beer
Andrew Brown
>Arizona
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Jordan Morris
That sounds nice assuming it's also sunny but I'm tall and thin if I was fat I'd probably hate it
Dominic Jones
>*SNIFFFFF* Oh is that 91 octane I'm smelling *BRAAAAPPPAPAPAP* O-oh that rev startled me dear, such a gentle gust of wind~ *SNIFFFF* Aaah~ I love this...
Luis Campbell
Austin Bailey
i10 sucks ass in Arizona
Joshua Gonzalez
FUCK YOUR BORDER PATROL CHECK POINTS ARIZONA QUEERS
Charles Sanders
ITT Non-Arizonans
Parker Stewart
Literally every Southern Border state has checkpoints. Stay mad
William Price
With all that talk about beating his wife he already sounds like an alcoholic
Jayden Walker
I drove through The American South West once... in a car that didn't have working AC.
Pheonix was like HELL ON EARTH.
Albuquerque was worse though. Got off the highway for a drink, it's like 120 degrees, and I saw a whole flock of burka clad muzzies at a bus stop next to McDonalds. WTF?
Colton Richardson
>Illegal beaner detected
You have to go back Jose.
The wall will cut down on checkpoints
Kevin Moore
include me in le screncap!